Trainwreck Anisa Riyadh Jomha / @anisajomha & iDubbbz / Ian Kane Jomha / Ian Kane Washburn / "Anisa's husband" / "Poo-Pants Swastika Boy" - Anisa posting her bald nudes on OnlyFans even when married to Ian and thirsting over Hasan while her husband iDubbbz the Content Cuck/Simp/THE RAPED/ etc. watches

[Red Hood]

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..So these are the kind of guys Ian shares his gf with.

Oboy! I haven't seen a Thot/Orbiter Wall of Shame since Ali Rapp.

Thank you, Jesus.

 

[Tard Repository]

Man, I love Dita. She's just out there doing her thing and looking classy while doing it!

Dita got a pretty natural and fitting looking cup size at least. Did she get them because weight loss too, like Anisa claimed she did (among other reasons)? That's a passable fill-in. Dita only has D's I think.

Anisa claimed she was getting large D's, then the story changed to DD's, then it came out that--surprise!--she got DDD's. If she was dead set on getting an unnecessary augmentation, she really should have only went up a cup or so. The ones she got don't fit her frame and are comically large. Both of those things really contribute to how fake and bad they look.

AFAIK there are three things that dictate how "natural" a breast implant looks. Material of implant, placement of implant and size of implant vs. what you had originally. I just wanted to expand upon this a little.

• Two kinds of material that your day-to-day breast implants are made of are saline and silicone. Saline implants were the OG and they contributed to the classic "bolt-on" breasts of the 80's and 90's before silicone (the more "natural-feeling) alternative came on the scene. Saline implants are still available today at cheaper cost, but if bounce and jiggle is what a woman's looking for silicone is the way to go.

• As for position, it used to be that the stiff saline implants were kind of just stuffed in on top of your boob meat and that, too, contributed to the bolt-on and stretched out boob look. Nowadays the more natural option is having the implants placed under the natural muscles of the breast, providing a better feel and look.

• Size matters because (I think I mentioned this before), you can't go from an A-cup to a DDD-cup and expect it to look natural, even if you go for the silicone implants and have them put under the tiddy muscle. How natural your implant looks ultimately comes down to how much fat you had to work with pre-implant.

This leads me to two conclusions; Anisa either went to the cheapest PS doc in Los Angeles and selected the cheapest and least-natural-looking options (saline, over-the-muscle DDD-cups) or wasted money on the silicone under-the-muscle implants when she knew she was going up too many size to make a difference in quality/appearance.

 

[Twinkie]

Silicone implants are older actually, they were invented in like the 1960s. They fell out of favor because people believed they caused cancer or something, and saline implants became the go-to. Only now has silicone become the preferred material because I guess studies showed it didn't actually cause cancer, or they improved the way silicone implants work or something, I dunno. But silicone implants have been around for a long long time.

 

[timewave0]

This looks like it should be the beginning of a sad porno, not just a silent 17 second clip of bad bolt-on tiddy groping.

EDIT: I say silent because I refuse to acknowledge the royalty free stock music blasting my eardrums out right now...

lmao whenever I’ve seen this sort of semi-lewd video/pic from her, I’m always struck by how she seems completely clueless about how to appear alluring. It reminds me of those girls — you know the ones — who weren’t really pretty in middle/highschool, but finally started getting male attention at uni. They have somewhat lower self esteem so they just don’t quite know how to be sexy in that way. She just looks vaguely uncomfortable or something.

 

[Tard Repository]

Silicone implants are older actually, they were invented in like the 1960s. They fell out of favor because people believed they caused cancer or something, and saline implants became the go-to. Only now has silicone become the preferred material because I guess studies showed it didn't actually cause cancer, or they improved the way silicone implants work or something, I dunno. But silicone implants have been around for a long long time.

I stand corrected. Thought I was right about something for once

 

[longjohn]

Man, you all know your way around some fake tits. LOL! I learn new things every day.

@Tard Repository Anisa has said she got under the muscle implants at 415cc and 450cc. Not sure if saline or silicone though.

