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Can people stop fucking tagging me into this thread for this sick shit? You know it's a joke and I don't actually like seeing her eat right?
Chantal Sarault / Chantal Al-Refae / Foodie Beauty - Delusional drug fiend hamplanet mukbanger from Canada trying to be a glamorous online influencer. Pathological liar, huge bitch, narcissist, animal abuser
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Probably microwaved it in that bowl of sauce.
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So...I was kinda curious for this installment. We haven't seen her since her unhinged and quickly-deleted livestream (thank you, THOTto for the recap), except via somewhat unhinged instagram posts (at her laziest, her instagrams and community posts take the place of videos). I have been suspecting the bloom is off the rose as far as her moving is concerned, She has been eating some downright crazy and repulsive shit lately (I am still scratching my head over her chocolate syrup saturated crepe and mango boba feast). She's pining after Bibi and Bibi has been resisting. Peetz kinda gets on her nerves a bit. She's feeling trapped. New Life is not off to a dazzling, influencer start. Freelee doesn't live this way...
So on paper, this looks like a good time for a video update to get a read on where her eggplant head is at these days... I did have a momentary glimpse of what is to come (see prior post), but I remain open minded that at least something interesting will happen. Let's see if I deserve that Optimistic ribbon...
So: first things first. Gotta start with her mangy cats. (Note to Sham lovers: sorry, but he's a mediocre cat at best. The other is past expiry date, perhaps hanging on just long enough to outlive the beast that has accompanied her in life. Cats are spiteful that way.) So, Sham just wants to get some rest in the sun, and so he does his best to pretend he's asleep when the beast starts addressing him in her beast-voice. He does a good job of it, but then she starts pawing him with her enormous mitt and he winces. Stoically, he still doesn't bother opening his eyes or acknowledging her.
Check out that hairy arm and the dark spots on it. Look at that thick trotter.
She begins the 'real' video by showing off some package of Muckbanger sauce she has gotten, with a real-live Muckbanger on the package, and she is using that trembly, excited, sing-songy, pre-foreplay voice she uses when a much anticipated junk food feeding is imminent. I am expecting some kind of lame recipe tutorial, just so she can pretend to be smart and have content, but no... Instead, an abrupt cut to the meal at hand. It is a startling mess right from the start.
Fuck me. It looks like she has a bowlful of brains with some stuff she picked out of a dumpster as a side. She is so gloriously happy. Coronavirus? Is that still even a thing? At this moment of life, she is in utter bliss. This is as good as life gets, right here.
Of course, the Coldest Fatty Water Bottle is on display. Incidentally, those things suck; the paint chips and they leak and warp. Would that disturb our fat loathsome heroine who loves her audience so much? Haha, nope.
lol, then we get her first-ever real attempt at doing an honest and true VPN ad, following their script (kinda) and everything. She obviously has no fucking idea what a VPN is, and she is lying about using one. There are like two dozen edits in the two minute message; she is such a retardo. This is probably why there was no video yesterday; it took her forever to get the ad right, and I bet she still got it wrong.
I wonder what a body-language expert would say about her weird clenched hands during much of her VPN ad? I know nothing about polygraphs, but this looks like something that might set off a warning bell.
After yet another edit, she is back to her super excited fat-girl voice, visibly glad to have that over with.
The party girl excitedly espies Peetz wandering in from the shadows and gives him a hearty and hale greeting.
All I can think of while watching this unfold is how this is gonna be one big fucking mess in about three minutes.
The English Honours Major [incomplete] will "sprinkle" a little lemon into the bowl. (I wonder if she squeezed some salt into it earlier?) Peetz does not like seafood unfortunately, she tells us, looking very happy indeed. Peetz doesn't like "food" period. He has an even more narrow palette than our ignorant Foodie.
She licks lemon juice off her fingers out of habit, and then seems startled to find it is very sour. This is how mindlessly she licks herself; she doesn't even realize it is lemon juice she's licking until the acid hits her.
The two of them banter back and forth about the horrors of the sea and sea monsters, as if they were a muckbang Sonny and Cher or Burns and Allen.
She goes for a beauty bite, but the shrimp seems to be overcooked to murder; it is so rubbery, she can't bite through it and winds up hurting herself. She probably had them boiling for hours in there. At 4:15 she already has juices running down her arm.
