Chantal Sarault / Chantal Al-Refae / Foodie Beauty - Delusional drug fiend hamplanet mukbanger from Canada trying to be a glamorous online influencer. Pathological liar, huge bitch, narcissist, animal abuser

- Proud of almost killing her cat and included footage of it (but you have to promise not to get mad guise).

- She was very excited that Bibi used her bathroom ("in my room!") That was a fucking odd statement. Didn't they share a bathroom for 8+ years? She sounded like a giddy school girl who happened to use the same toilet as a celebrity.

- She's super happy that the vegan restaurant is close to her new house because she used to have to drive so long to get there before. (She's not going vegan. But she could adapt if the meat supply was totally cut off. Peetz on the other hand, would literally shoot himself.)

- She is going to be travelling and doing volunteer work in the future (LMAO). Eludes to going to a "romantic country" (i.e. Jamaica) to find love again. But Grandma needs her and there are travel restrictions, so she gave herself an automatic out not to be held to any of that.

- But first she needs to work on "being alone." So she will be planting a garden on the patio. "I've always wanted to grow food." Of course it always comes back to food.

In summary, this was depressing and boring as fuck.
 
Oohhh, there's some pretty heavy new cycle signalling going on here. Vegan (while insisting she's not vegan but..., volunteering, working on myself, buy a juicer (even though a second ago she said she had a juice at the old place she keeps 'forgetting' about).

Get ready for 30 minutes of health goddess Chantal followed by a breakdown.
 
Another colossal file to compress, upload, and archive. Enough of my complaining, here is the archive:
ARCHIVE: VEGAN BLT AND FRIES MUKBANG
April 29th, 2020





This is the face she made when telling us Sam fell off the banister and filmed it.
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For posterity, here is the clip of Sham falling off the banister.




  • struggles to pull items out of a bag, very labored breathing
  • Sham fell of the banister (uninjured)
  • NOT doing a juice cleanse you CRITICS
  • trying to "make healthier options when I can"
  • "sometimes I do juice myself"
  • today's slop: VEGETARIAN fries and ketchup
  • enter Peetz
  • DO YOU WANT SOME FRENCH FRIES? no.
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  • tempeh bacon on sourdough, lettuce, pickles, vegan mayo, random herbs, and avocado
  • Cheerful BLT from Pure Kitchen
  • "it is really good", she says while avoiding the sandwich and eating just fries
  • she is making ground beef for Peetz tomorrow
  • there are like meat shortages but THE ANIMALS ARE HAPPY
  • If there was no meat left tomorrow, I would be able to adapt (my new favorite Chantal quote)
  • slurp slorp "This tempeh is really meaty" SQUELCH
  • everyone is asking Peetz to shave
  • Chinny will do his makeup (without the eyes) this weekend

  • going to do a small Sephora haul
  • went back to the old apartment
  • her bedroom stayed the same, nothing moved (does this mean she slept in her own room?)
  • Bibi visited the new apartment to see Sham
  • as soon as she mentioned Bibi was her ex, her Instagram pops up on the screen (interesting)
  • SUPER excited that Bibi used her bathroom
  • Peetz was sleeping so Bibi never met him
  • Chinny and Malan are slowly distancing, they go days without messaging each other
  • she has a cute conversation with Sham, she tells him to shut up
  • Peetz and Chinny are struggling to put together a cat tree
  • "The only thing I can do right now is work on myself"
  • wants to travel volunteer after the pandemic and when she is healthier (so approximately never)
  • wants to do some balcony gardening
  • "these fries are real cut potatoes" "in clean oil"
  • she does not need kids tying her down
  • Chinny wants to experience love again by travelling to a romantic country
  • Sephora haul:
    • sex on a peach lipstick (28 dollars CAD, nothing like a good brown lipstick that smells like toilet disinfectant)
    • free sample of CK2 cologne
    • free sample of Versace Eros cologne
    • birthday present: Brazilian Bum-Bum cream and cocobanana cream
  • she hates all of it, NO REFUNDS
  • more bath bombs and pillows from Lush on the way
  • her legs and feet are a project
 
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I particularly liked 11:16. Wincing, grimacing, miserable, hating this poor tempeh sandwich that never wanted Chantal's mitts on it in the first place:

"Mmm." Chew, chew, chew. "Sorry, it's really good."

Sorry? For what?! We've seen and heard you slorp on burgers, fries, dips, chicken strips, wings, pizza, and your own fingers. We've sat through your farts, your belches, your eye rolls, your tics, your grunts, your groans, your horrific sex stories, your...


She's apologizing for her worst acting job to date. That must be it.
 
