Community Munchausen's by Internet (Malingerers, Munchies, Spoonies, etc) - Feigning Illnesses for Attention

[Amy Santiago]

Fell asleep with lolli in her mouth and mom took a picture rather than, you know waiting for her swallow it, and possible choke? Makes perfect sense. Also, her muscle is very clearly tensed.

Maybe her mom took the picture without removing the lollipop out of hopes she *would* choke and Laurie would be done with Morgan's shit.

 

[just lurking]

Can I just say, I am enjoying Morgan's bent neck lady cosplay much more than the glitter snot saga.

She's posting pictures looking like a toddler that fell asleep in a car seat.

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"This is what happens when i fall asleep without a brace on my neck"
Honey, when you fall asleep sitting up, your head tends to fall to one side. Maybe try laying down and you won't wake up with a sore neck from "Muh EDS"

 

[Punkinsplice]

"This is what happens when i fall asleep without a brace on my neck"
Honey, when you fall asleep sitting up, your head tends to fall to one side. Maybe try laying down and you won't wake up with a sore neck from "Muh EDS"

Most adults wake up as soon as their head starts sliding down like that. Ever nod off on an airplane with your seat up and no pillow? That's why it's called "nodding off". Toddlers will fall asleep in the car and stay that way, but adults just don't do that.

 

[Yutyrannus]

Sierra Middleton, a run of the mill Orlando service dog munchie, brags about shocking the fuck out of her dog with cheap Amazon shock collars, is dogpiled by people who know what they are talking about. Sarcasm and bitching ensues.

Her explanation why? She'd rather use the money a well made unit costs for something else. Disney, most likely.

Brags about teaching her dog to "heel" off leash, and doing it in crowds at Disney, which is stupid, unnecessary, and dangerous. I don't know how to download a video form a FB comment, but the same video is on her SD insta. You can see in the video, Duke lags behind to sniff.

Facebook profile. The black dog is hers. The Golden reappears on her insta and I believe is named Nala.
Personal Instagram. Admittedly boring as far as a munch insta goes. First mention of having a service dog is August 5, 2018. Before that she is running 5ks, riding horses, hiking, crawling into the shorlines at the vet clinic she works at, dancing, doing gymnastics. She wants to be a zookeeper. Pray tell, how will you do that with your little accessory?
Service dog instagram. It is literally ALL Disney shit. Grow the fuck up. I have a hunch that outside Disney and partying and one time that looks like Target, she doesn't utilize the dog at all.

Caps from personal insta:
First mention of SD (August 201. Her insta goes silent or a while. I wonder if during this time she was recruited by Orlando Munch Brunch. She fits their type.
Second mention of SD. At Disney. (Sept 22 2019)
First mention of "medication regime" and medicinal yoga (Nov 14 2019)
She gets a vogmask, heating gloves, and is teaching her dog crowd control. At Disney. (Nov 17 2019)
Talks about how disobedient Duke was, probably until she nicked the shit out of him with a shitty ecollar (Nov 28 2019)

Various caps from SD insta:
First meetup at Disney
Letting her life-saving service dog sniff a SAR dog on duty
Letting her dog jump on shit
It's totally not for attention, I promise, I just want strangers to hug my dog for TRAINING!
Gets a Chronic Zebra Care Package lol
Narcolepsy faking -- I wonder how that narcolepsy was when you were riding horses?
More letting her dog jump on shit

I'd like to reiterate this womanchild is a vet tech and wants to be a zookeeper.

 

[Pho Real]

Sierra Middleton, a run of the mill Orlando service dog munchie, brags about shocking the fuck out of her dog with cheap Amazon shock collars, is dogpiled by people who know what they are talking about. Sarcasm and bitching ensues.

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Her explanation why? She'd rather use the money a well made unit costs for something else. Disney, most likely. View attachment 1258466

Brags about teaching her dog to "heel" off leash, and doing it in crowds at Disney, which is stupid, unnecessary, and dangerous. I don't know how to download a video form a FB comment, but the same video is on her SD insta. You can see in the video, Duke lags behind to sniff.

