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I think the novelty of just going buck wild is wearing off.
Chantal Sarault / Chantal Al-Refae / Foodie Beauty - Delusional drug fiend hamplanet mukbanger from Canada trying to be a glamorous online influencer. Pathological liar, huge bitch, narcissist, animal abuser
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I think he does. In a recent deleted livestream, she did say something to the effect of "Peetz usually gets up around 4." Forgive the hearsay and my inexact memory, but it was something much like that.
Also, I wasn't understanding what people were saying about her dumb juicer, so I went back and checked the transcript of this most recent video. At 3:22 she says "yes sometimes I do juice myself but I don't have my juicer right now I keep forgetting stuff like that." (Alluding, I assumed, to the juicer she already owns - we've seen it, right? - that's still at Bibi's.)
A minute and a half later, at 4:49, she says " I think I might invest in a juicer one of these days when I can because you know they're kind of pricey."
What the fuck?
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RIP dear muffins and unidentified bread looking product...you didn't even last a day in Chez Chantal; good to see the bananas made it through the night. If those muffins came from Costco, they weigh about a pound a piece and can be anywhere from 440-609 calories. For one muffin.
e to add: Peetz looks to be the lazy git that took the last muffin; which didn't go unnoticed by the food police
e to add: Peetz looks to be the lazy git that took the last muffin; which didn't go unnoticed by the food police
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That website is a fucking trip.
$12 orange juice on their delivery menu:
You have to go pick up your week's supply of beet juice, though. You'd think for $300 they'd do better.
They'll deliver some reasonably-shitty wine, however. I mean, it's also juice, right?
Humanity was a mistake.
By far my favorite was what they named their only middle eastern dish.
“Freedom Cheesecake. Equality Bread. Not-a-terrorist-and-Peaceful Kabaab.”
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SituationTypeThing
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The time message says "muckbang at 5:20" It's for the people who tune in only to watch her grunt, slurp, chew and lip smack. She spends 5 mins and 20 seconds babbling about cats and whatever before she gets to the eating.
As for the juicer, either she can't keep up with her lies (we been knew), even ones she told two mins prior, or she meant she should get a cold press juicer like that restaurant has. Y'know, so she doesn't sacrifice a single nutrient like she would from the heat of an electric juicer. Nutrition is very important to her, obviously.
As for the juicer, either she can't keep up with her lies (we been knew), even ones she told two mins prior, or she meant she should get a cold press juicer like that restaurant has. Y'know, so she doesn't sacrifice a single nutrient like she would from the heat of an electric juicer. Nutrition is very important to her, obviously.
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There's 1 banana missing... I'm guessing Peetz ate it, you know who vacuumed everything else.
Kukkamaaria
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Why leave an empty muffin container under the bananas?! That's some special laziness to get the muffins from the container and neatly place the fruits back.
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her arms are terrifying..I never noticed how they hang like that, holy shit.
and is that more wad of ground meat on the left just chilling..waiting to be devoured. could feed a family of 4 but it'll be a snack for her.
and is that more wad of ground meat on the left just chilling..waiting to be devoured. could feed a family of 4 but it'll be a snack for her.
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89elbees
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Weird foreshadowing
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hungryhippo
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If Chantal wore a dress that short her gunt would be poking out the bottom of that dress.
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Not gonna lie, I'm a fan of faggoty vegan food and fresh juice so most of their menu looks pretty good. Fuck if I'm paying prices like that though, you can put together 4-6 vegan BLTs (or vegetarian if you use regular cheese and mayo) for around $10, Tofurkey's maple bacon tempeh is the only veg bacon substitute I've found that doesn't taste like roadkill and it's not too expensive. Buffalo cauliflower, shit you can do an entire head of cauliflower with panko breadcrumbs and a couple bottles of cheap hot sauce, that's also 4-6 generous servings for around $10. (Yes this is all in Canadian dollars with stuff widely available at our biggest grocers btw). That said, Chantal does not look like she is enjoying this at all, so it's not a rare indulgence on overpriced faggotry for her, it's almost a chore. Just go for the Big Mac and "fruit" smoothie next time, Jesus. Calorie intake is her most important concern (or should be) so it's better to just eat the crap rather than slog through the "health food" and end up caving and eating the crap later anyway.
