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How will Chris cope with reality when shit really hits the fan, when Chris runs out of excuses?
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- Thread starter champthom
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he will shit himself and do nothing
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I’m guessing other people will eventually sort things out for him and Chris will go ‘This was fated’ or something and continue playing with his toys.
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Panic, go into hedgehog defense mode, shit his pants and do nothing.
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Who is your favorite failed troll? Even obscure failures count Kiwis; so give me them please!
But it's more fun if someone tries to assemble Chris' lore so try at your own free will.
Don't question Chris at this point; he doesn't make sense whatsoever and any lore he has established easily falls apart.
But it's more fun if someone tries to assemble Chris' lore so try at your own free will.
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deadson
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There's a thread for trolls here, fave and hated alike.
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deadson
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It's the same thing. Post your shit there.
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He will probably never cope with reality. He never has to work thanks to the tugboat. The biggest thing that will make him cope with reality is Barb eventually dying, which will result in him losing the house eventually (either immediately due to Barb's debts or not long after due to maintenance/costs) and then moving into a group home or shitty studio apartment.
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Pretty sure Nick Rekieta said in his Idea Guys livestream that Barb has a reverse mortgage on the house, which means that when she dies the bank takes the house. She's completely fucked Chris over and is still taking half of his tugboat for "mortgage" payments.
EDIT: I was wrong.
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Cardboard Box Mountain
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No, man. It's another mortgage taken out after the first was paid off, not a reverse mortgage. Why does this keep popping up over and over like a bad nickel?
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I assumed that all of Nick's info came right from Null, so I figured it would be accurate.
Cardboard Box Mountain
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I was getting info about stuff like this via posts by Marvin. Null DGAF about Chris for a very long time now because Chris would not accept his generous offer of helping get his shit together so as not to become homeless.
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This was a mistake Null made literally years ago and corrected at some point. She just got another mortgage after the first was paid off by Bob, after he died.
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Chris is keeping with the Weston tradition of hording. He'll take garbage bag filled funko pops to his new apt, and buy more until he's kicked out.
Man, Barb really spent so much on Bell and court fees.
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Shit just got real.
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At this point, why doesn't Chris host his own Psychic Companions Network. Just livestream himself talking to magi-chan, sonic and mewtwo about merge events and happenings in CWCville?
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He probably believes in "the trolls" and is probably too damn lazy.
deadson
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If he wasn't so lazy, he might. But with his well known inconsistent supply and demand, that'd be a one time thing. Might not even happen with all the weens sniffing for any chance for attention.
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I just can't help but imagine Chris wearing a turban with a ruby on it spending 3 hours trying to divinate a rock to move 1.2 mm to the right of his palm.