Facebook profile. The black dog is hers. The Golden reappears on her insta and I believe is named Nala.
Personal Instagram. Admittedly boring as far as a munch insta goes. First mention of having a service dog is August 5, 2018. Before that she is running 5ks, riding horses, hiking, crawling into the shorlines at the vet clinic she works at, dancing, doing gymnastics. She wants to be a zookeeper. Pray tell, how will you do that with your little accessory?
Service dog instagram. It is literally ALL Disney shit. Grow the fuck up. I have a hunch that outside Disney and partying and one time that looks like Target, she doesn't utilize the dog at all.

Caps from personal insta:
First mention of SD (August 201. Her insta goes silent or a while. I wonder if during this time she was recruited by Orlando Munch Brunch. She fits their type.
Second mention of SD. At Disney. (Sept 22 2019)
First mention of "medication regime" and medicinal yoga (Nov 14 2019)
She gets a vogmask, heating gloves, and is teaching her dog crowd control. At Disney. (Nov 17 2019)
Talks about how disobedient Duke was, probably until she nicked the shit out of him with a shitty ecollar (Nov 28 2019)

Various caps from SD insta:
First meetup at Disney
Letting her life-saving service dog sniff a SAR dog on duty
Letting her dog jump on shit
It's totally not for attention, I promise, I just want strangers to hug my dog for TRAINING!
Gets a Chronic Zebra Care Package lol
Narcolepsy faking -- I wonder how that narcolepsy was when you were riding horses?
More letting her dog jump on shit

I'd like to reiterate this womanchild is a vet tech and wants to be a zookeeper.

Aren‘t real service dogs quite expensive? Around 10-15k dollars? Yet she can’t afford equipment that won’t hurt her dog. Sounds like animal abuse to me.

Chronic Zebra and other illness care packages are a great way to root out munchies. No self-respecting adult is going to beg for gifts like that, even if they are actually chronically ill.

 

[Yutyrannus]

Aren‘t real service dogs quite expensive? Around 10-15k dollars? Yet she can’t afford equipment that won’t hurt her dog. Sounds like animal abuse to me.

Upfront costs for organization trained dogs can run that high. They can also run much lower. It greatly depends on the org. From what I've seen, it usually runs in the 5k-9k range to outright purchase an already trained dog. Duke wasn't purchased from an org, Duke was adopted from a shelter.

She can afford it, she outright said that she didn't want to.

 

[IBrokeBob]

All receipts are below in the videos. They cover the grifting, the changing ailments, the various claims of abuse against others as well as the attack on Brittany Simon because of a supposed sexual assault. The focus is not on BDSM in the videos. She doesn't just malinger she attempts to use the law to get revenge on anyone who "wrongs" her. On the same day she voluntarily moved out of my home (7 weeks before the moveout date I gave her of 4/30) she was already posting on a private discord that she was "homeless" and that she had escaped a sex trafficker. She also claimed she would be living in a tent with her dog (to guilt people into donating on her gofundme).

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She switches back to referring to herself in the first person "I" and as a "system" of identities so she calls herself "we". It is very confusing and seems to come and go depending on who is around. Whenever she is caught doing something like this she will delete social media, create a new username and start all over again. She will also claim she is being attacked (threatened with doxxing or stalkers) and to be fearful for her safety or the safety of her family. She NEEDS to be seen as a victim. On 3/12 (the same day she tried to get money out of me to drop the false charges) she made this post on discord after I told her I would not be giving her any money and that the police had advised me to have charges filed against her for filing a false report. She was charged with extortion and filing a false police report on 3/13.

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She also claims to have an "active open case" against me with the National Trafficking Hotline. I called them and proved that not only was that a lie but there is no such thing as a "case" with the trafficking hotline.

Wtf!! I just spent the last hour carefully watching your vids. Thank you for taking the time to properly document and explain things without making it a huge rambling mess. She needs to be locked up in an insane asylum forever and every police station in the US should have a notation by her name warning the cops of the phuckery and patterns of reporting fake crimes.

