Horrorcow Jacob Sockness / Michiro Hutaki / Agian Siin / Jacob JS / Darkseed2012 / RamleIronHeart / luvshak214 - Exceptional Occultist/UFOlogist on a Tugboat, Lolcow Chaser, CWC Stalker, BLOCKED BY CWC

[wenttobermuda]

@Duff did out me as the true and honest Jacob. Duff also accused me of ill deeds that the FAKE Jacob on twitter is doing too. But, FAKE Jacob should be called Jakob. The K is for FAKE. He's been trolling me for months.

Jakob sucks. I ship Jacob and CWC, but Jakob bores the hell out of me. It must suck to be spoofed by such a feeble, unimaginative troll.

 

[Chad Nasty]

Jakob sucks. I ship Jacob and CWC, but Jakob bores the hell out of me. It must suck to be spoofed by such a feeble, unimaginative troll.

Christine has already reached out to me about this. CWC is sick of the fake sockness and loves me. Look, these chat-logs prove it. That FAKE Jakob is finished and will never get the CWC forgiveness blessings

EDIT: For Jakob, this is the SHA2 checksum for the convo: 75fb4a529ce8019071aa285660ae87f81d5609be74dee6b6c142dff68cebd074
Check for yourself

Spoiler: Proof CWC wants the REAL Sockness Snake

 

[wenttobermuda]

Christine has already reached out to me about this. CWC is sick of the fake sockness and loves me. Looks, these chatlogs prove it. That FAKE Jakob is finished and will never get the CWC forgiveness blessings

Spoiler: Proof CWC want the REAL Sockness Snake

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Damn Jacob, you are yoked. Jakob has nothing on you.

But this dimensional merge business...is it going to kill us all? While I support your goal of coming in CWC's butthole, I'm not ready to die. Please don't kill us by raw dogging CWC. Maybe just get him to blow you?

 

[Chad Nasty]

Damn Jacob, you are yoked. Jakob has nothing on you.

But this dimensional merge business...is it going to kill us all? While I support your goal of coming in CWC's butthole, I'm not ready to die. Please don't kill us by raw dogging CWC. Maybe just get him to blow you?

Thx, unlike the FAKE Sockness, I workout.

The dimensional merge isn't going to kill anyone since CWC has begged to become my sissy slut and I told her not to do anything. Christine is also begging to dome me while flipping off pictures of Jakob because she's so pissed. I'm too busy making 10k-a-day with my 10-inch dong right now to go to Ruckersville tho.

Jacob, if you're reading this, you aren't wanted.

 

[Trombonista]

I could get used to this Liquid Sockness saga.

 

[Black Yoshi]

Christine has already reached out to me about this. CWC is sick of the fake sockness and loves me. Look, these chat-logs prove it. That FAKE Jakob is finished and will never get the CWC forgiveness blessings

Spoiler: Proof CWC wants the REAL Sockness Snake

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This is as obvious as JenkinsJinkies Jacob... That obvious iPhone photo editor paint smear wouldn't even fool a retarded toddler. As for Chris' texts it also doesn't add up, he has a distinct typing style and it clearly looks like a ween's attempt to mimic it.

Thx, unlike the FAKE Sockness, I workout.

Chronic masturbation doesn't count.

 

[Chad Nasty]

This is as obvious as JenkinsJinkies Jacob... That obvious iPhone photo editor paint smear wouldn't even fool a exceptional toddler. As for Chris' texts it also doesn't add up, he has a distinct typing style and it clearly looks like a I HAVE AUTISM PLEASE LAUGH AT ME's attempt to mimic it.

Fooling who? Because I wanted to see what I look like with an Arab man's beard? But, astute analysis deputy dickweed. Maybe if you were smarter you'd catch on.

Chronic masturbation doesn't count.

You probably have small girly muscles and aren't aware of exercises outside of ones related to your crippling futanari addiction

 

[Chad Nasty]

FAKE Jakob responded:

Jacob Sockness AKA the original Chris Kink on Twitter: "https://t.co/…

archived 1 May 2020 12:45:47 UTC

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Jacob Sockness AKA the original Chris Kink on Twitter: "A Liquid Jake…

archived 1 May 2020 12:58:43 UTC

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Too bad he's never talked to Christine when she was super horny for his cock, so he doesn't know what CWC types like. He can try to deny it all he wants, but everyone can see he is fat & ugly. Christine has made it clear to me with messages that I will not share that Jakob is fat and gross. He has no mass, no money. He'll never be me. CWC wants me, not him. She won't message me publicly because she's worried that her thirst for me might cause her troubles with that autistic jerk.

Lastly, I can't believe that fat tard is calling ME a troll. He's been the one making a bunch of sock accounts in my name.

Jakob, just give it up already.

