Cultcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

[AbraCadaver]

Oh frick

If he doesn’t show up to the audition in that exact fucking outfit I will be SO mad.

 

[The Dude]

If he doesn’t show up to the audition in that exact fucking outfit I will be SO mad.

Russ should audition while wearing diapers, a baby onesy, and a donkey mask to reflect what an infantile jackass he is.

 

[GleamingTheQ-Bert]

Russ the Revisionist returns to Quora to rescript an answer he provided to a question in June 2019. Russ now claims he wanted to “shove [a] mop up [a] guy’s rear” and that quitting Walmart was “no big deal” because he was also “working in a mortgage company.”

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How is a customer asking an employee if they, the customer, can dig through the garbage a bad work experience?

Russ didn't dig through the trash....the customer wanted to. Maybe they lost an important receipt or something?

And an IED? Yeah, I bet.

 

[WhaleOilBeefHooked]

If he doesn’t show up to the audition in that exact fucking outfit I will be SO mad.

You just know he'd be wearing the same gray suit he wears every time he goes somewhere he deems important.

 

[nemesisAF]

Russ's next musical influence:

hey, it’s dated as fuck, but the harmonizing is great and these are people who clearly practiced at their craft instead of just throwing together shit. You actually have to work with people beyond a fiverr recording session to harmonize like that. Too much work for Russell, he is OWED success without putting in time or having any talent, doncha know

 

[approachable_panda]

Pro tip: Just like his trips to the gym to work out, his jogging story is total bullshit. He isn't jogging or even taking walks around his neighborhood. It's all just bullshit and lies in a vain grasp for attention.



Russhole is more like a Pain Elemental, since only obnoxious, stupid things come out of his gaping mouth.



A keytar, Russ? Seriously? The most pointless, obsolete boomer instrument you could possibly find is your secret weapon for getting onto AGT? I actually lived through the 80s and love a lot of the music of that period, and even I know how stupid keytars are.

I know why Russ bought one, or is at least thinking about getting one. He thinks that since a keytar has fewer keys than a keyboard or actual piano that he will be better at playing it. The fact that keytars have fewer keys means that they have less tonal range and thus are less versatile than a normal keyboard, and it also means you need to be MORE skilled to get the most out of them. And they're pretty much only useful for music styles of the 80s. So unless Russ is planning on playing Flock of Seagulls or A-ha cover songs, this is about the most useless instrument he could get. Seriously, he'd be better off playing a Hurdy-Gurdy or Theremin or even a fucking Kazoo. Oh wait, he can't blow into a Kazoo. Hell, he should play a Pyrophone Organ. At least that would put on a wicked fire display for people.



Hopefully, one day.



The fact that he thinks he has any chance of getting a slot on AGT, even as a gag contestant for people to laugh at, shows how out of touch with reality he is. That is, if he actually is going to try and this isn't all just another ploy for attention.

Totally agree, the man took no pictures of his workouts outside. He is not doing shit in the neighborhood, his narcissism demands he document it on social media.

 

[The Dude]

Totally agree, the man took no pictures of his workouts outside. He is not doing shit in the neighborhood, his narcissism demands he document it on social media.

Maybe it's because I'm not a narcissistic, mentally ill homunculus with an unwarranted sense of self-importance or a low-functioning Autistic tranny with delusions of god(dess) hood, but I seriously can't feature how people like Russ can genuinely think anyone is buying their obvious bullshit. When you're telling lies so transparent they could be mistaken for a windowpane, how can you genuinely believe people think you're being honest? Ego? Stupidity? Wishful thinking?

 

[AbraCadaver]

You just know he'd be wearing the same gray suit he wears every time he goes somewhere he deems important.

I know but let me have the dream

Maybe it's because I'm not a narcissistic, mentally ill homunculus with an unwarranted sense of self-importance or an low-functioning Autistic tranny with delusions of god(dess) hood, but I seriously can't feature how people like Russ can genuinely think anyone is buying their obvious bullshit. When you're telling lies so transparent they could be mistaken for a windowpane, how can you genuinely believe people think you're being honest? Ego? Stupidity? Wishful thinking?

He’s a narcissist. He has a medical brain-oopsy that makes him think he’s smarter than everyone else.

 

[The Dude]

I know but let me have the dream

He’s a narcissist. He has a medical brain-oopsy that makes him think he’s smarter than everyone else.