She is a prime example of why people become paranoid about helping others and that is a huge shame. Like you can kinda understand that some people scam others for money and are shitty people but this psycho went into a whole new level of batshitcrazy mindfuckery. People like her are why people prefer to be introverts.

Well anyway, that was certainly a fascinating trip you just took me on. I will be interested to see whats next with this lunatic.

 

[Munchie safari]

SJ pissed the bed and wanted us all to know.

 

[Ellesse_warrior]

SJ pissed the bed and wanted us all to know.

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Was she laughing so hard at her own comedy morning routine video?

 

[Redbottombaby94]

https://youtu.be/ZqnmHsPOdxA

Today another AJ inspired waste of oxygen Jan video recapping that Jaqs cousin Daniel is napping. Finally culminated by one and a half quick Jaq stories and a clearly uncomfortable Daniel. "Hey y'all" I'm so excited to see what the big day tomorrow brings us! Clearly Jan is so boring she has no other useful content and can't wait to cash in on the death of her "sister".

 

[Munchie safari]

https://youtu.be/ZqnmHsPOdxA

Today another AJ inspired waste of oxygen Jan video recapping that Jaqs cousin Daniel is napping. Finally culminated by one and a half quick Jaq stories and a clearly uncomfortable Daniel. "Hey y'all" I'm so excited to see what the big day tomorrow brings us! Clearly Jan is so boring she has no other useful content and can't wait to cash in on the death of her "sister".

Why hello there Brooke! Just wondering, do you have any further neghole pozzing you want to do in honour of Jaq's munchaversary? Gonna message her family again?

Or are you just sticking to reacting to Amanda's fundraisers on facebook?

 

[thriphhole]

All receipts are below in the videos. They cover the grifting, the changing ailments, the various claims of abuse against others as well as the attack on Brittany Simon because of a supposed sexual assault. The focus is not on BDSM in the videos. She doesn't just malinger she attempts to use the law to get revenge on anyone who "wrongs" her. On the same day she voluntarily moved out of my home (7 weeks before the moveout date I gave her of 4/30) she was already posting on a private discord that she was "homeless" and that she had escaped a sex trafficker. She also claimed she would be living in a tent with her dog (to guilt people into donating on her gofundme).

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She switches back to referring to herself in the first person "I" and as a "system" of identities so she calls herself "we". It is very confusing and seems to come and go depending on who is around. Whenever she is caught doing something like this she will delete social media, create a new username and start all over again. She will also claim she is being attacked (threatened with doxxing or stalkers) and to be fearful for her safety or the safety of her family. She NEEDS to be seen as a victim. On 3/12 (the same day she tried to get money out of me to drop the false charges) she made this post on discord after I told her I would not be giving her any money and that the police had advised me to have charges filed against her for filing a false report. She was charged with extortion and filing a false police report on 3/13.

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She also claims to have an "active open case" against me with the National Trafficking Hotline. I called them and proved that not only was that a lie but there is no such thing as a "case" with the trafficking hotline.

SJ pissed the bed and wanted us all to know.

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Too much alcohol?

 

[Redbottombaby94]

Why hello there Brooke! Just wondering, do you have any further neghole pozzing you want to do in honour of Jaq's munchaversary? Gonna message her family again?

Or are you just sticking to reacting to Amanda's fundraisers on facebook?

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I'm sorry, I'm not Brooke although I did see she was getting roasted on IF in some of the same threads I had left some comments and likes with her new ID picklesfornickels or something. I'm newer to this and if someone could tell me who Brooke is please? I've been a lurker now just posting for first time yesterday and today. And who is Amanda? Is she another munchie? I've only recently come to Kiwi Farms...

 

[DavieJones714]

SJ pissed the bed and wanted us all to know.

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ewwww! God help the couch.

 

[Snusmumriken]

SJ pissed the bed and wanted us all to know.

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What a time to be alive. So you don’t wanna wake up your family but you do want to tell the world that you had a wee wee during your nap? Ok

 

[vapewilder]

I'm sorry, I'm not Brooke although I did see she was getting roasted on IF in some of the same threads I had left some comments and likes with her new ID picklesfornickels or something. I'm newer to this and if someone could tell me who Brooke is please? I've been a lurker now just posting for first time yesterday and today. And who is Amanda? Is she another munchie? I've only recently come to Kiwi Farms...

