Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[Moonpie]

Lol the pants fit because they're the largest size they have and they're meant to be baggy.
This dumb, egotistical bitch.

 

[kiwirevolving]

I follow Hamberlynn since June last year and I don't remember her ever mentioning pineapples in any of her vlogs or any fruits for that matter

 

[raritycunt]

ALR has a similar habit that foodie beauty has in that she’ll lose a few pounds and start acting like a new anorexic Olsen twin, her staring that “with the weight she’s lost” she’d be able to get a new job is hilarious, she doesn’t look like she’s lost anything.

 

[StrawberryDouche]

Completely convinced Amber doesn't know other types of pants exist outside of leggings, and because palazzo pants are meant to swim on the wearer, she thinks her weight loss has paid off because they aren't skin tight.

 

[Moonpie]

And what's freaky is those are her old yoga type pants. Yoga pants start tight and get bigger towards the ankle like bell bottoms. Now they are filled out like sausage casings. All the way to her ankle and the fat is hanging over.
She could never fit into a true pair of leggings. They can't stretch that much.

 

[hotcheetospuffs]

I follow Hamberlynn since June last year and I don't remember her ever mentioning pineapples in any of her vlogs or any fruits for that matter

She has said a couple of times that it is her favorite fruit despite never eating it, and she made a video with Krystal where she cuts up a pineapple, but it was so confusing she never attempted it again. Then she went through her I'm-like-Trisha-Paytas-I-don't-like-fruit phase. Now she's back in her I'm-Healfy phase.

 

[ADHD]

 

[Peetz's Bank Account]

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Well, at least one of us is rediscovering our artistic (autistic) talents with all this time imagine being proud of that garbage as a 30-year-old woman and thinking it makes you a creative person

 

[For queue]

Grew up with twilight?? Gorl the movies came out about 2008 when your fat ass was 18 ish and the books were only out a couple of years before that.

 

[Long Dong Silver]

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I certainly do. In that, typically one of the first phrases out of a pathological liar’s mouth is, “I haven’t lied.”

 

[Phalanx]

For someone who replies so much, she'd mays well say nothing because it has more impact.

She is clutching of AMbabies HARD!

Don't man, giving me all the optimism in the world. Her "content" since September has been utter shit and I was really bagging on full bedbound saga. We are close but the fat cunt wants to "live" all of sudden, for someone saying they feel suicidal a lot really goes about it a really cretinous way.

 

[a llama weighs 450lbs]

i think the only book amber will ever "write" is publishing a collection of her cunty insta Q+As once she can't afford her wommart runs anymore

easy autobiography full of meaningful insight on twilight and pineapples and definitely NOT lying

 

[ADHD]

Amber has updated her weightloss IG to show a current weight of a dainty 499 elbees on the dot.

 

[Have a Snickers]

She flat out says pasta sends her over the edge here.

Same with eating out. Now she justifies eating out and pasta cause she lost like 2 pounds after eating serving plates of macaroni.

YES, I wish someone would ask her WHY she uses those stupid serving platters and serving utensils to eat with!

And then her Q&A response about walking Twinkie vs hanging out in the yard- "why can't I do both?" because we all know you won't, you overgrown potato. Stop using that as your go-to deflection response.

 

[JambledUpWords]

Amber has updated her weightloss IG to show a current weight of a dainty 499 elbees on the dot.
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She isn’t even doing it right. To start with she needs to pose in the same angle (and face forward). If she really wanted to show people her weight loss, she would wear the same clothes to see if they are any looser. Her before and after wouldn’t show much difference by then though.

 

[kiwirevolving]

"Can't" post pics of her scale to prove it

Won't post pics of her scale to prove it

If only she had a significant other to help her with that...

 

[Moonpie]

"Can't" post pics of her scale to prove it

Won't post pics of her scale to prove it

If only she had a significant other to help her with that...

She expects us to take her lying word for it.
She admitted in her famous lies vid that when she was gaining weight- she'd always say she's losing.
I'd love to find that clip.

 

[GeorgiaGuidestones]

Amber has updated her weightloss IG to show a current weight of a dainty 499 elbees on the dot.
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Eww the comments are so exceptional.

 

[ADHD]

askk herr anythingg gorlss
Ok. Do you think adding an extra consonant at the end of your words makes you quirky? (It doesn't).

Also she posted this 2 hours ago with no follow up so she probably hadn't gone to bed yet. Nice job on fixing that sleep cycle!

 

[RandallBoggs]

What's with all the Q&As recently? Thirsty for attention that much?