Time for her review: "That sauce is legit", she says, sounding insincere and weirdly with half-closed eyes.
"You're probably wondering why I don't have any more seafood?" she suddenly blurts out. Maybe I am projecting, but I don't think anybody in the galaxy was wondering. "It's because I couldn't find any" she says breathlessly, sounding annoyed. "Right Peetz?" She has been utterly ignorant of the coronavirus and its effects on society, but finally now something affects her.
"Duh, yeah, yeah, oh yeah, uh, yeah, the store seems pretty low on it right now", replies her sidekick, who some people mistake for moderately intelligent. Peetz not only sounds disinterested (who can blame him for that, really?), but also like making sentences is a real chore for him.
Actually, I may be giving both of them far too much credit. Nothing they say about it suggests that it has even occurred to them that their store lacked stock due to the deadly virus... She sounds very peeved that the food she wanted wasn't there. So, she only can eat tiger shrimp, and she is annoyed at it. She dejectedly shoves another in her mouth... Again, she struggles to bite it; either her teeth are ready to fall right out of her head or that shrimp is made of latex.
She starts feeling self-conscious about eating with Peetz standing there watching her silently from the shadows, and after an awkward silence, she starts shooting him glances. She looks really fat when she does so; her whole fucking neck is swallowing up her face.
"Isssh guh!", she tells him, her mouth stuffed with chewy shrimp.
She then does her favorite move of asking Peetz a question to get him to talk, so she can start shoveling food into her mouth in peace. "So how's work?", she asks, visibly uninterested in the answer. She stuffs potato in her mouth and eyes her corn. Peetz gives a noncommittal mutter as a reply, so she prompts him further with this insightful remark; "Work is work?"
"Always work", he says sighing. "Mmmm" she says, seemingly in answer but really in response to her corn. She then gives a little micro-shake of her head at the nuisance of the work grind.
She offers a "Well..." while also giving him very weird sidelong glances and eyerolls while licking her fingers, and then she shakes off her thought completely with an obnoxious shrug of her shoulders that says "not my problem":
They start talking about the cats and how they won't use the house they are supposed to use. Peetz grumbles about having assmebled if for nothing. Clotso stuffs another shrimp in her mouth, her repulsive tongue doing the dathfatty hook-maneuver, half chewed corn all over it, and that disgusting slit or hole in the middle of it visible.
She shows us what the retardo had spend so much time making:
"It's a problem. We put work into it", Peetz says somewhat irately. She is annoyed because she doesn't get it. "They loved the box before it was altered" She shakes her head with exasperation. "All we did is move it, and add a door and window" she says, her greasy mitt clutching a gnarled ear of corn. "Right?" she demands from Peetz. She really believes the cats are being unreasonable.
"You're not going to have a snack?", she suddenly asks, dodgy-eyed, using her grifting voice. "Nah" he tells her, while she eats and makes weird faces and movements with her eyes. They talk about something that I have no clue about, except she says she likes hers with spots on them... She picks up a potato covered in sauce with her big mitt and stuffs half of it in her mouth. Grease is all over her face.
Peetz is finally dismissed at 8:08 (YAY! Only 18 more fucking minutes left!!)
She is glad to get back to serious eating. "Whoo! that's hot!", she tells us for the tenth time. "I let it sit for awhile too! Heh-ha!!" We get more gruesome hook-tonguing with her deformed tongue. No deathfatty ever looks better than a retardo slob when doing this, and yet they all (and only they) do it. And Clotso looks more retardo and slobbier than most. She still has a hard time biting through the shrimp. I have never seen such a struggle with shrimp before.
Of course with Peetz gone, now she has nothing to talk about. Just a lot of "mmmmm" and pseudo-profound silent nodding. She tells us this Muckbanger's Sauce is the best sauce she ever had, "and I've had a few"... I don't know why she doesn't go to the same company the other YouTubers go to and pay to have her face slapped on bottles of ranch or seafood sauce or whatever other generic food they sell. I bet even some haydurs would have a hard time passing up "Foodie Beauty Seasoning Salt" or something like that.
