Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

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How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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I wonder how hard his head would explode when he finds out Warren was against Disney buying 20th Century Fox.
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It wouldn’t be funny if it were done to you.
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When I was playing Red Dead Redemption 2, I found one of the letters on someone and I could not help but think of Bob while reading this:
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Fuck, i read it in Bob's voice and it was fucking hilarious. This shit is pure gold.
It wouldn’t be funny if it were done to you.
So... Bob hates people that want to work and salvage their livelyhoods and employments rather than sit on their asses and see their prospects dry up like piss on a pavement? Damn, i thought i disliked him before but this is a new low.
Must be lucky that he won't catch coronavirus because he doesn't leave his house for shit. But then again, his cooking is far more lethal than any virus and you don't need a bioweapons lab for that.
 
The Infamous Cannibal Holocaust Is Getting a Video Game Sequel – The Big Picture

Bob brings back his GameOverthinker character so that Bob can talk to himself, and.....sell GameOverthinker merch? He has GameOverthinker shirts? Seriously?

In the video, he talks to himself about the movie Cannibal Holocaust, the Mondo genre of movies, and how "problematic" it all is. I don't know enough of the times, cultures, and films to have an educated opinion on it. It seems like if what he says about the films are accurate than it's safe thing to SJW virtue signal and smash and that's what he does. At the end he says that the video game will be just as "problematic" as the movie because we all know the video game industry is not leftist at all.
 
The Infamous Cannibal Holocaust Is Getting a Video Game Sequel – The Big Picture

Bob brings back his GameOverthinker character so that Bob can talk to himself, and.....sell GameOverthinker merch? He has GameOverthinker shirts? Seriously?

In the video, he talks to himself about the movie Cannibal Holocaust, the Mondo genre of movies, and how "problematic" it all is. I don't know enough of the times, cultures, and films to have an educated opinion on it. It seems like if what he says about the films are accurate than it's safe thing to SJW virtue signal and smash and that's what he does. At the end he says that the video game will be just as "problematic" as the movie because we all know the video game industry is not leftist at all.
So Bob's talking out of his ass again about something he knows completely nothing about?
 
Huh. I never saw it that way or noticed the religious undertones. I saw Murphy's survival due to his strong will, as well as his desire to remember the life he had a human with a wife and kid.

The film (IMHO) was an examination of corporate culture, greed, the police state, consumerism, and the line between what separates man from machine.
If that's true it's a muddled message because Robocop is an abomination created by a soulless megacorporation in an attempt to create a form of private automated authoritarianism.
 
If that's true it's a muddled message because Robocop is an abomination created by a soulless megacorporation in an attempt to create a form of private automated authoritarianism.

Which is probably exactly what Paul Verhoeven would picture the American version of Christ to be like.
 
So... Bob hates people that want to work and salvage their livelyhoods and employments rather than sit on their asses and see their prospects dry up like piss on a pavement? Damn, i thought i disliked him before but this is a new low.
Must be lucky that he won't catch coronavirus because he doesn't leave his house for shit. But then again, his cooking is far more lethal than any virus and you don't need a bioweapons lab for that.
Yeah, he's been going off on people wanting to reopen their businesses for weeks now, variations on a theme of "I'm part of the Superior Future™ working class and I still have a job, which proves that obsoletes who don't should fuck off and die." From claiming that furloughed employees are "on vacation" to bitching about protestors being nothing but slavedrivers only wanting to reopen so they have people to lord over again, mixed with complaints about how he's been working soooo haaaaaaaaard all this time, Bob's been even more unhinged than usual.

Given all his risk factors, he'd better pray he doesn't get the Wu Flu. An obese diabetic approaching middle age who probably has undiagnosed sleep apnea (given previous tweets about being tired despite supposedly getting a full night's sleep) is a recipe for major complications from the virus. A nose swab would be the least of his worries.
 
From claiming that furloughed employees are "on vacation" to bitching about protestors being nothing but slavedrivers only wanting to reopen so they have people to lord over again
Ok, this genuinely destroyed my sides. I already knew that Bob has a poor concept of what a businessman is or what work is, but this caricaturesque way of portraying people doing good honest work is fucking amazing. It confirms once more that Bob has never worked a single minute in his sweaty and miserable life. It makes me feel terribly sad for the poor waiters/baristas/cashiers that have to stand Blobbo's condescending ways because they are actually working like most honest people do.
 
The Infamous Cannibal Holocaust Is Getting a Video Game Sequel – The Big Picture

Bob brings back his GameOverthinker character so that Bob can talk to himself, and.....sell GameOverthinker merch? He has GameOverthinker shirts? Seriously?

In the video, he talks to himself about the movie Cannibal Holocaust, the Mondo genre of movies, and how "problematic" it all is. I don't know enough of the times, cultures, and films to have an educated opinion on it. It seems like if what he says about the films are accurate than it's safe thing to SJW virtue signal and smash and that's what he does. At the end he says that the video game will be just as "problematic" as the movie because we all know the video game industry is not leftist at all.
He knows more than I do, which isn't saying much. But, pretty much, yeah, that's what it sounded like. He probably just did a Wikipedia read.
Cannibal Holocaust was an early example of the found footage genre, predating The Blair Witch Project significantly. It features an exploitation filmmaker and his crew going into the jungle to investigate an isolated tribe of cannibals. The thing is, the tribe isn't giving them the really shocking footage they want and the documentary is turning out boring. So they start fucking with the tribals to provoke responses, eventually culminating in raping one of the women and killing a couple of them. Finally the tribe has had enough and slaughters the crew, which gets captured on a camera that's left running during the slaughter. This is framed with footage at the beginning and end, supposedly from another film maker who went hunting for the first missing film crew and found the footage.

