Lolcow Melinda Leigh Scott & Marshall Castersen - Sue-happy couple. Flat earth conspiracists. Pretending to be Jewish. Believe Kiwi Farms is protected by the Masonic Order. 0-6 on lawsuits. Marshall is dead.

[Burmese Rice Farmer]

Is this like the whole "my dad can beat up your dad" thing, but now it's "my cuck can beat up your cuck"? Give me like an hour on Reddit and I'll amass a cuck army so we can hold a tournament. $80 pay-per-view will be a bargain.

Hell, I'd pay my life savings to see Marshall slapfight with bunch of losers from r/chonkers

 

[Karl der Grosse]

The only way Marshall could win a fight is if he snuck up behind someone and hit them with a brick.

 

[Burmese Rice Farmer]

The only way Marshall could win a fight is if he snuck up behind someone and hit them with a brick.

Don't overestimate Marshall's intelligence, he probably doesn't have the mental capacity to hold a brick, let alone sneak behind someone. Unless it involves rape.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

The only way Marshall could win a fight is if he snuck up behind someone and hit them with a brick.

Hitting a guy on the back isn't going to do much in a fight though, and bringing a ladder would be too noticeable to reach someones head.

 

[Karl der Grosse]

True story, one time Marshall was out at a bar and a really big guy got in an argument with him. Marshall took a swing, missed, and the dude grabbed Marshall, shucked his britches, and made Marshall suck his dick. Next night, Marshall comes back and the same thing happens. The third night when Marshall showed up to take a swing at the big guy the dude looked down at him and said "Say, you're not really coming back for a fight, are you?"

Then he made Marshall suck his dick again.

Hey Melinda, stick that erotic story in your next fuckfuck book.

 

[Burmese Rice Farmer]

True story, one time Marshall was out at a bar and a really big guy got in an argument with him. Marshall took a swing, missed, and the dude grabbed Marshall, shucked his britches, and made Marshall suck his dick. Next night, Marshall comes back and the same thing happens. The third night when Marshall showed up to take a swing at the big guy the dude looked down at him and said "Say, you're not really coming back for a fight, are you?"

Then he made Marshall suck his dick again.

Hey Melinda, stick that erotic story in your next fuckfuck book.

Well, it'll still get me harder than anything Melinda's gonna write.

 

[redcent]

True story, one time Marshall was out at a bar and a really big guy got in an argument with him. Marshall took a swing, missed, and the dude grabbed Marshall, shucked his britches, and made Marshall suck his dick. Next night, Marshall comes back and the same thing happens. The third night when Marshall showed up to take a swing at the big guy the dude looked down at him and said "Say, you're not really coming back for a fight, are you?"

Then he made Marshall suck his dick again.

Hey Melinda, stick that erotic story in your next fuckfuck book.

I just had a horrifying thought

Maybe this thread is her erotic novel

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

I just had a horrifying thought

Maybe this thread is her erotic novel

She get's off on being wrong all of the time and getting verbally beaten down? I knew it! Too bad that wont do very good sales numbers Melinda.

 

[Sir Dank-a-Lot]

My God - that stupid bitch is still here sperging? I’d think it was crazy, but she gave us a gem with “most people get investigated by CPS”. Bitch, no they don’t. Morons like you do simply because you lack the mental capacity to do the right thing since you’re so absorbed in yourself. It you’d spend more time with your kids instead of spending it here hoping that your next post will be the one that will make us believe you’re smart, then you probably wouldn’t be investigated by CPS.

Fucking idiot.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

My God - that stupid bitch is still here sperging? I’d think it was crazy, but she gave us a gem with “most people get investigated by CPS”. Bitch, no they don’t. Morons like you do simply because you lack the mental capacity to do the right thing since you’re so absorbed in yourself. It you’d spend more time with your kids instead of spending it here hoping that your next post will be the one that will make us believe you’re smart, then you probably wouldn’t be investigated by CPS.

Fucking idiot.

She just wants to reassure herself that everyone is as bad at parenting as she is.

 

[Trombonista]

The only way Marshall could win a fight is if he snuck up behind someone and hit them with a brick.

He'd sooner drop it on his foot.

 

[Viridian]

My God - that stupid bitch is still here sperging? I’d think it was crazy, but she gave us a gem with “most people get investigated by CPS”. Bitch, no they don’t. Morons like you do simply because you lack the mental capacity to do the right thing since you’re so absorbed in yourself. It you’d spend more time with your kids instead of spending it here hoping that your next post will be the one that will make us believe you’re smart, then you probably wouldn’t be investigated by CPS.

Fucking idiot.

She just wants to reassure herself that everyone is as bad at parenting as she is.

That's certainly part of it, because Clown Car Cunt can never admit she's wrong about anything like the true blue malignant narcissist she is. But I think the rest of her skewed and factually wrong perspective is the result of simple confirmation bias.

