So...the food in the healthfood graveyard is getting gravier. Instead, she's gonna tuck away a breakfast that would make Amberlynn throw up. I mean,
everyone has half a loaf of bread with a Belgian waffle, right?
And as if the Belgian waffle by itself weren't enough, she pours goddamned maple syrup on
TOP of it. Lady, there is no excuse...
In addition to the waffles, butter, strawberry syrup and maple syrup and her thick slices of toast, she also has a mound of hashedbrowns, bacon, eggs
and sausages. I can't imagine why she isn't having a bowl of Froot Loops on the side.
She blows off the whole plant-based thing in one fell swoop as she admits being crabby to Peetz yesterday... (Gee, and I got tagged 'optimistic' for predicting that. I know our gorl)
Her ill-defined despair is gone; she is giggly and salivating. Peetz appears as little more than a trolly-looking halfwit.
She deserves it though. She was a hero. She helped save Rina's cat's life all day. She she is hungry and she deserves a reward. (I am confused about the timeline here, because this was clearly filmed the same day as the makeover video)
She puts ketchup on her freakin' sausages as she confesses eating Peetz' pizza yesterday (why are they in the same clothes? I am lost...) She looks like an absolute psycho as she tells him, getting squinty-eyed and curling her lips, baring her teeth...
She then fucking tics after she fesses up about the pizza. I have no idea what she tic-says but it's something like "Not if I been beezin'" in that tic voice she has, but only "beezin'" is clearly intelligible. Peetz ignores it. She seems unaware immediately after, and puts ketchup on the hashedbrowns. The Heart Attack Grill would ask you to sign a waiver for that breakfast...
So the Q&A starts...
Second question is "is there anything Chantal does that gets on your nerves" "Wait wait!", shouts Clotso excitedly. She wants to guess what fucked up thing she does. This oughta be good... But no, she only stops him so she can do a fake "shhh" and give an autistic "sign language" version. She thinks this catchphrase will make her The Fonz I guess, to use an archaic example.
She then orders Peetz to be kind as he answers the question, as she flails at the pancake with her knife and fork, her chins flapping.
Peetz dodges the question. Chantal demands an answer. Peetz, choosing his words carefully and walking on eggshells says "sometimes, you can be...a little much" Chantal gives a weezy, rehearsed mock exclamation of shock and bemusement at the absurdity of such a claim...
Fingers in her mouth, maw gaping open, fat flubbering around. She has always been beastly, but she really looks scary-crazy-bizarre these days... She leans back and gives him a sideways look that says "you must be kidding, right?" which seems to surprise Peetz, who laughs uneasily and emits a "wha--?" Then there is an edit, and Chantal loudly announces "All right,
next question!!!" Even such a timid and fair remark by Peetz set her off it seems. Never criticize the Queen.
Peetz says there's no difference to how they live now as to before. Clotso seems to be monitoring his answer very closely, nodding when he says the right thing, and tells him "that's good!" It's almost like this is some kind of weird public relations survey she is doing through Peetz, and Peetz had better give the right answers.
Peetz's favorite vacation was one of the times he went to Scotland. The last time was when he was 14, 22 years ago.
Listening to his answers, I really think he is on the spectrum or has something else really wrong with him. He thinks he might be on the spectrum too. I wonder how much Chantal might be taking advantage of him. He is far more autistic than she is.
He admits it is difficult for him to talk to people he doesn't know.
Chantal thinks that people from California, Hollywood eat only Pinkberry with salad greens on it.
Peetz gets a couple of cracks in about Clotso's "stubbly little legs" and even goes so far as to say "even if you lost the weight, you still got those stubby little legs"
Peetz is asked to name his three favorite things about Clotso, and she gives this idiot pose:
Note that she polished off that entire breakfast and is down to remnants of her waffle. Peetz is at a complete loss for words, but Clotso won't let him off the hook. He throws out "fun", "her laugh", and after a struggle, "you help me a lot" and "you cook" She lets him off the hook then "there ya go, you already named three", she says magnanimously.
Around this time, Clotso seems to be getting heartburn and starts emitting burps. She finishes up the last of her waffle (whole meal gone in about 15 minutes), and immediately gets that sad, depressed look she gets when the food is gone. She clutches at her Coldest Fatso Water Bottle.
She is silent for an extended period, burping softly and looking increasingly miserable. Peetz drones on and on, and she looks at the camera in utter dejection.
She seems to be having some kind of heartburn issue or something, but Peetz snaps her out of it when someone asks if she steals his food. "I guess I have to give no comment here" Peetz says pointedly, the most direct thing he has said to her all video. She looks like she wants to laugh, but also looks weirdly chastened, but protests with a loud, "
well.." It comes out that Peetz indeed hides his snacks in his room. "They
knew what the answer was", she says. (memo to Chantal: we know more about you than
you even know)
Now we know what happened to Peetz' bag of Ruffles. Clotso
ate it. Right from the glutton's mouth. Now she thinks it is hilarious, and gives her wheezing laugh.
Peetz drones on and on, while Chantal mostly looks bored, depressed, or just dopey. She's only barely listening; something else is on her mind.
This boredom never lets up. She laughs a few times, makes some pointless remarks, but mostly is silent as Peetz drones on and on and on. Note to YouTube creators: try not to look so bored in your own video, especially if it is your own fucking idea.