Spoiler: tl;dr her bob job is not good

Reposting the before and after so no one has to jump back in thread to see. None of this is milky, or even important, just for reference.
I Googled this briefly and rule of thumb seems to be that 200cc is considered a cup increase. I can believe a 2.5ish cup increase if she started at a high C/low D and got an added boost from going under the pecs at least. Also, she said she needed a "fill in" on top and has said she was going for a "full" D/DD/DDD, I think it's safe to assume she got rounds since exaggerated fullness seems to be their singular benefit over teardrops which are more natural looking. I'm not sure though, it's beyond my limited knowledge. She probably got silicone over saline and her over the top stiffness could be because of the fact that it can take 3-6 mo for implants to fully settle. She did start showing them off before she even got the chance to fully heal and so far they are def not soft and def don't look fully healed. Maybe they are salines? Maybe it's the early stages of capsular contracture? Who knows, I'm just learning so much about bolt ons today and they're seeming like a worse and worse investment the more I learn.

Regardless, they don't look great and I think that's all anyone really needs to know. LOL

So I think option #2--"wasted money on the silicone under-the-muscle implants when she knew she was going up too many size to make a difference in quality/appearance "--is the right option.

I did also find out that under the muscle implants are actually not recommended for weight lifting women. Apparently the muscle contracts over the implants and causes it to flatten out or distort? I don't know about that and what that means for our Pear and her alleged love for fitness, but it's a thing apparently.

 

[Kosher Salt]

The real ones looked way better.

 

[Water-T]

Silicone implants are older actually, they were invented in like the 1960s. They fell out of favor because people believed they caused cancer or something, and saline implants became the go-to. Only now has silicone become the preferred material because I guess studies showed it didn't actually cause cancer, or they improved the way silicone implants work or something, I dunno. But silicone implants have been around for a long long time.

Silicone fell out of favor because they were prone to bursting, and the silicone would cause a lot of pain and health problems once it started leaking into the body. The late wrestler Chyna had a pair that ruptured when she was performing, and had to have surgery because the leaked silicone was hardening in the breast tissue, causing her a lot of pain.

Saline was safer because the body would just harmlessly absorb the saline solution.

 

[Kosher Salt]

Silicone fell out of favor because they were prone to bursting, and the silicone would cause a lot of pain and health problems once it started leaking into the body. The late wrestler Chyna had a pair that ruptured when she was performing, and had to have surgery because the leaked silicone was hardening in the breast tissue, causing her a lot of pain.

Saline was safer because the body would just harmlessly absorb the saline solution.

Apparently there's a denser silicone gel that holds its shape better now, so they can make the implants teardrop shaped (which looks more natural). In the chance that the implant ruptures, the thicker gel also leaks out much slower, so as long as it's detected in time it's less likely to cause major problems.

They're still made out of silicone, but they're called "gummy bear implants."

 

[Tard Repository]

Man, you all know your way around some fake tits. LOL! I learn new things every day.

@Tard Repository Anisa has said she got under the muscle implants at 415cc and 450cc. Not sure if saline or silicone though.

Spoiler: tl;dr her bob job is not good

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Reposting the before and after so no one has to jump back in thread to see. None of this is milky, or even important, just for reference.
I Googled this briefly and rule of thumb seems to be that 200cc is considered a cup increase. I can believe a 2.5ish cup increase if she started at a high C/low D and got an added boost from going under the pecs at least. Also, she said she needed a "fill in" on top and has said she was going for a "full" D/DD/DDD, I think it's safe to assume she got rounds since exaggerated fullness seems to be their singular benefit over teardrops which are more natural looking. I'm not sure though, it's beyond my limited knowledge. She probably got silicone over saline and her over the top stiffness could be because of the fact that it can take 3-6 mo for implants to fully settle. She did start showing them off before she even got the chance to fully heal and so far they are def not soft and def don't look fully healed. Maybe they are salines? Maybe it's the early stages of capsular contracture? Who knows, I'm just learning so much about bolt ons today and they're seeming like a worse and worse investment the more I learn.

Regardless, they don't look great and I think that's all anyone really needs to know. LOL

So I think option #2--"wasted money on the silicone under-the-muscle implants when she knew she was going up too many size to make a difference in quality/appearance "--is the right option.

I did also find out that under the muscle implants are actually not recommended for weight lifting women. Apparently the muscle contracts over the implants and causes it to flatten out or distort? I don't know about that and what that means for our Pear and her alleged love for fitness, but it's a thing apparently.

Nice research! I'm starting to think she just opted for round silicone. Having saline implants placed under the muscle defeats the purpose of putting them under the muscle. Had she have gotten teardrop implants I think they would've been slightly less bolt on-ish but the extreme cup increase would still be obvious. Not sure why she wanted more "fullness" in the upper breast region as natural boobs are teardrop-shaped anyway.... guess she just likes the fake look.