After spilling sauce all over herself, she repeats what she has told us in many videos, utterly without irony. "Definitely should have a bib". I agree, and don't forget the diapers you definitely need too.
"It's messy, huh? she says, hoisting a greasy, dripping potato in her messy hands right over the now completely abandoned fork.
She wipes herself off. "Very messy!" she tells us authoritatively. Is it just my imagination, or has she literally put together zero complete sentences since Peetz left the room? By 10:21 she has literally resorted to talking to her food (which we have seen her do before) She is incapable of eating one bite of corn too; she has to literally scrape all the corn off in one go. Then, she smears whats left in the mess on the table, and gobbles at it again. She is truly fulfilling every disgusting stereotype about fatties in this video.
She gets so much on her shirt, even she admits the shirt is a goner. She thanks her fan for sending her the sauce, while she proceeds to eat with two hands, becoming sloppier and messier with ever passing moment. I take note of the time at the 14 minute mark; Peetz has been gone for 6 minutes, and she hasn't really said anything yet. "I'm going to wash my face after," she assures us, looking filthier than ever. Her tone of voice suggests she ordinarily would never take such a drastic measure as washing her face after dinner, but this time it is an emergency.
She resumes her sauce review finally. "I just can't get over how it is exactly the right flavor", she says fatuously. "And I'm not just saying that" How sweet! "...to kiss her ass!" A little less sweet, then...
She still can't bite the shrimp, incidentally. Each one puts up a fight. She lets loose a clumsy joke, "Good thing I shaved off my chin hair, or I'd be getting a dye job...
Then, out of nowhere, she gets political. "I seen [sic] on the news..." and she tells us about people "protesting their civil liberties" She shakes her head. "Being locked down..." She starts mocking them and rolling her eyes at them. "They wanna go back to work...." she says with an annoyed roll of the eyes. ",,,and get their hair done!" Everybody is more stupid than Chantal, the unemployed glutton who has ignored the orders all along. She makes fun of a woman for having a mullet. Obviously, Chantal is the epitome of stylish, with nothing to make fun of.
She then brings up her fucking Rod Stewart haircut for the 10th time in a video, but this time she got it "in the eighties", instead of having it in high school. Get over it Clotso, you look like a laughingstock in any hair. She then runs out of things to say again. Finally, she goes to another old standby: she will start cooking more and learning great recipes because it is tastier and healthier. She then waxes rhapsodic about Chef Boyardee again, More "mmmm" and "mmmm", they haven't let up yet.
She tells us how hard the mukbanger who paid to have sauce made with her image on it works. She is inspired by her success and hard work. She then lectures us about thinking mukbanging is not a job. She puts it very articulately: "You have to realize it is 20/20 and jobs? Are not just briefcase nine to five ham and egger jobs anymore" That should clear you morons up once and for all.
But she can't help herself. The comments about YouTube not being a job really get to her, and she has to continue the lecture. Suddenly, she has a lot to say. She points out that many YouTubers "put in extensive work", but admits "not me". (memo to Clotso, so if you don't put in work, why get paid?) She goes on to make the case that she is a kind of entertainer, so she is working for her money.
She then trucks out the old, "Food is a part of life, You have to face it every day." She says her intention is "not to eat fast food all the time", and says she wants to cook more. "Food is unavoidable and it should be enjoyed" She then goes on about the benefits of cooking and fresh ingredients, but ultimately is distracted by her own shrimp. She complains they shriveled up when cooking (duh! You cooked them too long! That's why they are like rubber, stupid)
Ugh. That was long, and from 8:00 to about 21:00 she barely says anything. Then she gives us two stale rants we have heard before, and an old haircut story we have heard before. I'm not kidding when I say her head is a great void, with absolutely nothing in it. We've just witnessed it again.
So on paper, this looks like a good time for a video update to get a read on where her eggplant head is at these days... I did have a momentary glimpse of what is to come (see prior post), but I remain open minded that at least something interesting will happen. Let's see if I deserve that Optimistic ribbon...
