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I can't wait. Hopefully @Lisa Anna will give us a thorough breakdown of how bad her French is.
But seriously, someone mentioned this a few pages back, didn't they? Hi Chantal. You're gross.
Chantal Sarault / Chantal Al-Refae / Foodie Beauty - Delusional drug fiend hamplanet mukbanger from Canada trying to be a glamorous online influencer. Pathological liar, huge bitch, narcissist, animal abuser
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I can't wait. Hopefully @Lisa Anna will give us a thorough breakdown of how bad her French is.
But seriously, someone mentioned this a few pages back, didn't they? Hi Chantal. You're gross.
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That’ll be fun to watch. I mean, Chantal lived in Ontario, at least when she started doing videos (not sure about her entire life). Also, the way she lives in Quebec is pretty much the same way someone in New Jersey lives in New York or Philadelphia: just a bridge crossing away and you do your main things in the big city. In short: I think her French isn’t as good as a native Quebecois.
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If by some miracle she actually follows through with an "I'm going to..." for once, and makes that French video, she's just going to prepare two and a half sentences and then mumble through them. Now, she never says anything complex or interesting English, so she can probably manage her standard of repartie. She could say "hi" to everybody in a live chat in French, but she would never do it live, because she'd be on-the-spot and unable to Google French phrases.
Frankly, I think her Everest base camp plan is more likely to come to fruition than delivering on a video in French. She speaks a few sentences of Anglophonically pronounced Québécois that she knows by rote. She can't even produce uvular rhotics properly. She was canned from her hospital job for shitty French (among other things). I mean, the woman barely speaks English. An entire video in French? Je n'pense pas.
Frankly, I think her Everest base camp plan is more likely to come to fruition than delivering on a video in French. She speaks a few sentences of Anglophonically pronounced Québécois that she knows by rote. She can't even produce uvular rhotics properly. She was canned from her hospital job for shitty French (among other things). I mean, the woman barely speaks English. An entire video in French? Je n'pense pas.
More quick notes, just because the lives tend to disappear before they're archived, and I'm always bummed when I miss out on the newest episode of crazy porkapotamus.
(edited to add spoiler because that was long as fuck. also, made it even longer. there were just so many fun idiotic tidbits in this one and i was very amused.)
she'll be keeping the computer chair in the kitchen (no shit)
she ordered *one* stool for the kitchen, for peetz
says she could be sexually attracted to a woman, but couldn't have romantic feelings for one
asks again, as in her recent video, which ninja turtle is the one who eats the pizza (sheesh)
bought a vacuum with attachment for the stairs. "which i'm not looking forward to, but you know what, i'm gonna kick my ass and do it, because i can't let this place get bad." says keeping a routine in the new place, even though it's lonely, is less depressing than the old place.
one-night stands made her feel empty
wants to go to france after covid; the french are good lovers
she's thinking less and less about bibi. still sends him pictures of sam. says bibi messages her every day.
says she doesn't tweeze her eyebrows, because "it scares me. and it hurts me." delivered in a very strange, perhaps tic-style baby voice
claims to be fasting, dreaming of sweets. she ate peetz' last kit kat. she told him to keep his chips in his room so she can't eat them.
lots of dull yammering about having kids vs. not having them
started an estrogen patch today. it's on her ass cheek.
talking about the food she plans to order tomorrow. if it were just her. she'd get a huge batch of stuffed grape leaves, but peetz would never eat those.
wants a coke float. wishes she were a teenager in the 50s so she could go to soda shops.
i swear she says bibi is NOT coming over this weekend (i rewound 3 times) but the next thing she says is that she talked to peetz to make sure he was ok with it. bibi will be coming to visit the cats and bring some of chantal's stuff. says it will be weird "if they have to meet."
i don't see the comment in question, but regarding the potential bibi visit, she snaps at someone in chat to "not be the corona police."
strange grunting fast-spoken tic i couldn't understand
accuses karatejoe of beezin
wants a soda, checks fridge, debates drinking peetz' sprite. decides not to, because she doesn't like sprite. (i bet she fucking drinks it)
someone mentions fried coca-cola and she gets so excited.
more whining, like really a lot, about not having a soda. says she's always wanting something in her mouth. wants to get some hard candy.
tells a disjointed story about some guy online who wrote a song for her. interspersed with this are comments about how she wants a chocolate brownie, or a chocolate crepe. smores bars.
