Chantal Sarault / Chantal Al-Refae / Foodie Beauty - Delusional drug fiend hamplanet mukbanger from Canada trying to be a glamorous online influencer. Pathological liar, huge bitch, narcissist, animal abuser

Nice. Another cheese, meat, and ranch salad alongside cobs of sugar, served atop her 10th-grade ceramics project.

How does her colon do it? It needs a Governor General award at this point.
Chantal's colon lost to Amberlynn's bra in the Governor General award finals.
 
I'd really rather she ate three ears of corn than visit another 3 fast food places. She could stand to cut down on the cheese and dressing but this is a hell of a lot better than her Mukbangs.
It is quite cute that you think that this meal will stop her from visiting fast food places. These meals always leave her unsatisfied which only ramps up her cravings for garbage. Those drive-thrus will be getting her patronage.
 
Jesus Christ, those teeth. She's got gunk stuck between her front teeth and they're coated in a greyish-yellowish film. Sam's and BBJ's breath must smell like roses compared to hers or even Peetz's.

Her latest video was pure delusional Chantal talking, I don't know if my favourite moment was when she claimed she'll travel to Jamaica or her supposedly asking Bibi to become FWB. As if she were even capable of having, shall we say, conventional sex. Pretty sure the only sex she can have now is her giving blowjobs and having a dick in her folds and bellybutton.

Obviously the NO tic was real and triggered by her talking about eating healthy and IF (always hilarious by the way how even the thought of not eating fast food for 24 hours actually elicits horrifying physical and vocal reactions), I think the Shh tic was real, too.

Final thought: when will she get the results from the scan she did a few days ago?
 
This is just her pre-fast food snack.
The obligatory 'healthy insta post' she has to make before shoveling down 10x the amount of a normal human. Gotta let all the boys think your actively dieting in your 'new life, new me' and hope to God they don't find your YouTube channel.
This has to be a weird acceptable 'thing' though.. I see single fatties all the time on my feed just posting 'healthy' food, 'sexy' pics of themselves, highly edited photos, nothing but their pets, and them in the gym every 6mos posing in the mirror going 'back in the gym!' But every time you see a full body shot, they're fatter than ever. Either shit or get off the pot..
Sometimes though, I feel like Chantal has two different people inside of her fighting their way to the top. It really showed with that tic clip when she was saying something along the lines of eating more salads than burgers then she suddenly screeched NOO! at the top of her lungs, then the other tic(ish) after. Its like she has her wanna be insta thot 120lb bikini wearing Jamaica beach frolicking fantasy on one side, and the ticing, smelly, 450lb, fartgoblin who can't stop eating, on the other. You can obviously tell which one is winning...
 

I didn't notice this before but James' pants are unbuttoned as pointed out by someone in the comments
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The obligatory 'healthy insta post' she has to make before shoveling down 10x the amount of a normal human. Gotta let all the boys think your actively dieting in your 'new life, new me' and hope to God they don't find your YouTube channel.
This has to be a weird acceptable 'thing' though.. I see single fatties all the time on my feed just posting 'healthy' food, 'sexy' pics of themselves, highly edited photos, nothing but their pets, and them in the gym every 6mos posing in the mirror going 'back in the gym!' But every time you see a full body shot, they're fatter than ever. Either shit or get off the pot..
Sometimes though, I feel like Chantal has two different people inside of her fighting their way to the top. It really showed with that tic clip when she was saying something along the lines of eating more salads than burgers then she suddenly screeched NOO! at the top of her lungs, then the other tic(ish) after. Its like she has her wanna be insta thot 120lb bikini wearing Jamaica beach frolicking fantasy on one side, and the ticing, smelly, 450lb, fartgoblin who can't stop eating, on the other. You can obviously tell which one is winning...
I personally feel like the NO!! screaming voice is a flashback to her as a selfish child. Same with the IWANNADOMYFOODBUCKETLIST! terrifying tic. They’re always in this creepy high pitched, tantrumy child voice. The minute adult Chantal tries to maybe think about applying some sort of small restriction or change to her eating habits, the screaming, demanding child comes blaring out.

She clearly learned as a child that this loud, screeching demanding voice would get her what she wanted from her mother, and now she reverts to it when faced with slight food deprivation of any kind.
 
Half-assed recap, just like her videos.

- Fuck me, you can really tell she misses cock, the way she devours that corn would put to shame Sasha Grey.
- She claims she wanted to keep up yesterday's stream but the video wouldn't render.
- I swear to god her signing "Shh, I said shh" fucking triggers me so much, I'm MATI
- She's at 70k subscribers. She wants to do a seafood boil.
- Eats the salad with chicken like a savage, has white dressing all over her mouth.
- Talks about the cats again. Listen, I love cats to death and it's 100% not Sam's nor BBJ's fault, but she's making me hate them.
- Talks about the weather. How exciting.
- She's doing better now thanks to her being "busy", doing what exactly is anybody's guess.
- She says she'll work on her second channel, she has to do product reviews etc.
- There was a Starbucks near the place she went shopping to, the line at the drive-through was very long. "You'd have to be desperate for coffee!", she says without any trace of self awareness whatsoever.
- She's keeping in touch with family and friends.
- She talked to her doctor today about the spots she had on her legs. The doctor is referring her to a dermatologist. The spots turn white when she presses them, apparently they're not diabetes related. Canadian fellows I'm so sorry about your healthcare resources being drained by this fat fuck.
- 17:30 CT scan results. She has some kind of nodules (adenopathy, maybe?), nothing new apparently, she's been referred to another pulmonologist. She says all this without seeming to have no care in the world, like it's just common to have fucked up lungs at 36.
- Talks about desserts, who cares, are you surprised she's talking about food? Cause I'm sure not.
- She looks forward to doing laundry and then she'll watch something.
- She looks absolutely devastated that she's finished eating. For now, of course.

Very, very, very meh video. Not that gross, not insightful, just boring as shit.

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Three ears of corn? Damn Chinny

That's FOUR to you, pal...

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And I really don't get triggered often, but could somebody please pick up that lamp? It has been lying there for four days, blocking the stairs. What the fuck is she so busy doing these days? That junk by the stairs hasn't moved an inch since they arrived...

EDIT to add: she asks "when is corn season?" (hint: not Spring in Ottawa). "September?' "August?" Our utterly ignorant fat ignoramus is at it again. She thinks a moment, trying to justify it... "It's almost summer now," she tells us on April 21, only a month removed from the end of winter. "'cept you wouldn't know it", she adds.
 
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And I really don't get triggered often, but could somebody please pick up that lamp? It has been lying there for four days, blocking the stairs. What the fuck is she so busy doing these days? That junk by the stairs hasn't moved an inch since they arrived...

I don't think Jabbatron can actually bend over that far.
 
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