So: first things first. Gotta start with her mangy cats. (Note to Sham lovers: sorry, but he's a mediocre cat at best. The other is past expiry date, perhaps hanging on just long enough to outlive the beast that has accompanied her in life. Cats are spiteful that way.) So, Sham just wants to get some rest in the sun, and so he does his best to pretend he's asleep when the beast starts addressing him in her beast-voice. He does a good job of it, but then she starts pawing him with her enormous mitt and he winces. Stoically, he still doesn't bother opening his eyes or acknowledging her.
Check out that hairy arm and the dark spots on it. Look at that thick trotter.
She begins the 'real' video by showing off some package of Muckbanger sauce she has gotten, with a real-live Muckbanger on the package, and she is using that trembly, excited, sing-songy, pre-foreplay voice she uses when a much anticipated junk food feeding is imminent. I am expecting some kind of lame recipe tutorial, just so she can pretend to be smart and have content, but no... Instead, an abrupt cut to the meal at hand. It is a startling mess right from the start.
Fuck me. It looks like she has a bowlful of brains with some stuff she picked out of a dumpster as a side. She is so gloriously happy. Coronavirus? Is that still even a thing? At this moment of life, she is in utter bliss. This is as good as life gets, right here.
Of course, the Coldest Fatty Water Bottle is on display. Incidentally, those things suck; the paint chips and they leak and warp. Would that disturb our fat loathsome heroine who loves her audience so much? Haha, nope.
lol, then we get her first-ever real attempt at doing an honest and true VPN ad, following their script (kinda) and everything. She obviously has no fucking idea what a VPN is, and she is lying about using one. There are like two dozen edits in the two minute message; she is such a retardo. This is probably why there was no video yesterday; it took her forever to get the ad right, and I bet she still got it wrong.
I wonder what a body-language expert would say about her weird clenched hands during much of her VPN ad? I know nothing about polygraphs, but this looks like something that might set off a warning bell.
After yet another edit, she is back to her super excited fat-girl voice, visibly glad to have that over with.
The party girl excitedly espies Peetz wandering in from the shadows and gives him a hearty and hale greeting.
All I can think of while watching this unfold is how this is gonna be one big fucking mess in about three minutes.
The English Honours Major [incomplete] will "sprinkle" a little lemon into the bowl. (I wonder if she squeezed some salt into it earlier?) Peetz does not like seafood unfortunately, she tells us, looking very happy indeed. Peetz doesn't like "food" period. He has an even more narrow palette than our ignorant Foodie.
She licks lemon juice off her fingers out of habit, and then seems startled to find it is very sour. This is how mindlessly she licks herself; she doesn't even realize it is lemon juice she's licking until the acid hits her.
The two of them banter back and forth about the horrors of the sea and sea monsters, as if they were a muckbang Sonny and Cher or Burns and Allen.
She goes for a beauty bite, but the shrimp seems to be overcooked to murder; it is so rubbery, she can't bite through it and winds up hurting herself. She probably had them boiling for hours in there. At 4:15 she already has juices running down her arm.
Time for her review: "That sauce is legit", she says, sounding insincere and weirdly with half-closed eyes.
"You're probably wondering why I don't have any more seafood?" she suddenly blurts out. Maybe I am projecting, but I don't think anybody in the galaxy was wondering. "It's because I couldn't find any" she says breathlessly, sounding annoyed. "Right Peetz?" She has been utterly ignorant of the coronavirus and its effects on society, but finally now something affects her.
"Duh, yeah, yeah, oh yeah, uh, yeah, the store seems pretty low on it right now", replies her sidekick, who some people mistake for moderately intelligent. Peetz not only sounds disinterested (who can blame him for that, really?), but also like making sentences is a real chore for him.
Actually, I may be giving both of them far too much credit. Nothing they say about it suggests that it has even occurred to them that their store lacked stock due to the deadly virus... She sounds very peeved that the food she wanted wasn't there. So, she only can eat tiger shrimp, and she is annoyed at it. She dejectedly shoves another in her mouth... Again, she struggles to bite it; either her teeth are ready to fall right out of her head or that shrimp is made of latex.
She starts feeling self-conscious about eating with Peetz standing there watching her silently from the shadows, and after an awkward silence, she starts shooting him glances. She looks really fat when she does so; her whole fucking neck is swallowing up her face.
"Isssh guh!", she tells him, her mouth stuffed with chewy shrimp.
