Orbiter Aly Hirschberg / Alan Christopher - The creep behind Chris Chan's fundraisers

[Dick Ramdass]

Pure excellence.

We don't even have to do anything.

This is what I call a legit B-grade Chris.

Someone so idiotic that he's trolling and making a fool of himself without anyone having to do anything other than to see him stumble on his own mistakes, trying to bark back and and end up hurting himself some more and then blame everyone else for his own ineptitude.

He'll probably voluntary give us his personal information, he's already given us enough intimate details about his personality or Chris will probably tell us everything in a video like when he doxxed Sarah & Steve when he did a video on his Nintendo Switch. He's probably looking to get a Cwcki page of his like what Sockness & Hirschberg did.

I want to see these stunts.

It's just him being stupid, the videos got taken down after someone reported it as self-injury. He was dozing his hands with body deodorant then setting it alight, jumping from his stairs from a certain hight and licking ice off a street lamppost, all small things that anybody can do. They're not really stunts, it's just showing him being a complete tard!

 

[mochi]

It's just him being stupid, the videos got taken down after someone reported it as self-injury. He was dozing his hands with body deodorant then setting it alight, jumping from his stairs from a certain hight and licking ice off a street lamppost, all small things that anybody can do. They're not really stunts, it's just showing him being a complete tard!

Aw, I was hoping for actual videos because I needed a laugh tonight. I appreciate the descriptions of the hilarity. The “stunts” sound like sad Jackass.

 

[Glowie]

Why would I want sympathy from a group of try hard trolls? And I do have Autism actually, I have Asperger syndrome.

Hey idjit, Aspergers was removed from DSM V. You are just a regular autist not some special snowflake handcrafted by God himself for some special purpose.

Then again reading and studying anything that aren't Chris' tweets will go over your head

 

[Eugene90]

I don't plan on staying here.

That's the worst lie you can tell considering all the posts you've made about revealing yourself more to the public.

Just admit that you're an empty shell of an enabling, autistic tard who wants to get attention by sucking off Chris' duck and get it over with.

 

[Williamchu]

That's the worst lie you can tell considering all the posts you've made about revealing yourself more to the public.

Just admit that you're an empty shell of an enabling, autistic tard who wants to get attention by sucking off Chris' duck and get it over with.

I don't see her that way, I just want to be friends with her because I know and understand the things Christine has been, I've experienced it myself and it is hard trying to make friends so I wanted to be a good friend to her and support her comics.

 

[Eugene90]

I don't see her that way, I just want to be friends with her because I know and understand the things Christine has been, I've experienced it myself and it is hard trying to make friends so I wanted to be a good friend to her and support her comics.

Two things.

1) He doesn't care about you and he doesn't want your friendship. He only wants your money to buy toys for his shut-in fantasy indulgences that probably won't even pertain to you. In fact -- Chris very likely won't even care who you are and would never include anything of any considerable value about you in his own precious fantasies to validate your efforts -- which is what he held at highest regard compared to many, mostly everything in reality now, including your pitiful insignificant existence.

Besides, if you do "respect him" like you keep claiming you are why the fuck do you think so little of him that you would be naive enough to believe that he's in any need for your vastly inferior services when his tugboat's already providing enough for him to live through his lard-filled life of monotony and mundane existence?

That seems pretty disrespectful to Chris if you ask me.

2) And no, you haven't experience even a fraction of what Chris gone through since 2007 and don't even pretend that you do. You don't want to support his comics, you want to support enabling him just so you get your 15 minutes of fame which will just be a permanent period of being poked at in return for all your white-knight efforts.

 

[TV's Adam West]

Asian man
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Me
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Do I look anything like him?? NO!!!!

You look like the least interesting NPC in GTA San Andreas

 

[Dick Ramdass]

I don't see her that way, I just want to be friends with her because I know and understand the things Christine has been, I've experienced it myself and it is hard trying to make friends so I wanted to be a good friend to her and support her comics.

You're trying to copy Hirschberg, you only met Chris last year online and you met him through Hirschberg who you wouldn't of known if it wasn't for Chris in the first place. You used her to get to Chris and you're using Chris because you want to be in the spotlight. You don't care about anyone except yourself, most of your behavior is probably your way of trying to get people's attention and what has it done so far? Nothing except making you a joke online! We're not laughing with you, we're laughing at you.

 

[Cardboard Box Mountain]

Someone keeps ringing my phone from a hidden number screaming "Julay" and so far a lot of people from this site seem to do that to anyone who is a fan of Christine.



He keeps using different random return addresses from San Francisco, that's the problem. I've already informed Devon & Cornwall Police about it and they're getting Interpol involved so they can cooperate with SFPD. They already told me it'll take months, even a year to actually do something about it since Sockass hasn't harmed me physically yet.