Think about it. The only people she has much interaction with (outside of the Farms) are all r.etarded white (and brown) trash hicks sucking on the government's teat just like her. A lot of them are likely in the same ridiculous imaginary "Netzarim" wannabe fake J.ew cult as she is, where you can claim any awful or depraved thing you want to do/get off to is allowed by the Torah (even when it's not) and therefore you're always right and allowed to sin and abuse others. It's no surprise that garbage people like that would all be beating, molesting, and neglecting their kids, and therefore end up in trouble with CPS.

Therefore Clown Car Cunt, being ignorant and intellectually disabled, would conclude that this must be the case everywhere. But it's not. She's flat out wrong. She'll never admit it though, just like she'll never admit her neglected child wasn't holding up his middle finger in that picture.

 

[TamarYaelBatYah]

The only way Marshall could win a fight is if he snuck up behind someone and hit them with a brick.

But of course you can only talk that sh*t behind a computer. You're too coward to talk that shit to his face, or even mine for that matter.

who’s gonna tell her that things like sexual abuse aren’t considered a violation of the 8th amendment...

Both of these quotes have been made by Melinda...let’s just take a minute to appreciate how hypocritical they are

There is not hypocrisy, only your lack of education. The first comment "most people" was a statistical report, not a value judgment. Learn the difference

that’s still less than half of the families in America alone... you can’t claim “most people have actually been investigated by CPS.”

That's just the 2019 census results on family units. It has nothing to do with parents who were "investigated by CPS."

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Liars go to hell, Melinda.

Census data isn't the same as being investigated by fucking CPS you stupid broad.

It's a quote from this link (49 million parents)

https://familypreservationfoundation.org/who-we-are/cps-statistics.html

She just wants to reassure herself that everyone is as bad at parenting as she is.

I clearly said I was a great parent. Check your glasses

My God - that stupid bitch is still here sperging? I’d think it was crazy, but she gave us a gem with “most people get investigated by CPS”. Bitch, no they don’t. Morons like you do simply because you lack the mental capacity to do the right thing since you’re so absorbed in yourself. It you’d spend more time with your kids instead of spending it here hoping that your next post will be the one that will make us believe you’re smart, then you probably wouldn’t be investigated by CPS.

Fucking idiot.

Go get therapy for your mommy issues and quit railing at me because mommy didn't give you enough attention growing up

 

[Rafal Gan Ganowicz]

If a pagan who doesn't know right from wrong thinks I'm insane, I'll take it as a compliment. Lots of people thought The Messiah was insane too. Big whoop

No, he would not have gotten a fair trial. And waiting for a trial while your 8th Amendment rights are being violated...I would have taken the plea bargain too




Of course, you can use "creative license" to call me a slut and a whore, but keep in mind that that is still based on a PAGAN construct of morality, not The Torah. I don't care about your pagan moral compass

And secondly, it doesn't matter how many times you say "kill yourself", it's not going to happen. My father committed suicide and I would never do the same thing to my own children.





More made up assumptions and tantrums. PASS





Because the verbal abuse here doesn't bother me. I can see past what you are doing.

LMFAO "Messiah..." So, you heretic, here's a question for you (obviously you'll ignore it) Earlier you derided the great State of Israel saying "if they were holy why haven't they triumphed? in 80 years" So answer me THIS: if the "Messiah" came to Earth over 2000 years ago, why isn't G_d's Kingdom on Earth already here? Maybe it's because Jesus (spare me the YAHOSHOWA!!!! autism) was a loudmouthed cuck and fake prophet who got exactly what he deserved, and is boiling in Hell in a river of piss and shit like your betters (actual Jewish rabbis) maintain?

 

[TamarYaelBatYah]

Get some education. Your brains are like cow pies of shit: dull and only good for fire starters

Learn the difference between being investigated and being found guilty

Learn the difference between suspect and convicted

Difference between Suspect and Accused | Suspect vs Accused

Suspect is a person who is believed to be the one who committed a crime being investigated. On the other hand, Accused refers to a person who is charged with a crime.

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What is the Difference Between Being "Charged" and Being "Convicted"? - C. Henry Fasoldt, Attorney at Law

Oftentimes people confuse being charged with being convicted. Some believe (mistakenly) that once a person is charged with a crime they are guilty; they follow the overly-simple maxim of “where there is smoke there is fire.” These people make for lousy jurors. Being charged with a crime merely...

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LMFAO "Messiah..." So, you heretic, here's a question for you (obviously you'll ignore it) Earlier you derided the great State of Israel saying "if they were holy why haven't they triumphed? in 80 years" So answer me THIS: if the "Messiah" came to Earth over 2000 years ago, why isn't G_d's Kingdom on Earth already here? Maybe it's because Jesus (spare me the YAHOSHOWA!!!! autism) was a loudmouthed cuck and fake prophet who got exactly what he deserved, and is boiling in Hell in a river of piss and shit like your betters (actual Trump's Chosen rabbis) maintain?