She then does her favorite move of asking Peetz a question to get him to talk, so she can start shoveling food into her mouth in peace. "So how's work?", she asks, visibly uninterested in the answer. She stuffs potato in her mouth and eyes her corn. Peetz gives a noncommittal mutter as a reply, so she prompts him further with this insightful remark; "Work is work?"
"Always work", he says sighing. "Mmmm" she says, seemingly in answer but really in response to her corn. She then gives a little micro-shake of her head at the nuisance of the work grind.
She offers a "Well..." while also giving him very weird sidelong glances and eyerolls while licking her fingers, and then she shakes off her thought completely with an obnoxious shrug of her shoulders that says "not my problem":
They start talking about the cats and how they won't use the house they are supposed to use. Peetz grumbles about having assmebled if for nothing. Clotso stuffs another shrimp in her mouth, her repulsive tongue doing the dathfatty hook-maneuver, half chewed corn all over it, and that disgusting slit or hole in the middle of it visible.
She shows us what the retardo had spend so much time making:
"It's a problem. We put work into it", Peetz says somewhat irately. She is annoyed because she doesn't get it. "They loved the box before it was altered" She shakes her head with exasperation. "All we did is move it, and add a door and window" she says, her greasy mitt clutching a gnarled ear of corn. "Right?" she demands from Peetz. She really believes the cats are being unreasonable.
"You're not going to have a snack?", she suddenly asks, dodgy-eyed, using her grifting voice. "Nah" he tells her, while she eats and makes weird faces and movements with her eyes. They talk about something that I have no clue about, except she says she likes hers with spots on them... She picks up a potato covered in sauce with her big mitt and stuffs half of it in her mouth. Grease is all over her face.
Peetz is finally dismissed at 8:08 (YAY! Only 18 more fucking minutes left!!)
She is glad to get back to serious eating. "Whoo! that's hot!", she tells us for the tenth time. "I let it sit for awhile too! Heh-ha!!" We get more gruesome hook-tonguing with her deformed tongue. No deathfatty ever looks better than a retardo slob when doing this, and yet they all (and only they) do it. And Clotso looks more retardo and slobbier than most. She still has a hard time biting through the shrimp. I have never seen such a struggle with shrimp before.
Of course with Peetz gone, now she has nothing to talk about. Just a lot of "mmmmm" and pseudo-profound silent nodding. She tells us this Muckbanger's Sauce is the best sauce she ever had, "and I've had a few"... I don't know why she doesn't go to the same company the other YouTubers go to and pay to have her face slapped on bottles of ranch or seafood sauce or whatever other generic food they sell. I bet even some haydurs would have a hard time passing up "Foodie Beauty Seasoning Salt" or something like that.
After spilling sauce all over herself, she repeats what she has told us in many videos, utterly without irony. "Definitely should have a bib". I agree, and don't forget the diapers you definitely need too.
"It's messy, huh? she says, hoisting a greasy, dripping potato in her messy hands right over the now completely abandoned fork.
She wipes herself off. "Very messy!" she tells us authoritatively. Is it just my imagination, or has she literally put together zero complete sentences since Peetz left the room? By 10:21 she has literally resorted to talking to her food (which we have seen her do before) She is incapable of eating one bite of corn too; she has to literally scrape all the corn off in one go. Then, she smears whats left in the mess on the table, and gobbles at it again. She is truly fulfilling every disgusting stereotype about fatties in this video.
She gets so much on her shirt, even she admits the shirt is a goner. She thanks her fan for sending her the sauce, while she proceeds to eat with two hands, becoming sloppier and messier with ever passing moment. I take note of the time at the 14 minute mark; Peetz has been gone for 6 minutes, and she hasn't really said anything yet. "I'm going to wash my face after," she assures us, looking filthier than ever. Her tone of voice suggests she ordinarily would never take such a drastic measure as washing her face after dinner, but this time it is an emergency.
She resumes her sauce review finally. "I just can't get over how it is exactly the right flavor", she says fatuously. "And I'm not just saying that" How sweet! "...to kiss her ass!" A little less sweet, then...
She still can't bite the shrimp, incidentally. Each one puts up a fight. She lets loose a clumsy joke, "Good thing I shaved off my chin hair, or I'd be getting a dye job...