You know, in a lot of cases it would pretty tragic to come across someone who is so unintelligent that not only are they unable to recognize that they're stupid, but in fact believe that they are incredibly brilliant. Like, picture meeting a little kid who has Downs Syndrome or Autism and below average IQ, but they genuinely believe that they are uniquely bright and destined to go on to do incredible things or make great advancements for humanity. It would break your fucking heart to see that person carrying such high expectations for themselves, believing they are more gifted than the average person, and totally naive to the fact that they're actually far below average and will face extreme disappointment eventually.

But with people like Russhole? People who are so shitty and obnoxious about the false view they have of themselves? Well, we get to laugh at those people and their continued ignorance about the reality of their lives will bring us years of entertainment. I don't know what point I was trying to make exactly, but I guess the bottom line is that the God/the universe has a beautiful way of evening things out.

 

[SpaceAce]

So he's gonna show a powerpoint, and spazz around banging on a keytar. Yeah, they're not gonna show him in whatever TV show he auditions for, because they'd get accused of mocking speds.

Not only that, but even if they did for some reason even consider him (they wouldn't, but use your imagination) they would do a whole background check before letting him on. A surface level googling of Russ will show you he's a HUGE liability and not worth the risk for whatever small audience his retardation would draw in. If he didn't threaten to sue after being booed out, he's too big of risk to have around any celebrities or even female contestants.

Russ the Revisionist returns to Quora to rescript an answer he provided to a question in June 2019. Russ now claims he wanted to “shove [a] mop up [a] guy’s rear” and that quitting Walmart was “no big deal” because he was also “working in a mortgage company.”

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Hold up, point 3 there.
As a janitor, they asked him to CLEAN EVERYTHING? Don't they have super secret janitors for all the gross stuff? Russ should have sued their asses for even suggesting that the cleaning staff clean things!

Maybe it's because I'm not a narcissistic, mentally ill homunculus with an unwarranted sense of self-importance or an low-functioning Autistic tranny with delusions of god(dess) hood, but I seriously can't feature how people like Russ can genuinely think anyone is buying their obvious bullshit. When you're telling lies so transparent they could be mistaken for a windowpane, how can you genuinely believe people think you're being honest? Ego? Stupidity? Wishful thinking?

Because he honestly and truly believes that every one else is too stupid to believe anything but what they're told. So when he says something happened one way, that's our truth. When people are mad at him, it's because they heard the wrong truth from someone else, so he has to repeat his truth again, and louder. If they still don't change their minds it's because they refuse to believe the real/true story,
To a narcissist it's like we're all colourblind and they're telling us our socks are mismatched. To them it only makes sense that you would take their word for it, since you're incapable of seeing the truth for yourself. If you argue, well, you can't tell if it's the truth or a lie so you're either arguing out of ignorance or out of hate for them and probably because you're jealous.
Anyone who questions the validity of your colour based claims can just be dismissed. Why? Because you know what you're seeing is the truth, it's right in front of you even if you can't explain to them the difference between blue and red, you can SEE it. And if they can't, well that's because of the deficiency on their part.

 

[The Dude]

Not only that, but even if they did for some reason even consider him (they wouldn't, but use your imagination) they would do a whole background check before letting him on. A surface level googling of Russ will show you he's a HUGE liability and not worth the risk for whatever small audience his exceptionalism would draw in. If he didn't threaten to sue after being booed out, he's too big of risk to have around any celebrities or even female contestants.



Hold up, point 3 there.
As a janitor, they asked him to CLEAN EVERYTHING? Don't they have super secret janitors for all the gross stuff? Russ should have sued their asses for even suggesting that the cleaning staff clean things!



Because he honestly and truly believes that every one else is too stupid to believe anything but what they're told. So when he says something happened one way, that's our truth. When people are mad at him, it's because they heard the wrong truth from someone else, so he has to repeat his truth again, and louder. If they still don't change their minds it's because they refuse to believe the real/true story,
To a narcissist it's like we're all colourblind and they're telling us our socks are mismatched. To them it only makes sense that you would take their word for it, since you're incapable of seeing the truth for yourself. If you argue, well, you can't tell if it's the truth or a lie so you're either arguing out of ignorance or out of hate for them and probably because you're jealous.
Anyone who questions the validity of your colour based claims can just be dismissed. Why? Because you know what you're seeing is the truth, it's right in front of you even if you can't explain to them the difference between blue and red, you can SEE it. And if they can't, well that's because of the deficiency on their part.

One other reason AGT won't allow Russ on their show is they don't want to draw the wrath and ratings drop of normies who will think AGT is making fun of the mentally handicapped by allowing Russ to make a fool of himself on national television. Normal people who don't know Russ will just think he's some kind of tard, just like people have been assuming him to be for his whole life. They would see his cringy, terrible, talentless performance and assume AGT put him on to ridicule him.