Apart from sexual things, he's sent very disgusting gross things and I'm surprised that the mailing services here in the UK even allowed any of it passed their security system given the awful odour it brought into my home.

May I then respectfully suggest you refuse any mail sent to you from San Francisco. Do not accept delivery and tell them "refused, return to sender."

 

[Tikbalang]

...I wanted to be a good friend to her and support her comics.

Bullshit

 

[Glowie]

I don't see her that way, I just want to be friends with her because I know and understand the things Christine has been, I've experienced it myself and it is hard trying to make friends so I wanted to be a good friend to her and support her comics.

Lying, mentally unstable, sociopath and delusional autist.

Those aren't traits to be proud of. You're part of more autistic version of Heaven's gate with cyanide laden cum fantas

 

[The American Hedgehog]

Azrael's latest tribute for Chris.

Why does she feel the need to keep sending him random gifts when he's not going to reciprocate? He hasn't even bothered to send her the Magi-Chan medallion she ordered last year...

 

[BigTubboWithLittleChina]

We'ens gonna we'en, knights gonna white. They never do figure out that, where Chris is concerned, virtue is never its own reward.

 

[The Un-Clit]

Azrael's latest tribute for Chris.

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Why does she feel the need to keep sending him random gifts when he's not going to reciprocate? He hasn't even bothered to send her the Magi-Chan medallion she ordered last year...

Chris probably won't even like My Neighbor Totoro. Not enough zappin' to the extreme or furry sex.

The movie is like a long slow beautiful dream for the most part, and only real children and the parents of young children will really get the most from it.

 

[Cassidy]

inb4 this tard becomes a tranny ass faggot just like the one decaying over in Virginia.

 

[Cardboard Box Mountain]

inb4 this tard becomes a tranny ass faggot just like the one decaying over in Virginia.

Way too fucking late, bro.

 

[Dick Ramdass]

Lolcows following lolcows. First it was Sockness following Yaniv, now it's Hirschberg following Flynt.

 

[Williamchu]

I know this is probably as much as a waste of time as trying to get a dog to understand pythagora's theorem, it'll go into one ear, bounce around a few times on the barren void of your head and come out of the other ear, but....

That's what the tugboat is for, and he gets more than enough, but Chris prefers to blow it all buying embarrassing plastic trinkets, "magic" rocks, pony shit and the exact same Sonic games for 3 or 4 different consoles.

So yeah, even if your money actually goes to bills, he counts on that to piss away his tugboat as soon as it arrives, so you are indirectly spoiling an overgrown 4 year old, you turd-sniffing dunce.

Christine is 38 years old though not 4, she's an adult, it's her money. She hasn't been buying anymore games on Playstation Network because she doesn't need to, she got her credits from Alan as a Christmas and Birthday present. My aunt would have made sure that there wouldn't be anymore problems with the finances if Christine would have just let her inside and not ignored her. I know you trolls tricked her and lied to her saying my aunt was a psychiatrist trying to take her away, that wasn't very nice, my aunt was trying to help her, she even had a bag of healthy good cooked food for her.

 

[Tikbalang]

Christine is 38 years old though not 4, she's an adult, it's her money. She hasn't been buying anymore games on Playstation Network because she doesn't need to, she got her credits from Alan as a Christmas and Birthday present.

That's because he has a nintendo switch

My aunt would have made sure that there wouldn't be anymore problems with the finances if Christine would have just let her inside and not ignored her.

"Stranger danger"

I know you trolls tricked her and lied to her saying my aunt was a psychiatrist trying to take her away, that wasn't very nice, my aunt was trying to help her, she even had a bag of healthy good cooked food for her.

Now I'm skeptical about this
Why aren't you using the thread dedicated to you?

 

[Williamchu]

You're trying to copy Hirschberg, you only met Chris last year online and you met him through Hirschberg who you wouldn't of known if it wasn't for Chris in the first place. You used her to get to Chris and you're using Chris because you want to be in the spotlight. You don't care about anyone except yourself, most of your behavior is probably your way of trying to get people's attention and what has it done so far? Nothing except making you a joke online! We're not laughing with you, we're laughing at you.

I'm not copying anyone.

Azrael's latest tribute for Chris.

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Why does she feel the need to keep sending him random gifts when he's not going to reciprocate? He hasn't even bothered to send her the Magi-Chan medallion she ordered last year...

There's nothing wrong with him sending her presents.

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Lolcows following lolcows. First it was Sockness following Yaniv, now it's Hirschberg following Flynt.

Brianna Wu is a good person, she's inspirational.