Then, out of nowhere, she gets political. "I seen [sic] on the news..." and she tells us about people "protesting their civil liberties" She shakes her head. "Being locked down..." She starts mocking them and rolling her eyes at them. "They wanna go back to work...." she says with an annoyed roll of the eyes. ",,,and get their hair done!" Everybody is more stupid than Chantal, the unemployed glutton who has ignored the orders all along. She makes fun of a woman for having a mullet. Obviously, Chantal is the epitome of stylish, with nothing to make fun of.
She then brings up her fucking Rod Stewart haircut for the 10th time in a video, but this time she got it "in the eighties", instead of having it in high school. Get over it Clotso, you look like a laughingstock in any hair. She then runs out of things to say again. Finally, she goes to another old standby: she will start cooking more and learning great recipes because it is tastier and healthier. She then waxes rhapsodic about Chef Boyardee again, More "mmmm" and "mmmm", they haven't let up yet.
She tells us how hard the mukbanger who paid to have sauce made with her image on it works. She is inspired by her success and hard work. She then lectures us about thinking mukbanging is not a job. She puts it very articulately: "You have to realize it is 20/20 and jobs? Are not just briefcase nine to five ham and egger jobs anymore" That should clear you morons up once and for all.
But she can't help herself. The comments about YouTube not being a job really get to her, and she has to continue the lecture. Suddenly, she has a lot to say. She points out that many YouTubers "put in extensive work", but admits "not me". (memo to Clotso, so if you don't put in work, why get paid?) She goes on to make the case that she is a kind of entertainer, so she is working for her money.
She then trucks out the old, "Food is a part of life, You have to face it every day." She says her intention is "not to eat fast food all the time", and says she wants to cook more. "Food is unavoidable and it should be enjoyed" She then goes on about the benefits of cooking and fresh ingredients, but ultimately is distracted by her own shrimp. She complains they shriveled up when cooking (duh! You cooked them too long! That's why they are like rubber, stupid)
Ugh. That was long, and from 8:00 to about 21:00 she barely says anything. Then she gives us two stale rants we have heard before, and an old haircut story we have heard before. I'm not kidding when I say her head is a great void, with absolutely nothing in it. We've just witnessed it again.
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Apparently BiBi dropped by
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Bibi came over. Not for dinner, mind you, but just to drop some stuff off. He's trying to be nice about it but he wants her ass gone and out of his life for good. They will not be staying friends as she claims.
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As if she would have anything left to offer him
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"after the stranger left"
Didn't Sam live with her and Bibi for most/all of his life? More likely she shut the poor cat in her room to bait Bibi into going in there.
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It would appear that Peetz is a boxers kinda guy. I would have pegged him as someone who either wears tighty whities or X-Men themed Underoos.
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This photo just stole my lunch money and threatened to give me a wedgie if I told the teacher.
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Her hands are sooo swollen and bloated that she has no discernible wrist anymore. It literally looks like she is wearing a fat suit and her skin is stretched so tight, it looks like it is about to split open. JFC, even the palms of her hands are fat.
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Not sure this has been posted yet (it's his second curse on her, I believe, first one seems to be working). Just remember what happened to Etika after he ran afoul of this guy and got cursed...
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I hope Bibi brought a few cockroaches and strategically placed them in the new place.
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A month or so ago, Chinny mentioned some sort of redness on her shins. In the current photograph of her claw (paw?), we can see redness and spotting. It may be capillaritis. Inflammation of the capillaries and their subsequent breaking. Most of the time it is a harmless condition. It is very common in the elderly. However, it can be a sign of inflammation elsewhere, hormonal issues, and vitamin deficiencies.
And, just holy shit at the sodium content of that insult called a sauce. Am I the only one that finds BLove repulsive? She should be shot for crimes against gastronomy.
And, just holy shit at the sodium content of that insult called a sauce. Am I the only one that finds BLove repulsive? She should be shot for crimes against gastronomy.
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So about the 15:00 mark she's still blowing on the shrimp indicating it's still hot from the heat of cooking. She's also using a dipping sauce as if it was a fucking bowl of soup.