And I get what you're saying about Russ believing people will buy his bullshit, but it's still difficult to fully wrap my mind around. As I said, I guess I'd have to be a narcissistic, mentally ill homunculus with an unwarranted sense of self-importance to fully get it. I'm happy living in reality where I can tell the difference between truth and obvious bullshit.

 

[The Great Citracett]

HE'S A FATTY MCPATTY!





Innocent until proven guilty.

Unless you're fat and unattractive.

 

[360NoTrope]

That Quora post Russ edited reminded me of the contrived "I quit" stories people post to Reddit, so I went looking to see if he did. I did not find the Walmart story. I may have found Russ posting to r/grindr.

The reddit account (archive) has made three threads;
r/grindr - Pet peeve: He has no pics, yet wants to see my “sexy pics”. Mind you, I have three regular pics on my profile. (archive)
r/grindr - dating with a disability (archive)
r/advice - publicist problems (archive)

I'm skeptical. Some comments don't "sound" like Russ, others, a little on the nose. Have we seen this picture before?

 

[Hollywood Hitler]

That Quora post Russ edited reminded me of the contrived "I quit" stories people post to Reddit, so I went looking to see if he did. I did not find the Walmart story. I may have found Russ posting to r/grindr.

The reddit account (archive) has made three threads;
r/grindr - Pet peeve: He has no pics, yet wants to see my “sexy pics”. Mind you, I have three regular pics on my profile. (archive)
r/grindr - dating with a disability (archive)
r/advice - publicist problems (archive)

I'm skeptical. Some comments don't "sound" like Russ, others, a little on the nose. Have we seen this picture before?

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Even degenerate fags dont want anything to do with him lol

 

[Yellow Yam Scam]

Sorry to drive-by request info like this but I'm working on a deadline - what's Russ' current address? Is it known?

 

[Hollywood Hitler]

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Sounds like Russ is testing the waters before he kidnaps and kills a hooker

 

[Drool Fool]

That Quora post Russ edited reminded me of the contrived "I quit" stories people post to Reddit, so I went looking to see if he did. I did not find the Walmart story. I may have found Russ posting to r/grindr.

The reddit account (archive) has made three threads;
r/grindr - Pet peeve: He has no pics, yet wants to see my “sexy pics”. Mind you, I have three regular pics on my profile. (archive)
r/grindr - dating with a disability (archive)
r/advice - publicist problems (archive)

I'm skeptical. Some comments don't "sound" like Russ, others, a little on the nose. Have we seen this picture before?

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The Publicist Post sounds so much like him and uses several Russisms, trying to get into the music industry, I paid $$$$

This has to be a troll, right?

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

Sorry to drive-by request info like this but I'm working on a deadline - what's Russ' current address? Is it known?

Our best intel says Russ is currently living at his parents' house. Since Russ is likely not their fault, their address isn't included in the first post. All of his previous addresses are, though. If you really, really need it, PM a mod or the OP.

 

[Hollywood Hitler]

Sorry to drive-by request info like this but I'm working on a deadline - what's Russ' current address? Is it known?

Are you the Mexican that works for Tay-Tay looking to finish the job?

 

[Viridian]

That Quora post Russ edited reminded me of the contrived "I quit" stories people post to Reddit, so I went looking to see if he did. I did not find the Walmart story. I may have found Russ posting to r/grindr.

The reddit account (archive) has made three threads;
r/grindr - Pet peeve: He has no pics, yet wants to see my “sexy pics”. Mind you, I have three regular pics on my profile. (archive)
r/grindr - dating with a disability (archive)
r/advice - publicist problems (archive)

I'm skeptical. Some comments don't "sound" like Russ, others, a little on the nose. Have we seen this picture before?

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I've been paying attention to this thread for a couple of years now, and I don't recognize that picture. Given the gauntness of his face it does look like a relatively recent pic of him. Of course, Russhole takes a lot of selfies, so they can blur together a bit. It wouldn't surprise me if Russhole were willing to go out with a guy in sheer desperation to get someone to suck him his penis; we all remember the "giving a handy to his gay friend in exchange for driving him to the brothel" story he told in that brothel review. That said, those posts do seem a bit too on the nose. So I don't want to jump all in on saying it's him.

Sadly, it would take a look through this whole massive thread to see if we've seen that pic before, and that will take some time. I can start skimming through it in my spare time. Google reverse image search didn't turn up any matches, but with how often Russhole deletes stuff online I didn't really expect that would work.