 

[longjohn]

Not sure why she wanted more "fullness" in the upper breast region as natural boobs are teardrop-shaped anyway.... guess she just likes the fake look.

Firstly, thanks.

Secondly, she's given several reasons why she got the augmentation. Tbf, some could be in part true and could explain her choices in style, but Anisa always seems like she's making an excuse and seeing which one "works". She claimed she lost a bunch of weight, wanted her "old boobs back", and was bottom heavy and asymmetric after she started working out. Those could be partially true because fitter women do lose mass* in their breasts after they tone up. The lie of course is that her tits were ever that big naturally to begin with.

*Edit: upper mass. Though Anisa's breasts were clearly normal looking and didn't have much sag if any.

Of course later it all shifted to:
-I want to look better in slutty clothes
-Ian likes them (probably true, but it came off like a blame shift)
-I have to save my dying father (also, weird blame shift)
-It cured my fake BDD (that one was on a stream I missed, take it with a grain of salt, but others called her on it and I'd believe it since she was LARPing having a million mental disorders)

I just think she wanted to look like a porn star with bolt ons and she would have gotten a lot less shit had she just been upfront about it.

 

[Twinkie]

I don't really remember her being.. fat? Do you guys? Granted I don't follow her but

Was she a chonker?

 

[longjohn]

Her bombshell bra made her look wider, but she was never really fat. Her weight has fluctuated a tad, enough to tell she put on or took off a couple pounds, but at no point has she really been overweight. Always healthy and average looking imo.

 

[DumbDude42]

I don't really remember her being.. fat? Do you guys? Granted I don't follow her but

Was she a chonker?

not as fat as the cows in the deathfat subforums here, no. a bit overweight and chubby at most.

 

[timewave0]

Firstly, thanks.

Secondly, she's given several reasons why she got the augmentation. Tbf, some could be in part true and could explain her choices in style, but Anisa always seems like she's making an excuse and seeing which one "works". She claimed she lost a bunch of weight, wanted her "old boobs back", and was bottom heavy and asymmetric after she started working out. Those could be partially true because fitter women do lose mass* in their breasts after they tone up. The lie of course is that her tits were ever that big naturally to begin with.

*Edit: upper mass. Though Anisa's breasts were clearly normal looking and didn't have much sag if any.

Of course later it all shifted to:
-I want to look better in slutty clothes
-Ian likes them (probably true, but it came off like a blame shift)
-I have to save my dying father (also, weird blame shift)
-It cured my fake BDD (that one was on a stream I missed, take it with a grain of salt, but others called her on it and I'd believe it since she was LARPing having a million mental disorders)

I just think she wanted to look like a porn star with bolt ons and she would have gotten a lot less shit had she just been upfront about it.

Also, with respect to the bit about her father — there is something truly fucking hilarious about her camwhoring to pay for her conservative muslim father’s healthcare. I’m sure he would be absolutely thrilled at the idea of his daughter selling erotic images to the sweaty masses of online soibois for his sake. Furthermore, how much can his care even cost considering she’s from Canada? Most likely that whole “muh daddy” thing is just an ex post facto justification for her decision to become an e-prostitute.

 

[Homer Simpson]

Man, you all know your way around some fake tits. LOL! I learn new things every day.

@Tard Repository Anisa has said she got under the muscle implants at 415cc and 450cc. Not sure if saline or silicone though.

Spoiler: tl;dr her bob job is not good

View attachment 1253532
Reposting the before and after so no one has to jump back in thread to see. None of this is milky, or even important, just for reference.
I Googled this briefly and rule of thumb seems to be that 200cc is considered a cup increase. I can believe a 2.5ish cup increase if she started at a high C/low D and got an added boost from going under the pecs at least. Also, she said she needed a "fill in" on top and has said she was going for a "full" D/DD/DDD, I think it's safe to assume she got rounds since exaggerated fullness seems to be their singular benefit over teardrops which are more natural looking. I'm not sure though, it's beyond my limited knowledge. She probably got silicone over saline and her over the top stiffness could be because of the fact that it can take 3-6 mo for implants to fully settle. She did start showing them off before she even got the chance to fully heal and so far they are def not soft and def don't look fully healed. Maybe they are salines? Maybe it's the early stages of capsular contracture? Who knows, I'm just learning so much about bolt ons today and they're seeming like a worse and worse investment the more I learn.