So you saw Brooke getting roasted on IF, know her well enough to know her "new" ID, yet have no idea who she is? Methinks she doth protest too much....

 

[Anon666]

This pretend-seizure talk calls for a little anecdote.

Let's just say I know a guy who worked with a girl who liked to fake a great deal of seizures.

Spoiler: muh epilepsy

Now this bitch definitely had something wrong with her but it wasn't epilepsy like she claimed, that's for sure. For starters, the timing was hilariously convenient. The type of work was housekeeping, so whenever the allotted time (which changed from day to day, sometimes five hours sometimes ten, always over 9 on the weekends when all the guests want to check out) was particularly long, she suddenly had a seizure before first break. Always in the break room of course, where the executives could see her and send her home--never in an ambulance though. She would wake up after like a minute, claim she was okay and would call her boyfriend to drive her home.

During the "seizures," she would grab her head and basically flop around like a fish because she was too fat to shake, which was almost impossible not to laugh at when basically everybody knew it wasn't real but didn't know how to say anything. A few girls called it her "seizure Sunday," behind her back, since this almost always occurred on Sundays (consistently the busiest day of the week). When she wasn't actually having her "episodes," she complained about them constantly and often in conversation pretend to have sudden amnesia where she forgot who people were and which board was hers because she couldn't remember her name, etc. It got to the point where a lot of people couldn't talk to her without cracking up, and the others with epileptic friends/relatives were getting increasingly irritated.

The height of the hilarity was when she told me--er, the guy I knew--right before lunch that she was "going to go have a seizure" in the supply room and then proceeded to do exactly that like it was a matter of business. Understandably, a few people had to go outside when they couldn't stop laughing at the sound of boxes rustling while she flopped around making tard noises that sounded like "hubba hubba hubba" and then "woke up" a minute later moaning "Where am I? What happened?" and stumbling all over the place as the poor execs helped her up. She even knocked over a whole box of soaps, to which an assistant exec had to excuse herself and follow us outside because she started laughing too.

She worked there about 8 months before getting fired for giving a guest a handjob in their room for $80. The guy I knew was only there for like 2 months before she was fired, and really regrets not being there for the other 6 months.

I thought I'd keep the gist of it brief, and obviously I'm in no position to dox her, but there are plenty more stories about Seizure Sally, if anyone's interested.

I am interested!

Can I just say, I am enjoying Morgan's bent neck lady cosplay much more than the glitter snot saga.

She's posting pictures looking like a toddler that fell asleep in a car seat.

Can I just say, I am enjoying Morgan's bent neck lady cosplay much more than the glitter snot saga.

She's posting pictures looking like a toddler that fell asleep in a car

Can I just say, I am enjoying Morgan's bent neck lady cosplay much more than the glitter snot saga.

She's posting pictures looking like a toddler that fell asleep in a car seat.

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To have your head in that position while having a CSF leak with volume so high that it shoots out your nose would be excruciatingly painful. This chick needs to pick one illness and really focus on that one.

edited because I still can’t figure out how to post correctly the first time.

 

[howmanypizzas69]

Popping in to check on Ellen, y’all will be delighted to know that her butthole has been bleeding for several weeks.

The reason? Pretzels.




...she’s really fucking weird man.

 

[iluvmylife]

S-J managed to offend me, who does not practice Buddhism with her display in front of her Buddha statue.

I wish someone would ask her to make a video about why she chose Buddhism because that would be exceptional. I highly doubt she really knows anything about it, and decided Buddhist because she feels like it makes her look more cool.

edit because I missed where this was already covered.

 

[doubter4life]

So we have Morgan admitting she lurks here. Morgan does this mean you have checked out page 446 where you got roasted by an actual doctor since you think we’re all just nobodies without an actual careers. Spoiler alert: we all know you read here because you are scared people are on to your scam.