Now, the reason that specific shrimp was hard for her to bite into, is because it's been cooking for 15 minutes. The average time it takes to cook a shrimp? About 3-4. Those shrimp are overcooked, then cooked to death, then cooked until they turned into a new rubbery substance.
If she cooked the shrimp in this mukbanger's creation of random spices and ingredients - I mean spices, okay. 4 sticks of butter and 4 ounces of cola? WTF? And about 3/4 of it left over? During a pandemic and food is scarce.
Also, these random Peetz appearances are awkward as fuck.
I also love how she's trying to get sponsors, sponsors, sponsors... I agree with Dutch and others that she has no idea what a VPN is. But she watched Netflix using it!
LOL Chantal, the protesters were not at the White House. They were at their state capitols. Trump supporters were not protesting Trump. FFS.... yes, please eat another bowl of shrimp and butter soup and stain more of your newly purchased Torrid shirts. I am a little surprised she didn't whip out some ramen noodles and cook them up in the leftover sauce and slurp up the rest of it. Yaknowwhaddaimean?
And now she's talking about eating natural food as she's been eating highly processed shit food, meal after meal, for months...years... what is she going to do if the food supplies in Canada gets tighter or there's a break in what's left of food supply chains? She'll be totally fucked... I doubt she's stocked up on any pantry or freezer items.
ETA: @ExtraDaintyGorl, yes Sam was a kitten when Chantal adopted him, which was about three years ago and lived with her and Beebz. Chantal has some videos of him as a kitten in which she thought Sam was a female and there's a son all about it that Chantal made about it.
Now, the reason that specific shrimp was hard for her to bite into, is because it's been cooking for 15 minutes. The average time it takes to cook a shrimp? About 3-4. Those shrimp are overcooked, then cooked to death, then cooked until they turned into a new rubbery substance.
If she cooked the shrimp in this mukbanger's creation of random spices and ingredients - I mean spices, okay. 4 sticks of butter and 4 ounces of cola? WTF? And about 3/4 of it left over? During a pandemic and food is scarce.
Also, these random Peetz appearances are awkward as fuck.
I also love how she's trying to get sponsors, sponsors, sponsors... I agree with Dutch and others that she has no idea what a VPN is. But she watched Netflix using it!
LOL Chantal, the protesters were not at the White House. They were at their state capitols. Trump supporters were not protesting Trump. FFS.... yes, please eat another bowl of shrimp and butter soup and stain more of your newly purchased Torrid shirts. I am a little surprised she didn't whip out some ramen noodles and cook them up in the leftover sauce and slurp up the rest of it. Yaknowwhaddaimean?
And now she's talking about eating natural food as she's been eating highly processed shit food, meal after meal, for months...years... what is she going to do if the food supplies in Canada gets tighter or there's a break in what's left of food supply chains? She'll be totally fucked... I doubt she's stocked up on any pantry or freezer items.
ETA: @ExtraDaintyGorl, yes Sam was a kitten when Chantal adopted him, which was about three years ago and lived with her and Beebz. Chantal has some videos of him as a kitten in which she thought Sam was a female and there's a son all about it that Chantal made about it.
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This is the best thing I've seen all day. Thank you for showing me this autistic wizard.
Chantal is in for it now, you can't drink enough butter to get rid of a curse like that.
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Better yet, cut a large hole in one of her bed sheets...put her huge head thru it and wear that when eating
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Jesus fucking Christ, the state of her hand and wrist. And that was before she consumed that salt sauce.
The sauce sounds dreadful.
ETA: Didn't notice @THOTto had already broken it all down - feel free to skip my sperging.
The sauce sounds dreadful.
I looked it up and it's beyond dreadful.
