[April Fools / Shitty Joke] Dynastia

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Stratomsk said:
He will become the dead. And then he will become an autistic skeleton.
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Sounds legit

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We honestly need to go back to the Like system of the Kiwi. Too many people get asshurt over ratings. Though it made Sluthate a super fun thread.

I'll shut up now
 
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I am digging more dirt up on @Dynastia - this person is clearly a real monster.

Many of the things he as admitted to liking "Ironically" are actually his real interests.

Dynastia said:
Nobody would ever believe this. I'm far too well-groomed and likable to be a furry. That kind of non-existent penalty drops it from high-stakes shitposting to no-stakes shitposting, and I want to take my shitposting to the High Roller table. I'm open to other suggestions of course, but considering I've jokingly admitted to being a furry, brony, sheepfucking, MRA, SJW, autistic, pedo, dogfucking rapist at some point or another on kiwifarms, I doubt a public admission of obviously false furversions would mean anything to anybody, and therefore a game of Hellblazer Roulette wouldn't even bump me up to DeagleBoyPussy-tier shitposting, let alone crown me King of Shitposting. I'm goin all in.

The stakes have never been higher....
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I am going to start disclosing more dirt up on @Dynastia - this person is clearly a real sexual deviant monster.

Many of the things he as admitted to liking "Ironically" are actually his real interests. Especially the "sheepfucking", "dogfucking", "furaffinity", and Bronyism. Also, you all should note that the CWC character that Dynastia plays is a heavily modified fat suit with CG effects. Both Dynastia and CWC are the same height 5'10 and it was my first indication that they were the same person. Also their matching hair color and very clear love of attention were my other clues. 14 Blanchard Court is really a set piece. Most of the photos collected are of the outside. Very few have ever been in the set except under very controlled circumstances.

It should be noted that most of what was collected was a total fabrication made by @Dynastia 's main graphic artist @paintingatree .
 
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