 

[The Un-Clit]

FAKE Jakob responded:

Jacob Sockness AKA the original Chris Kink on Twitter: "https://t.co/…

archived 1 May 2020 12:45:47 UTC

archive.li

Jacob Sockness AKA the original Chris Kink on Twitter: "A Liquid Jake…

archived 1 May 2020 12:58:43 UTC

archive.li

Too bad he's never talked to Christine when she was super horny for his cock, so he doesn't know what CWC types like. He can try to deny it all he wants, but everyone can see he is fat & ugly. Christine has made it clear to me with messages that I will not share that Jakob is fat and gross. He has no mass, no money. He'll never be me. CWC wants me, not him. She won't message me publicly because she's worried that her thirst for me might cause her troubles with that autistic jerk.

Lastly, I can't believe that fat tard is calling ME a troll. He's been the one making a bunch of sock accounts in my name.

Jakob, just give it up already.

Fakeass Jakob has nasty stretch-marks that I know perfectly well the REAL and HONEST Jacob Sockness couldn't have, because Jacob, unlike Jakob, is NOT FAT, simply huggably manly.

Ignore this fake-ass Jake. Keep focussed on your goal of bare-backing CWC's anus until it turns into the black(brown?) hole that will spew out the merge!

 

[timewave0]

Thx, unlike the FAKE Sockness, I workout.

The dimensional merge isn't going to kill anyone since CWC has begged to become my sissy slut and I told her not to do anything. Christine is also begging to dome me while flipping off pictures of Jakob because she's so pissed. I'm too busy making 10k-a-day with my 10-inch dong right now to go to Ruckersville tho.

Jacob, if you're reading this, you aren't wanted.

Q predicted this

 

[wenttobermuda]

Ignore this fake-ass Jake. Keep focussed on your goal of bare-backing CWC's anus until it turns into the black(brown?) hole that will spew out the merge!

I would like to show my support by making a donation. I know Jacob's loaded, but does he have a Patreon? I'm afraid it might be beneath him.

Jakob, aka Fake-ob, doesn't have Jacob's mass or style. He resembles a spider: giant jelly gut and spindly little limbs. Those aren't the kind of arms for hugging a Goddess. That's why I ship Jacob and CWC. Literally. I spent 4 hours today writing a fanfic.

 

[Chad Nasty]

I didn't want to do this. But the fake Sockness has pushed to far. Not only did he call me fat, but he didn't believe that Christine loves me. He even doubted my chatlogs. Guess what, buddy? They're all real. I didn't want to be harsh, but you are unwanted. Go ahead, read this log if you want. I put it in a spoiler so you wouldn't weep like the little baby you are.

I've got the stamina of a sled dog and the muscles of a bull. Don't worry, I'll send you pics

>inb4 butthurt

Spoiler: reality check 4 fakob

EDIT: Oh, and "Jakob", did I ever show you the fundraiser I started?

 

[Black Yoshi]

Fooling who? Because I wanted to see what I look like with an Arab man's beard? But, astute analysis deputy dickweed. Maybe if you were smarter you'd catch on.


You probably have small girly muscles and aren't aware of exercises outside of ones related to your crippling futanari addiction

Alright I'll indulge you. Prove that yourself by singing along to the most retarded love song ever, post the video on twitter, and link it here. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=srIIre8mvV4&frags=pl,wn

Also your profile pic is a obvious shop and the "Arab Beard" photo is you obviously covering where your flesh tones differ.

 

[Chad Nasty]

Alright I'll indulge you. Prove that yourself by singing along to the most exceptional love song ever, post the video on twitter, and link it here. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=srIIre8mvV4&frags=pl,wn

Also your profile pic is a very well crafted and well made shop and the "Arab Beard" photo is you obviously trying to figure out how you'd look with an arab beard.

I've already provided enough proof. I'm sorry I can't dumb it down for you any more.

 

[Black Yoshi]

I've already provided enough proof. I'm sorry I can't dumb it down for you any more.

Sounds to me like you're pussying out. Fulfill my challenge and I'll believe you.

 

[Chad Nasty]

Sounds to me like you're pussying out. Fulfill my challenge and I'll believe you.

Why would I put effort into proving who I am to some soiboi autist on the internet who can't even post his face pics like I am?

 

[Black Yoshi]

Why would I put effort into proving who I am to some soiboi autist on the internet who can't even post his face pics like I am?

1. Only a r.e. ta. rd would post a picture of themselves here.

2. Your shops are so obvious it's like Chis made them. That one of you "flexing" had an obvious difference in quality between your head and body, and not in a way induced by camera angle.

The quarentine must be doing a number on mental health if you think pulling a Liquid Jacob is a good idea...

 

[Chad Nasty]

1. Only a r.e. ta. rd would post a picture of themselves here.

2. Your shops are so obvious it's like Chis made them. That one of you "flexing" had an obvious difference in quality between your head and body, and not in a way induced by camera angle.

The quarentine must be doing a number on mental health if you think pulling a Liquid Jacob is a good idea...

Be mad bro. You must be that fake Sockness

 

[Baguette Child]

This thread has more autism in the last few pages than Jacob himself has in his whole body.

 

[Monolith]

Mods please make these tards stop tard raging at each other