From Blove's video, here are the ingredients:
Cajun Spice Mix 1tsp or 1Tbs
Garlic Powder 1tsp or 1Tbs
Paprika 1tsp or Tbs
Black pepper or White pepper 1tsp or 1Tbs
Cayenne pepper 1tsp (optional) or 1Tbs
Onion Powder 1tsp or 1Tbs
Oregano 1tsp or 1Tbs
Lemon Pepper 1tsp or Tbs
Crushed Red Pepper 1tsp (optional) or 1Tbs
Chili Powder 1tsp or 1Tbs
Accent Salt 1tsp or 1 Tbs
(optional) Old bay seasoning 1 or 2tsp or 1 or 2 Tbs
Lemon freshly squeezed 1tsp (optional) or add it on top of seafood
Vinegar 1tsp (optional) or 1Tbs
Tabasco Sauce 1tsp or ur favorite hotsauce (optional) or 1Tbs
Worcestershire Sauce 1tsp or 1Tbs
Brown Sugar 1 or 2tsp or 1 or 2Tbs
Minced garlic 3 to 4 bulbs
Onion 1/4 of a large minced or half onion
Minced Ginger 2 to 3tsp (optional) or 2 to 3 Tbs
4 to 6 sticks unsalted sweet butter or how ever many u see fit ENJOY!
I'm assuming Blove meant 3-4 cloves of garlic, not bulbs, but who the fuck knows. Of course, what she sells in that bag cannot use wet ingredients like tabasco sauce, so the user adds them, but evidently this is essentially what she sells in the sauce kit. A seven ounce bag makes a single batch of sauce, and it's hard to see how much it genuinely costs because it's always sold out and resellers drive up the price. However, from Amazon fulfillment, it's $24 bucks. I'm unsure how Chantal came to have this products because I can't listen to her fucking talk but unless she was given this as a promotional item, she likely paid at least $20 for something to which she was going to have to add four sticks of butter, fresh lemon juice, fresh garlic and fresh ginger. Not sure where the coke came in but again, who the hell knows. I do know people complain about all the MSG in the product sold online.
I'm not one to engage in too much food bashing but this is some grim-ass shit right here. Horribly overpriced, sounds infinitely inferior than just using some Old Bay and some sliced lemons in the boil with a few aromatics, and Chantal probably retained so much water she was in danger of bursting after eating it.
From Blove's video, here are the ingredients:
Cajun Spice Mix 1tsp or 1Tbs
Garlic Powder 1tsp or 1Tbs
Paprika 1tsp or Tbs
Black pepper or White pepper 1tsp or 1Tbs
Cayenne pepper 1tsp (optional) or 1Tbs
Onion Powder 1tsp or 1Tbs
Oregano 1tsp or 1Tbs
Lemon Pepper 1tsp or Tbs
Crushed Red Pepper 1tsp (optional) or 1Tbs
Chili Powder 1tsp or 1Tbs
Accent Salt 1tsp or 1 Tbs
(optional) Old bay seasoning 1 or 2tsp or 1 or 2 Tbs
Lemon freshly squeezed 1tsp (optional) or add it on top of seafood
Vinegar 1tsp (optional) or 1Tbs
Tabasco Sauce 1tsp or ur favorite hotsauce (optional) or 1Tbs
Worcestershire Sauce 1tsp or 1Tbs
Brown Sugar 1 or 2tsp or 1 or 2Tbs
Minced garlic 3 to 4 bulbs
Onion 1/4 of a large minced or half onion
Minced Ginger 2 to 3tsp (optional) or 2 to 3 Tbs
4 to 6 sticks unsalted sweet butter or how ever many u see fit ENJOY!
I'm assuming Blove meant 3-4 cloves of garlic, not bulbs, but who the fuck knows. Of course, what she sells in that bag cannot use wet ingredients like tabasco sauce, so the user adds them, but evidently this is essentially what she sells in the sauce kit. A seven ounce bag makes a single batch of sauce, and it's hard to see how much it genuinely costs because it's always sold out and resellers drive up the price. However, from Amazon fulfillment, it's $24 bucks. I'm unsure how Chantal came to have this products because I can't listen to her fucking talk but unless she was given this as a promotional item, she likely paid at least $20 for something to which she was going to have to add four sticks of butter, fresh lemon juice, fresh garlic and fresh ginger. Not sure where the coke came in but again, who the hell knows. I do know people complain about all the MSG in the product sold online.
I'm not one to engage in too much food bashing but this is some grim-ass shit right here. Horribly overpriced, sounds infinitely inferior than just using some Old Bay and some sliced lemons in the boil with a few aromatics, and Chantal probably retained so much water she was in danger of bursting after eating it.
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More like her shower curtain, it's water proof and it's not like she ever uses it anyway.