Regardless, they don't look great and I think that's all anyone really needs to know. LOL

So I think option #2--"wasted money on the silicone under-the-muscle implants when she knew she was going up too many size to make a difference in quality/appearance "--is the right option.

I did also find out that under the muscle implants are actually not recommended for weight lifting women. Apparently the muscle contracts over the implants and causes it to flatten out or distort? I don't know about that and what that means for our Pear and her alleged love for fitness, but it's a thing apparently.

Way too big for her frame. I know a few girls that want implants and one of them is barely an A-Cup and wants to go B, while another just wants her pre-baby tits back. Anisa is an example of someone who think bigger is always better and doesn't think about how it looks on her after the fact. If she were maybe half a cup to a cup smaller, they would look a lot more natural and not so bad.

 

[Balthier]

She's in an interesting predicament. I can't imagine she isn't humiliated. It's hard to dismiss all the hate she gets as trolling when most of what's being said is true. If she needed to get naked online for "fulfillment" then obviously the opinions of randos matter a lot to her.

She either has to a) keep posting these shitty, uncomfortable-looking pictures and videos, despite knowing that a lot of people laugh at her for it and think she's unattractive and embarrassing or b) stop posting them and admit defeat.

I initially thought she'd maybe stop posting, but she's clearly just going to barrel forward (barrel-bodied pun intended) with it. I saw someone else in the thread mention it, but I'm genuinely curious what life is like in that household right now. She has to be a wreck seeing every little flaw being made fun of. I wonder what the dynamic between the two of them is currently behind doors.

 

[The Cum Consumer]

>be anisa
>massive famewhore
>try to leech from any youtuber that will give me attention
>finally find a soyboy who wants to date me
>cuck lets me get away with anything
>starting to piss me off that he isn't more dominant
>decide to push his buttons
>tell him I want to sell porn for no reason
>he gets excited
>wtf.jpg
>he buys a new camera to take pictures of me
>massive controversy when my nudes become public
>tfw in too deep to stop making porn
>tfw I wanted my boyfriend to be more dominant and now I'm a camwhore

 

[VooDew]

Man, you all know your way around some fake tits. LOL! I learn new things every day.

@Tard Repository Anisa has said she got under the muscle implants at 415cc and 450cc. Not sure if saline or silicone though.

Spoiler: tl;dr her bob job is not good

View attachment 1253532
Reposting the before and after so no one has to jump back in thread to see. None of this is milky, or even important, just for reference.
I Googled this briefly and rule of thumb seems to be that 200cc is considered a cup increase. I can believe a 2.5ish cup increase if she started at a high C/low D and got an added boost from going under the pecs at least. Also, she said she needed a "fill in" on top and has said she was going for a "full" D/DD/DDD, I think it's safe to assume she got rounds since exaggerated fullness seems to be their singular benefit over teardrops which are more natural looking. I'm not sure though, it's beyond my limited knowledge. She probably got silicone over saline and her over the top stiffness could be because of the fact that it can take 3-6 mo for implants to fully settle. She did start showing them off before she even got the chance to fully heal and so far they are def not soft and def don't look fully healed. Maybe they are salines? Maybe it's the early stages of capsular contracture? Who knows, I'm just learning so much about bolt ons today and they're seeming like a worse and worse investment the more I learn.

Regardless, they don't look great and I think that's all anyone really needs to know. LOL

So I think option #2--"wasted money on the silicone under-the-muscle implants when she knew she was going up too many size to make a difference in quality/appearance "--is the right option.

I did also find out that under the muscle implants are actually not recommended for weight lifting women. Apparently the muscle contracts over the implants and causes it to flatten out or distort? I don't know about that and what that means for our Pear and her alleged love for fitness, but it's a thing apparently.

Genuine question, but how much would these have cost Ian?

 

[longjohn]

Genuine question, but how much would these have cost Ian?

I've heard 6k tossed around everywhere. I can't remember if she said they cost 6k or if people just sleuthed out where she got them done and deduced the price that way (lolcow said she went to a surgeon other cosplayer cows went to, but I personally don't know). Augmentations like hers go for 6-8k if you include the anesthesia and other costs though says Google. Someone else might know for sure though!