Here is my answer:

Problematic Passages in "The Gospels"

This writing focuses on a comparison of Yahushua's claims to be The Messiah in relation to The Torah ©2008©2018©2019

www.academia.edu

On a side note, The Kingdom of Elohim is already here. We are living in it every day, it's all around us

 

[Rafal Gan Ganowicz]

Careful, he was trained by spetsnaz, you know.

you spelled "SpazNetz" wrong

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

But of course you can only talk that sh*t behind a computer. You're too coward to talk that shit to his face, or even mine for that matter.

I have pretty bad knees due to my age and the constant damage I did to them when I was younger so I have a hard time bending down that low to say anything to his face. Maybe you should get him a step stool?

Also, you've clearly never worked on a farm before. Fresh cow manure is terrible as a fire starter. You have to dry it first for it to be of any use.

I clearly said I was a great parent. Check your glasses

Your children don't even know what a middle finger is and you can barely make ends meet. How are you a great parent?

 

[Rafal Gan Ganowicz]

Here is my answer:

Problematic Passages in "The Gospels"

This writing focuses on a comparison of Yahushua's claims to be The Messiah in relation to The Torah ©2008©2018©2019

www.academia.edu

On a side note, The Kingdom of Elohim is already here. We are living in it every day, it's all around us

So where's the Third Temple then??? You despicable pretender to Judaism.

 

[Kosher Salt]

It's a quote from this link (49 million parents)
https://familypreservationfoundation.org/who-we-are/cps-statistics.html

Nice job fucking up and posting the wrong link the first time, then.

So let's unpack that.

Their citation for that claim is a study (archive) which estimated that 37.4% of all children will experience a CPS investigation at some point before the age of 18 (and they estimate that 11.8% of children will experience a substantiated investigation, meaning that roughly 32% of the investigations are substantiated). First of all, that's an estimate, so they can't just cite it as though it's a fact.

Secondly, but more importantly, they appear to have somehow just mashed numbers together according to a secret magic formula (they don't say how; they just cite the census) to determine that 37.4% of children corresponds to "49 million parents." I don't know if they used average household size or number of adults with children under the age of 18 living under their roof or what; they just cited the fucking census so they could've done literally anything.

So we've got some bad (or questionable at best) math that was done by a biased public interest group which is clearly being alarmist and trying to spread fear among parents that the CPS will come take their kids away... the "FAMILY PRESERVATION FOUNDATION," a not-for-profit organization "dedicated to the idea of rescuing children from unwanted forced parental separation" (archive), which also goes under the name "Stop CPS From Legally Kidnapping Children" (archive). That's your source.

And finally, as @lamp pointed out, 49 million parents would not even be "most;" it would be less than half.

I was really going to rail at you harder for fucking up, but frankly your mistake was reading the "FAMILY PRESERVATION FOUNDATION" and being gullible, because they failed to adequately explain their source or their reasoning and all you did was grab the closest citation that they provided (maybe because you thought that it would be more a credible source to cite than an article from the "FAMILY PRESERVATION FOUNDATION").

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

2018 saw 2,402,827 referrals, some of which would be multiple referrals for the same family. There were 73,993,353 children in the United States at the time. 1,924,000 cases were screened out.
So 3.247355205000644% (or 3.3%) of the child population.
80.0723481132849% (or 80.1%) were screened out.

https://www.acf.hhs.gov/sites/default/files/cb/cm2018.pdf#page=21

Nice job fucking up and posting the wrong link the first time, then.

So let's unpack that.

Their citation for that claim is a study (archive) which estimated that 37.4% of all children will experience a CPS investigation at some point before the age of 18 (and they estimate that 11.8% of children will experience a substantiated investigation, meaning that roughly 32% of the investigations are substantiated). First of all, that's an estimate, so they can't just cite it as though it's a fact.

Secondly, but more importantly, they appear to have somehow just mashed numbers together according to a secret magic formula (they don't say how; they just cite the census) to determine that 37.4% of children corresponds to "49 million parents." I don't know if they used average household size or number of adults with children under the age of 18 living under their roof or what; they just cited the fucking census so they could've done literally anything.

So we've got some bad (or questionable at best) math that was done by a biased public interest group which is clearly being alarmist and trying to spread fear among parents that the CPS will come take their kids away... the "FAMILY PRESERVATION FOUNDATION," a not-for-profit organization "dedicated to the idea of rescuing children from unwanted forced parental separation" (archive), which also goes under the name "Stop CPS From Legally Kidnapping Children" (archive). That's your source.

And finally, as @lamp pointed out, 49 million parents would not even be "most;" it would be less than half.

I was really going to rail at you harder for fucking up, but frankly your mistake was reading the "FAMILY PRESERVATION FOUNDATION" and being gullible, because they failed to adequately explain their source or their reasoning and all you did was grab the closest citation that they provided (maybe because you thought that it would be more a credible source to cite than an article from the "FAMILY PRESERVATION FOUNDATION").

Yes...Their math was flawed.