For all its infamy, Cannibal Holocaust isn't really anymore gruesome or shocking than lots of hard R rated movies made now or in previous decades. What really got to people is that it was presented as real when it was first released. If anything, the film's racial message is pretty woke since it's about the westerners fucking up natives to present them as monsters while being the real monsters themselves, as well as being a sort of meta commentary on exploitation films and the manipulative way they portray their subject matter.

Like most found footage films, the cinematography is pretty shit and the pacing as slow and meandering, but at least it has a somewhat more interesting story.

Now you know.

Can anyone who can stomach watching a Cinema Roberto video confirm if he fucked up his analysis and how?
 
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Cannibal Holocaust was an early example of the found footage genre, predating The Blair Witch Project significantly. It features an exploitation filmmaker and his crew going into the jungle to investigate an isolated tribe of cannibals. The thing is, the tribe isn't giving them the really shocking footage they want and the documentary is turning out boring. So they start fucking with the tribals to provoke responses, eventually culminating in raping one of the women and killing a couple of them. Finally the tribe has had enough and slaughters the crew, which gets captured on a camera that's left running during the slaughter. This is framed with footage at the beginning and end, supposedly from another film maker who went hunting for the first missing film crew and found the footage.

For all its infamy, Cannibal Holocaust isn't really anymore gruesome or shocking than lots of hard R rated movies made now or in previous decades. What really got to people is that it was presented as real when it was first released. If anything, the film's racial message is pretty woke since it's about the westerners fucking up natives to present them as monsters while being the real monsters themselves, as well as being a sort of meta commentary on exploitation films and the manipulative way they portray their subject matter.

Now you know.

Can anyone who can stomach watching a Cinema Roberto video confirm if he fucked up his analysis and how?
If anything Green Inferno should be more offensive to Bob's crowd, since ya know the message is pretty much "no sometimes other cultures can be backwards to the point of being dangerous and unpalatable to those with western sensibilities" and mocks sjws in general
 
If anything Green Inferno should be more offensive to Bob's crowd, since ya know the message is pretty much "no sometimes other cultures can be backwards to the point of being dangerous and unpalatable to those with western sensibilities" and mocks sjws in general
I should point out, Cannibal Holocaust doesn't glorify the cannibal tribe or make their lives look appealing in any way. It just focuses far more on the hypocrisy and evil of the film crew.
 
Cannibal Holocaust was an early example of the found footage genre, predating The Blair Witch Project significantly. It features an exploitation filmmaker and his crew going into the jungle to investigate an isolated tribe of cannibals. The thing is, the tribe isn't giving them the really shocking footage they want and the documentary is turning out boring. So they start fucking with the tribals to provoke responses, eventually culminating in raping one of the women and killing a couple of them. Finally the tribe has had enough and slaughters the crew, which gets captured on a camera that's left running during the slaughter. This is framed with footage at the beginning and end, supposedly from another film maker who went hunting for the first missing film crew and found the footage.

For all its infamy, Cannibal Holocaust isn't really anymore gruesome or shocking than lots of hard R rated movies made now or in previous decades. What really got to people is that it was presented as real when it was first released. If anything, the film's racial message is pretty woke since it's about the westerners fucking up natives to present them as monsters while being the real monsters themselves, as well as being a sort of meta commentary on exploitation films and the manipulative way they portray their subject matter.

Like most found footage films, the cinematography is pretty shit and the pacing as slow and meandering, but at least it has a somewhat more interesting story.

Now you know.

Can anyone who can stomach watching a Cinema Roberto video confirm if he fucked up his analysis and how?
Thx, I've often heard it mentioned but never knew the details. From stuff I've heard, wasn't like an animal killed or somebody on set got actually hurt in real life? That always seems to be the implication.
 
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Cannibal Holocaust was an early example of the found footage genre, predating The Blair Witch Project significantly. It features an exploitation filmmaker and his crew going into the jungle to investigate an isolated tribe of cannibals. The thing is, the tribe isn't giving them the really shocking footage they want and the documentary is turning out boring. So they start fucking with the tribals to provoke responses, eventually culminating in raping one of the women and killing a couple of them. Finally the tribe has had enough and slaughters the crew, which gets captured on a camera that's left running during the slaughter. This is framed with footage at the beginning and end, supposedly from another film maker who went hunting for the first missing film crew and found the footage.

For all its infamy, Cannibal Holocaust isn't really anymore gruesome or shocking than lots of hard R rated movies made now or in previous decades. What really got to people is that it was presented as real when it was first released. If anything, the film's racial message is pretty woke since it's about the westerners fucking up natives to present them as monsters while being the real monsters themselves, as well as being a sort of meta commentary on exploitation films and the manipulative way they portray their subject matter.

Like most found footage films, the cinematography is pretty shit and the pacing as slow and meandering, but at least it has a somewhat more interesting story.

Now you know.

Can anyone who can stomach watching a Cinema Roberto video confirm if he fucked up his analysis and how?

I did watch it, and that was exactly what he said. Except that he added the film was a commentary on the Mondo genre, pretty much the movie was saying filmmakers did this in mondo movies and should not have.
 
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