about the stairs: "they're not that bad though, why is everyone saying that? they must think i'm very very lazy." claims to go up and down stairs to take a shower or empty the litter box. some real protesting-too-much stuff here. says everybody in her life has expressed concern about the stairs. again she blames this on people thinking she's lazy (rather than it being dangerous or impossible for her).
wants to visit haunted places "as soon as the quarantine or whatever is lifted"
what's real fucking haunted is a series of grunts and tics she does here... at first it seems like she's just readjusting herself, but it's a scowling spasm. she kinda glazes over for a moment afterwards.
claims the idea of mukbangs is new to her. NEW
upset because she found a ladybug in the sink. there better not be bugs here!
peetz confirms he works at a call center
says she won't cut peetz' hair unless he washes it. he begrudgingly says "fine, fine." this gives her a wheezing giggle fit that makes her fart. peetz: "guys, it is a strong smell." chantal says it does not smell. she hyperventilates, cackles, and has to wipe her eyes with a paper towel, then blows her nose on it, then uses it again on her eyes. she confirms with peetz that he does not mind her farts.
peetz says short hair on girls turns him on.
she asks peetz to go get ice cream; he points out that nothing's open. she says she really wants a diet soda.
i think what i just heard is chantal describing someone in the chat named Rusty Spoons as a fart connoisseur, pronounced con-wuss-sar.
she claims she knows how to play the tubs. THE TUBA. she couldn't play it now, it uses a lot of breath. but "actually, the report says my lungs are normal, my air intake is good"
sam falls off the island and they both laugh.
she wants a diet coke and a jar of extreme beans. says she will buy 10 jars of pickled stuff so she won't run out. peetz says that will last 3 days.
says they need to get a case of chef boy-r-dee, because it's her kryptonite and she must have a can every day.
she ordered *one* stool for the kitchen, for peetz
says she could be sexually attracted to a woman, but couldn't have romantic feelings for one
asks again, as in her recent video, which ninja turtle is the one who eats the pizza (sheesh)
bought a vacuum with attachment for the stairs. "which i'm not looking forward to, but you know what, i'm gonna kick my ass and do it, because i can't let this place get bad." says keeping a routine in the new place, even though it's lonely, is less depressing than the old place.
one-night stands made her feel empty
wants to go to france after covid; the french are good lovers
she's thinking less and less about bibi. still sends him pictures of sam. says bibi messages her every day.
says she doesn't tweeze her eyebrows, because "it scares me. and it hurts me." delivered in a very strange, perhaps tic-style baby voice
claims to be fasting, dreaming of sweets. she ate peetz' last kit kat. she told him to keep his chips in his room so she can't eat them.
lots of dull yammering about having kids vs. not having them
started an estrogen patch today. it's on her ass cheek.
talking about the food she plans to order tomorrow. if it were just her. she'd get a huge batch of stuffed grape leaves, but peetz would never eat those.
wants a coke float. wishes she were a teenager in the 50s so she could go to soda shops.
i swear she says bibi is NOT coming over this weekend (i rewound 3 times) but the next thing she says is that she talked to peetz to make sure he was ok with it. bibi will be coming to visit the cats and bring some of chantal's stuff. says it will be weird "if they have to meet."
i don't see the comment in question, but regarding the potential bibi visit, she snaps at someone in chat to "not be the corona police."
strange grunting fast-spoken tic i couldn't understand
accuses karatejoe of beezin
wants a soda, checks fridge, debates drinking peetz' sprite. decides not to, because she doesn't like sprite. (i bet she fucking drinks it)
someone mentions fried coca-cola and she gets so excited.
more whining, like really a lot, about not having a soda. says she's always wanting something in her mouth. wants to get some hard candy.
tells a disjointed story about some guy online who wrote a song for her. interspersed with this are comments about how she wants a chocolate brownie, or a chocolate crepe. smores bars.
about the stairs: "they're not that bad though, why is everyone saying that? they must think i'm very very lazy." claims to go up and down stairs to take a shower or empty the litter box. some real protesting-too-much stuff here. says everybody in her life has expressed concern about the stairs. again she blames this on people thinking she's lazy (rather than it being dangerous or impossible for her).
wants to visit haunted places "as soon as the quarantine or whatever is lifted"
what's real fucking haunted is a series of grunts and tics she does here... at first it seems like she's just readjusting herself, but it's a scowling spasm. she kinda glazes over for a moment afterwards.
claims the idea of mukbangs is new to her. NEW
upset because she found a ladybug in the sink. there better not be bugs here!
