🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

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I watched this, so now you have to watch it. I'm sorry.

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Whats she doin´ simpin for the Killstream? If she lost idk 20-30 pounds she could date almost any guy, goddamit woman have some standards.
Why do some women colour their hair florescent colours? Its like a fucking stop sign for anything but a one night stand.
 
Why do some women colour their hair florescent colours? Its like a fucking stop sign for anything but a one night stand.
You're making me reach back into my 2015 memes folder, but where's the lie?
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Probably late, but this screams Green card marriage if ever there was one. That must really sting any of his far right paypiggies that Ethan contributed to immigration fraud.
Last I saw, she's staying in the UK.

Could be they said that to cover up their immigration fraud, but they know better than most what weaponized autism can uncover. It'd be a risk.
 
Fair enough. Gotta admit though, it's pretty weird.

Not really

"Now that I've visited you a few times because you sure can't get into the UK with your felony, I realize that I fucking hate America. Especially your part of America. When are you moving here? How's that pardon coming Ethan?"

"Uh, well you see my fetching bride, there is a five year waiting period for a pardon from the end of my sentence, which includes parole may I remind you, and here in Tennessee I must have both a compelling reason to be granted a pardon and display exemplary citizenship since my release. Now I know what you're thinking about the Killstream, but I am a professional writer, darling, and I will spin my on air follies in a positive light as surely as Jade is sumptuous"
 
Can someone explain to me why the gunt gets to brag about never paying back his student loans? How does that work in the US exactly? Over in the country I live you basically don't have to pay back your student loans when you're unemployed, but the moment you file income tax they will know and start demanding you start paying back. This all happens automatically, granted, all student loans here are granted by the state and I believe in the US you have private institutions giving out student loans?

Still, I find it odd that the gunt can brag about making 50-200k a year while dolphin laughing about never paying a dime of the money he borrowed back. How come they're not on his ass yet?
 
idk anything about Dick but is what this guy saying about Dick Masterson true? That he just keeps 80s Girl around to spite Maddox and sought out another relationship? Dick's only response is that his infidelity makes him chad? Can't believe these guys live life in such a frenzy and everything they touch seems so chaotic.

"Why do you care about his relationship?" was the unironic response.
"You're nobody."
"I am famous."
Idubbz could say these things. Albeit Dick's problem isn't being pathetic. Ralph is just running interference.

Though I won't care too much, this guy saying it is pretty lame.
 
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Gotta love all the nervous belly laughing at this not funny interview while they put off having to be confronted by Jessie

Edit: Ralph and the boys are gunt gaurding dick so hard,

Asking him questions and cutting him off straight away, changing the subject whenever he goes in on dick

Edit2: Ralph kicked him to protect dick, what a pussy
 
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Ethan kicked the only person who brought the drama and then no one else wanted to stay on...lol..way to cannibalize your show there bud.

I bet I know what makes Dick RAGE this week, it's going onto a drama stream run by drunks amd watched exclusively by trolls, and not loving how it comes back around to him.
 
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Gotta love all the nervous belly laughing at this not funny interview while they put off having to be confronted by Jessie

Edit: Ralph and the boys are gunt gaurding dick so hard,

Asking him questions and cutting him off straight away, changing the subject whenever he goes in on dick

Edit2: Ralph kicked him to protect dick, what a pussy
In his defense, Jesse is an autismo
 
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