Star Wars Griefing Thread (SPOILERS) - Safety off

[Michael Jacks0n]

A guy on twitter by the name of @StevenWayneArt redesigned some of the characters from High Republic to look way more interesting and twitter's getting on his ass for "SeXuALiZaTiOn" because of course they are.

Spoiler: Art

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He said he took inspiration from Frank Frazetta and 80's and 90's Star Wars comics. Gotta say, I find these designs are way more visually interesting than the canon ones. (Not to mention that he gave them skin tones that don't look sickly, which cannot be said for the original.) These characters look like ones you'd have fun watching, whether it be exploring a new planet, navigating Coruscant's seedy underworld, or fighting Sith.

I like how SJWs preach about "muh sexual positivity!" whilst condemning the religious right as being puritans, meanwhile they shriek at sexually-suggestive fictional characters.

 

[The Decimator]

Don’t ask questions...

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Just consume product and then get excited for next products

 

[Flexo]

I think an all-female Star Wars series could work - here's my pitch!

The Vengeful Valkyries are a collection of (very attractive) women who lost their men to the wars. The Valkyries' partners were from both the Empire and Rebellion, so as a group they want to kill as many combatants as possible. Each episodes focuses on them killing a general (or whatever) who was responsible for the battle which killed their man! It would alternate between killing a Rebel and Imperial target.

Nah, still don't like the pitch that much.

Ok so, hear me out on this.

. . .

Spoiler

We give them all green skin.

It's like printing money!

 

[Adamska]

A guy on twitter by the name of @StevenWayneArt redesigned some of the characters from High Republic to look way more interesting and twitter's getting on his ass for "SeXuALiZaTiOn" because of course they are.

Spoiler: Art

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He said he took inspiration from Frank Frazetta and 80's and 90's Star Wars comics. Gotta say, I find these designs are way more visually interesting than the canon ones. (Not to mention that he gave them skin tones that don't look sickly, which cannot be said for the original.) These characters look like ones you'd have fun watching, whether it be exploring a new planet, navigating Coruscant's seedy underworld, or fighting Sith.

"How dare our heroes look good" screams the insecure weirdos who want to make everyone as miserable as they and get surprised when their babybrain garbage fails. Seriously, I can tell this used Frazetta as inspiration; they scream action adventure and something I'd probably be interested reading.

It's like printing money!

Eh, still not that interested since it sounds like schlock, but boring sexploitation schlock.

 

[Mississippi Motorboater]

^People complaining about the redesign for the male Jedi looking too overtly masculine and muscly with He-Man vibes, therefore clashing with what Jedi are supposed to look like, seem to have forgotten that Quinlan Vos exists.

I think an all-female Star Wars series could work - here's my pitch!

The Vengeful Valkyries are a collection of (very attractive) women who lost their men to the wars. The Valkyries' partners were from both the Empire and Rebellion, so as a group they want to kill as many combatants as possible. Each episodes focuses on them killing a general (or whatever) who was responsible for the battle which killed their man! It would alternate between killing a Rebel and Imperial target.

Make one of the pilots a Twi'lek or a Zeltron and put her in a skin-tight pilot jumpsuit a la Alema Rar, and this show will have my unwavering endorsement.

 

[Zaryiu]

Guys you are my only hope to solve this very annoying problem I have or least the part that's related to this thread, anyone has or can point me toward getting the Dark Horse Star Wars comics online that not annoyingly slow? Every torrent I found has more leechers than seeders and that slow my downloaded said torrents to less than 5k./sneed

 

[Fluoxetine Man]

People complaining about the redesign for the male Jedi looking too overtly masculine and muscly with He-Man vibes, therefore clashing with what Jedi are supposed to look like, seem to have forgotten that Quinlan Vos exists.

I like it because it clashes. Seeing the unholy love-child of Conan and Guts with a lightsabre makes me want to know what his deal is and what he gets up too. Which is probably why the Mickey Youth hate it, much too exciting and stimulating for boys.

 

[Creep3r]

Guys you are my only hope to solve this very annoying problem I have or least the part that's related to this thread, anyone has or can point me toward getting the Dark Horse Star Wars comics online that not annoyingly slow? Every torrent I found has more leechers than seeders and that slow my downloaded said torrents to less than 5k./sneed

Let's discuss this in private. Too many onlookers out here.