That center console looks like a flip-down center seat cushion back. Can you imagine how uncomfortable sitting on that would be? Thankfully neither of these losers have any friends, so there will be no 3rd person being awkward in that seat.
I remember commercials for these that had a cooler under the center seat section along with the flip down cup holder/tray upper.
 
So, James and Malan managed to dodge each other again. Was Jimmy *really* sleeping or just hiding in his room? It's very weird that they've never met in all this time, who is she trying to hide from whom?

Funny thing is Malan is probably one of the few men around that James would tower over. You'd think he'd relish the opportunity to look down, quite literally, at Chantal's former man.
 
Another colossal file to compress, upload, and archive. Enough of my complaining, here is the archive:
ARCHIVE: VEGAN BLT AND FRIES MUKBANG
April 29th, 2020




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This is the face she made when telling us Sam fell off the banister and filmed it.
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For posterity, here is the clip of Sham falling off the banister.



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  • struggles to pull items out of a bag, very labored breathing
  • Sham fell of the banister (uninjured)
  • NOT doing a juice cleanse you CRITICS
  • trying to "make healthier options when I can"
  • "sometimes I do juice myself"
  • today's slop: VEGETARIAN fries and ketchup
  • enter Peetz
  • DO YOU WANT SOME FRENCH FRIES? no.
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  • tempeh bacon on sourdough, lettuce, pickles, vegan mayo, random herbs, and avocado
  • Cheerful BLT from Pure Kitchen
  • "it is really good", she says while avoiding the sandwich and eating just fries
  • she is making ground beef for Peetz tomorrow
  • there are like meat shortages but THE ANIMALS ARE HAPPY
  • If there was no meat left tomorrow, I would be able to adapt (my new favorite Chantal quote)
  • slurp slorp "This tempeh is really meaty" SQUELCH
  • everyone is asking Peetz to shave
  • Chinny will do his makeup (without the eyes) this weekend

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  • going to do a small Sephora haul
  • went back to the old apartment
  • her bedroom stayed the same, nothing moved (does this mean she slept in her own room?)
  • Bibi visited the new apartment to see Sham
  • as soon as she mentioned Bibi was her ex, her Instagram pops up on the screen (interesting)
  • SUPER excited that Bibi used her bathroom
  • Peetz was sleeping so Bibi never met him
  • Chinny and Malan are slowly distancing, they go days without messaging each other
  • she has a cute conversation with Sham, she tells him to shut up
  • Peetz and Chinny are struggling to put together a cat tree
  • "The only thing I can do right now is work on myself"
  • wants to travel volunteer after the pandemic and when she is healthier (so approximately never)
  • wants to do some balcony gardening
  • "these fries are real cut potatoes" "in clean oil"
  • she does not need kids tying her down
  • Chinny wants to experience love again by travelling to a romantic country
  • Sephora haul:
    • sex on a peach lipstick (28 dollars CAD, nothing like a good brown lipstick that smells like toilet disinfectant)
    • free sample of CK2 cologne
    • free sample of Versace Eros cologne
    • birthday present: Brazilian Bum-Bum cream and cocobanana cream
  • she hates all of it, NO REFUNDS
  • more bath bombs and pillows from Lush on the way
  • her legs and feet are a project

I don't believe for a minute that she rushed down those stairs to check Sam for injuries. From the jump cut she was still at the top of the stairs and laughing and still recording.

As to why Sam is having trouble with stairs is he probably was never around them before and doesn't know that he could fall 25' on stairs. Also, because Chantal doesn't train her cats, they don't understand "no".
 
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Anyone else think she hasn't bathed since moving in? It's been two weeks, she hasn't mentioned using the shower. I figure she would have at least one complaint about its size or faucets. Her skin is really starting to visibly amass dead cells. I just wanna take some fine sand paper and go crazy!
 
I don't believe for a minute that she rushed down those stairs to check Sam for injuries. From the jump cut she was still at the top of the stairs and laughing, still and still recording.

As to why Sam is having trouble with stairs is he probably was never around them before and doesn't know that he could fall 25' on stairs. Also, because Chantal doesn't train her cats, they don't understand "no".
Yeah, they just don't know how to do railings and banisters yet. In a few weeks he will be laying across the corner void like it's normal
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Did they have a cat tree/condo at the old place?
 
Yeah, they just don't know how to do railings and banisters yet. In a few weeks he will be laying across the corner void like it's normal
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Did they have a cat tree/condo at the old place?

Yes but Chantal didn't train them to use it - like maybe trying cat nip spray on it or using water spray when the cats instead shredded the couch, the carpet and her old office chair.
 
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