peetz confirms he works at a call center
says she won't cut peetz' hair unless he washes it. he begrudgingly says "fine, fine." this gives her a wheezing giggle fit that makes her fart. peetz: "guys, it is a strong smell." chantal says it does not smell. she hyperventilates, cackles, and has to wipe her eyes with a paper towel, then blows her nose on it, then uses it again on her eyes. she confirms with peetz that he does not mind her farts.
peetz says short hair on girls turns him on.
she asks peetz to go get ice cream; he points out that nothing's open. she says she really wants a diet soda.
i think what i just heard is chantal describing someone in the chat named Rusty Spoons as a fart connoisseur, pronounced con-wuss-sar.
she claims she knows how to play the tubs. THE TUBA. she couldn't play it now, it uses a lot of breath. but "actually, the report says my lungs are normal, my air intake is good"
sam falls off the island and they both laugh.
she wants a diet coke and a jar of extreme beans. says she will buy 10 jars of pickled stuff so she won't run out. peetz says that will last 3 days.
says they need to get a case of chef boy-r-dee, because it's her kryptonite and she must have a can every day.
(edited to add spoiler because that was long as fuck. also, made it even longer. there were just so many fun idiotic tidbits in this one and i was very amused.)
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I'm sorry for DP, but this is an instance of how stupid she thinks everybody but herself is. Her eyebrows are very obviously tweezed, often poorly, and they're a different shape every week. Her moustache also tells us that if she didn't tweeze her brows she'd look like Bert from Sesame Street.
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Bibi messages her every day..
"Will you hurry up & get the rest of your shit out of my place?"
"Will you hurry up & get the rest of your shit out of my place?"
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I hope they film it and she lets Peetz hold the camera, he always gets bizarre angles
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Tomssu
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Peetz accused Chantal of having a pizza box for 3 years that she let the cats sit on. 
I can’t imagine why she had roaches
I can’t imagine why she had roaches
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Whoa, look at that belly on Peetz.
These two are the precursors to Wayne and Waynetta Slob.
These two are the precursors to Wayne and Waynetta Slob.
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Who here is surprised that she is using the "supporting local businesses" excuse for getting takeout every single day? Also, the hypocrisy continues. She once said that one of her biggest pet peeves is when people ask her if they can try her food. Yet she does it to Peetz all the time!
Lilac_loud
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Chantal is a pig. Why does this surprise you?
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"We're supporting the local economy here'
Yeah hun, you keep saying that. Whatever helps you sleep at night.
Yeah hun, you keep saying that. Whatever helps you sleep at night.
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Lol fat.
This new saga is great. With Peetz enabling her, she’s slowly becoming more and more unhinged. Rather than simply cycling every day/hour/minute...
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So since I cant sleep usually Chanty helps me more than Ativan or Xanax. Shes up at 5am deleting shit. It was on 45 minutes ago & she just shit it down
This
doesnt do anything else besides eat and YouTube. Sad life
This
doesnt do anything else besides eat and YouTube. Sad life
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Was coming to volunteer for a review of her french video (assuming it will ever happen) but I got ninja’ed by @GargoyleGorl ! You can count on me fam, I can’t stand watching a full video but I don’t think 2 minutes will kill me as I don’t expect her to go much longer.
Allez Chantal! Surtout ne me déçois pas.
I’m sure she’s gonna have to Google Translate that sentence.
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How the hell would she know? According to her sex horror stories, she's never HAD good sex. And French-Canadians (which I'm assuming is what one of her hobo lovers was) don't have shit to do with actual French people past the language. They're their own breed of fucked up.
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Considering Chantals "claustrophobia", I would get a chuckle or two seeing Chantal try to survive the 8+hours, plus a connecting flight that it would take for get to get from Ottawa to Paris. And all of it taking place in the economy section.
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TIL calculus is a word for tartar. "Most plaque hardens within 48 hours of formation, and within several days it will become so hard that it is almost impossible to remove. This hard substance is tartar and the only way to remove it is to see your dentist for a professional scraping of your teeth" (Source: Dr Google)
So Chinny goes several days without brushing her teeth. DIsgusting, but not really shocking.
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Dentist fees are not covered by Canadian healthcare so of course she does not go. That is less money to use to help local businesses of her choosing and that would be a crime.
She seriously better pray that she never gets an awful toothache because of badly decaying teeth. Not only would she be crying like the big blubbering baby that she is but it would most likely mean a lot of expensive procedures to get things fixed. Also good luck finding a dentist with a gigantic chair to accommodate her girth.