 

[Rakdos92]

I like it because it clashes. Seeing the unholy love-child of Conan and Guts with a lightsabre makes me want to know what his deal is and what he gets up too. Which is probably why the Mickey Youth hate it, much too exciting and stimulating for boys.

I do like the idea of that guy being a deeply religious jedi with a strong appreciation for the ideals the Old Republic is supposed to stand for and a patriot for it.
Like Superman or Captain America if you understand my point.

 

[Puddleduck]

^People complaining about the redesign for the male Jedi looking too overtly masculine and muscly with He-Man vibes, therefore clashing with what Jedi are supposed to look like, seem to have forgotten that Quinlan Vos exists.


Make one of the pilots a Twi'lek or a Zeltron and put her in a skin-tight pilot jumpsuit a la Alema Rar, and this show will have my unwavering endorsement.

That's the plan!

 

[Haramburger]

Guys you are my only hope to solve this very annoying problem I have or least the part that's related to this thread, anyone has or can point me toward getting the Dark Horse Star Wars comics online that not annoyingly slow? Every torrent I found has more leechers than seeders and that slow my downloaded said torrents to less than 5k./sneed

4chan /co/ has a Win'O'Clock general thread where new comics are posted to direct download links for typically a week or two, unless it's a hotter/ongoing series that warrants a semi-permanent link. If you lurk moar and learn how to ask nicely in imageboard culture, they often fulfill requests for back issues or mini-series that may not be current.


checking the archive at a glance:

 

[nanny911]

Guys you are my only hope to solve this very annoying problem I have or least the part that's related to this thread, anyone has or can point me toward getting the Dark Horse Star Wars comics online that not annoyingly slow? Every torrent I found has more leechers than seeders and that slow my downloaded said torrents to less than 5k./sneed

I use readcomiconline.to, just make sure you have AdBlock because there's a shitload of porn ads. They have every Star Wars comic I've looked for so far.

 

[Sammy]

I hope this hasn't been posted in here before (I've got better things to do with my time than check 1.5k pages of for one YouTube link, but uh, you'll have to take my word on that rather than fact check that reasoning), but this youtuber feller seems to be hitting a lot of the nails brought up here squarely on the head and gettin' it done in under fifteen minutes.

Just thought these people here'd enjoy this.

EDIT: being informed I'm late to the punch on this one. It showed up randomly "up next" on my youtube, I'd never seen the guy before. Ah well. Gonna leave it up 'cause its still a good watch.

 

[Flexo]

I hope this hasn't been posted in here before (I've got better things to do with my time than check 1.5k pages of for one YouTube link, but uh, you'll have to take my word on that rather than fact check that reasoning), but this youtuber feller seems to be hitting a lot of the nails brought up here squarely on the head and gettin' it done in under fifteen minutes.

Just thought these people here'd enjoy this.

You are late but you are right that the drinker has a few fans here.

 

[Table Country]

I hope this hasn't been posted in here before (I've got better things to do with my time than check 1.5k pages of for one YouTube link, but uh, you'll have to take my word on that rather than fact check that reasoning), but this youtuber feller seems to be hitting a lot of the nails brought up here squarely on the head and gettin' it done in under fifteen minutes.

Just thought these people here'd enjoy this.

Drinker's pretty good. I just wish he wouldn't roll trailer footage all the goddamn time. I know he has to so he doesn't get copyright struck into oblivion, but I miss actually being able to see the movie/show that's being criticized in the video which is critical of it.

 

[Michael Jacks0n]

You may fire Kathleen Kennedy when ready.

 

[Gallofag]

You may fire Kathleen Kennedy when ready.

Sadly in our dreams.

 

[Notgoodwithusernames]

The only all-female Star Wars I would ever approve would be a lesbian porno.

oh hai dobson

 

[Michael Jacks0n]

oh hai dobson

I'd have no objections to this, either:

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[Cactuar King]

I'd have no objections to this, either:

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I mean, it'd be nice if she were attractive in any way.