Chantal Sarault / Chantal Al-Refae / Foodie Beauty - Delusional drug fiend hamplanet mukbanger from Canada trying to be a glamorous online influencer. Pathological liar, huge bitch, narcissist, animal abuser

The video begins with a discussion of which cartoon teenage girl reminds Peetz the most of himself and he picks the perky beautiful blonde and near the end of the video talking about Tony Stark's net worth and work ethic as though he were an actual person and then we have a tutorial on developing a demonic voice that can be used to torture cats. I made it through the whole video but it did exceed the level of autism that I can comfortably tolerate. Might need to lie down or something after this one.

also, I am sort of triggered by Chantal saying that people are "lucky" if their cats don't constantly walk up and down the kitchen counters and sink. It isn't "luck" it is because the first time the cat jumped up on a food area the pet owners moved the cat and told it to stop doing that and they never let the cat be on the counter without stopping it. This is simple stuff. I know she is stupid but can anyone be that stupid to really think it is impossible to teach a cat that it isn't allowed to jump on surfaces that humans need to make food?


So that kabuki hair dust or whatever... does that like rub off on furniture like jerri curl juice? I imagine most people shower it off before bed so it doesn't get on the sheets. Obviously, Chantal doesn't shower it off daily... I'm scarred.

imo, you are being generous to assume that someone who thinks it is a good idea to shake powder on his or her head to mimic hair would be conscientious enough to care about furniture or bedding. You are being even more generous with the modifier ~ daily ~ which implies that Chantal showers just less often than everyday when in reality she has most likely given up on the practice entirely.



ETA : I just need to say that I am totally done with Peetz being in every single video. He is officially overexposed.
 
  • she jokes that she's going to try to make him look "a little less serial killer"
  • she tells him he's going to get "a faceful of pupa" as she leans over him, to which he responds "boobs!"
  • she's never done a man bun, so she'll just do it how she does his bun
  • laughs that they have the same amount of hair
  • when women live together their cycles sync up; is male-pattern baldness synced? Peetz thinks no
  • he looks better in a bun than she does
  • Peetz has a phobia of people's hands around his eyes
  • "Geisha Peetz!" as she puts his foundation on
  • "dat highlight tho"
  • she wonders if men naturally have thicker eyebrows than women
  • she happens to find a bra while digging through her purse; how did that get there?
  • Peetz says wearing makeup is a little weird to him, but he seems to be feeling his look
  • "It's good to be someone totally different once in a while." Chantal tells him he should be happy being himself
  • he wouldn't mind being Tony Stark due to his wealth
  • Peetz does a falsetto voice that scares Sam from the kitchen
  • Sam jumps from the counter to the table near the camera and it's the cutest part of the video
  • it's Sam's birthday today
fin: almost slit my wrists but made it through. I recommend 1.75.
 
So that kabuki hair dust or whatever... does that like rub off on furniture like jerri curl juice? I imagine most people shower it off before bed so it doesn't get on the sheets. Obviously, Chantal doesn't shower it off daily... I'm scarred.

With all her bodily fluids leaking all over those sheets and countless farts preserved in the mattress fabric, I don't think that's a big concern.
 
So Peetz just brings up Tony Stark and starts sperging about a fictional man's work ethic and wealth? Bless him, his autism knows no bounds.

It is actually Chantal that points out that Tony Stark has to "work hard for his money" and Peetz doesn't really respond to Chantal's comment but transitions to talk about Tony Stark's financial security in retirement.
 
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This looks like a women's watch. The face is very small.
 
Is he going to troon out?

A man can only dream.

This looks like a women's watch. The face is very small.


If, by transitioning, Peetz halves the number of men who could tolerate Chantal beyond the bedroom, he will have completely redeemed himself in my eyes. Imagine how assmad the ogress would get if she-Peetz gets more male attention than her. You go gorl! Stick it to the patriarchy!
 
When the sleep paralysis hits :melchett:

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Maybe it's just my brain that's melting, but has her face very suddenly become very spherical? Like REALLY suddenly. It sort of startled me in the one video thumbnail a few days ago with how round it was, and now this.

Has her 2020 marathon binge suddenly caught up with her face? It used to be more oblong.

... is this what prompted the vegan phase?
 
Can someone institutionalize this
There is thousands of “I did my boyfriend (or male friend) makeup” on YouTube yet these two managed to make it look absolutely weird and exceptional.

Also for anyone who said Peetz looks less like a serial killer now that he shaved... I don’t agree. It’s all in the eyes. *shivers*
Shaved, eh? Well, there goes his chance to be in that Z ZTop video.
 
What a pair!

Holy fucking shit guys, I just looked up this brand of vegan "yogurt". This is taken directly from their website. http://www.lovelegrand.com/products/creamy-vanilla/
Serving size is 28 grams (2 TBSP). In the 4 oz. container in her hand, there are SIX servings. Which means the 4 oz. has a total of:
840 calories
84 g fat
12 g carbs
12 g protein

For comparison, Chobani Vanilla Greek Yogurt Nutritional information for 5.3 oz (1.3 oz MORE than the 4 oz. portion Fatty ate.)
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edit: too many words; adding chobani nutritional info
 
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