Chantal is a woman who, if everyone around her is lucky, showers 4-5 times a month, she loves to dumpster dive, and has proudly announced her sexual escapades with homeless men. Despite her blood clots, multiple missing organs, and complete lack of hygiene, and disregard for her own well-being Chantal is still around to give us entertainment in the form of her continuously showing her ass.
I'm going to deviate from most kiwi's beliefs and say this; I think out of all the health issues Chantal has COVID-19 won't be one because I feel that she may be an asymptomatic carrier I mean, just think, this bitch has been a filthy, nasty, hobo-fucking pig for years now, her body is well adapted to coming in contact with germ riddled stuff and even nastier men and despite continuing to not follow proper social distancing and hygiene routines our newly announced Queen Deathfat is fine. Or as fine as she can be. Hell, she may have even been the one to start the outbreak at her local McD's.
Oh, and Chantal, since I know you're reading this, you could have skipped the whole spiel about how much you play with an exercise your cats. We know you don't. We can see it in their behavior. Hell, we can see it by just looking at their coat quality and realizing you haven't brushed them in ages. Stop pretending to be a good cat mom. You are not a good cat mom and you aren't even a good fuck. You should have left the cats with Bibi.