Also I'm going to guess they chose the faux leather sofa hoping it doesn't absorb liquid spills and unwashed ass stank as much as fabric would have. We've got good thrift stores here where you could find a decent sofa for like $20-$40, usually the ones that are like new are ugly as sin and look straight from 1972 but who cares? Chantal's fucking filthy so I don't see why pre-owned should bother her in that sense, but thrift stores do check for things like stains, bugs, mold, or bad smells and will trash anything that's dirty, so it's nothing that a deep cleaning with a wet-dry vac and buying a slipcover (which is a good idea when you have animals anyway) wouldn't solve. If she put some effort into thrifting she could've furnished the room properly with a sofa, a chair, and a nice wooden TV stand/entertainment center that might need a coat of shellack plus some lamps and shit with enough to buy a decent TV for probably right around $1000. I don't know if she's lazy, stupid, or just thinks thrifting is below her, but if it's the last one, all I have to say is: Dumpster Rollos.
Maybe it's just me but if a significant portion of your income is mooched off relatives, you should be making an attempt to tighten your budget, but clearly Chantal gives no fucks. It's just frustrating to see them turn what could be a decent little townhouse into a sad looking man cave hovel.
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Awww, it’s cute that you think that Miss Slag herself would have any idea of what the word “effort” even means. Effort does not exist in Slags world.
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Only fools who insist on parting ways with their money shop at places like Pure Kitchen Ottawa. What an obnoxious looking place, of course Chantal has to eat there. And buy overpriced juice from them too, that they will not deliver!
The $300 Vitamix that she bought 3 short months ago must have been left at Bibi's apartment.
The $300 Vitamix that she bought 3 short months ago must have been left at Bibi's apartment.
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Google says that most concrete balconies have a minimum weight limit of 40lbs per square foot. That’s a small balcony and she’s a heavy gorl soooooo
and doesnt that balcony already have a huge a/c unit on it taking up a lot of the room? We a math mathematician to do a bit of number running and formulate if our gorl will take the balcony down if she decides to get out on it.
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Pretty soon this "luxury apt" will have its own "health food graveyard". Hopefully Peetz likes to clean cabinets.
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Pure Kitchen lets Cuntal expensively indulge in her Instagram Influencer Skinny Yogic Latte Lifestyle Queen fantasy that she will never achieve in a thousand lifetimes.
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Either 100 or 200 subscribers a day. What a strange coincidence. Is she buying subscribers?
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She always looks so miserable eating vegan or vegetarian meals, like the veggie burger she tried from Wendy’s a month or so ago (I think it was Wendy’s at least) and she sat in her car eating it looking very irritated that it wasn’t as orgasm producing as meat.
As for Sham and his fall, cats are a lot more sturdy than dogs so he’s probably fine. Having seen a dog fall like that down the stairs I’d be a lot more worried but cats are goofy little things.
As for Sham and his fall, cats are a lot more sturdy than dogs so he’s probably fine. Having seen a dog fall like that down the stairs I’d be a lot more worried but cats are goofy little things.
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Juicing is probably not for Chantal; all she needs is more sugar.
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Juicing in a blender is a pain in the ass.
The problem with whizzing up "juice" in a Vitamix isn't just that all the bulk roughage is still there, it's that shit heats up quick. Cold ingredients become hot soup in three minutes at supersonic speed. Everything needs to be as cold as possible to not come out as warm puree when you're finished. Then you might want to strain out the pulpier bits so you don't choke on the texture.
Lukewarm kale, spinach and mango smoothie with extra leaf stems and gritty bits. Yum.