Louis "Lou" Gagliardi / Ash Franzetti / Alex 'Ace' Maddox / Tegan Ainsley / Taryn Amita / Diana / gothickitteh / gothickitty / Lynn Brooks / @acekatt - #T R A M S _ C R O W _ F U N D *buys 12 iPads* "Anyone got $600 they can spare?" *spits on cancer patient*

[Norman B. Normal]

If the 'rona takes me tomorrow, at least I lived long enough to see Lou retweet this:

 

[AnOminous]

If the 'rona takes me tomorrow, at least I lived long enough to see Lou retweet this:

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True irony, considering that he means that YOU should care about HIM. The other way around is never going to happen.

 

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Some more tweets. Not included is Louis whining about politics and some furry drama which if I cared any less for I may just implode into a black hole of sheer apathy.

Louis is accidentally revealing more information than he needs to again, such as his bookmarked tabs and a few recent purchases.



What's funny is that Louis is trying to act distraught because he's out $10, but he'll happily spend nearly $30 for a single meal according to his Paypal page and even more on video games he won't play. And of course he spends half that amount for yet another reference sheet. As of right now, the most financially responsible thing Louis can do is sit and think of a conclusive fursona to masturbate to rather than swapping every ten seconds.



And he's still trying to push the "I need to walk to get dinner" act, despite constantly pestering services like Grubhub so he doesn't so much as need to leave his house.



Louis went on to answer some benign questionnaire, but there's a few things to point out with this:

• He even uses this inane thing for pity points, starting right off the bat by calling himself "worthless" and doesn't get much better from there.
• He says his sexuality is "complicated," even though he's as heterosexual as it gets plus a handful of grotesque fetishes.
• He takes any opportunity to mention his family as a means to insult them.
• He claims to have a gunshot wound, but doesn't elaborate where and why. His only evidence is an extremely faint scar which appears to be from a scratch.
• He says he hates kids, which pairs well with him using his nephew to beg.
• He does these questions out of order and skips a few, making some responses nonsensical (for instance, he answers "do you like the moon or stars" with "yes").
• He shares that his best friend is this freak (NSFW) from Baltimore whose interests appear to be triple-breasted foxes with horse penises (which I took a few snippets of).

Spoiler: NSFW, LOUIS'S FRIEND

More fedora atheism and unintentional irony.



Is "stupid" a species?



Unrelated but Louis shared this, and it's both horrifying and hilarious. The guy's fursona should just be a fish, because then he wouldn't need to wear a fursuit.



Still unrelated, but this is the comic that guy draws, and it's completely incomprehensible. Louis may just be a fan because of some poorly drawn nudity he can sneak a few crafty ones out to while browsing Twitter.

Spoiler: softcore porn

 

[Dork Of Ages]

He claims to have a gunshot wound, but doesn't elaborate where and why. His only evidence is an extremely faint scar which appears to be from a scratch.

The only semi-plausible story for this gunshot wound is possibly from the assault charge he has but has never admitted publicly so far. There is nothing else that could explain such a brazen claim without its associated sob story.

 

[Turael]

I'd like to get Boozy Badger's perspective on all of this. Despite being a furry, he seems to have his shit mostly together. How does he feel about little Bobby Bringdown constantly latching on to all his Twitter threads with his nonstop whining and self-absorption?

I wish I had screenshots, but Louis has multiple times lost his shit at Boozy. One time for banning him for making disgusting jokes about eating cat poop and another time when Louis gave Boozy a gamepad for Christmas after Boozy had repeatedly told him to keep his money. Louis responded by attempting to quote Shakespeare's "Kill all the lawyers" line when Boozy, a father with a wife and children, didn't INSTANTLY leap up and thank him for the gift that he didn't ask for. Louis apologized after Boozy basically said "Fine, I'll paypal you back all the money you donated and will refund you for the controller". And supposedly it's water under the bridge, but I think Boozy just tolerates him at this point but knows that Louis will turn on a dime. He treats Louis like that dog that barks on the other side of the fence. Loud, but easy to ignore and pass on by.

 

[Chicken Picnic]

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Here's Louis's list of Switch games. You can verify it's him by searching the code in this tweet, which gives this account. I went through the liberty of tallying the price of each game along with the amount of time he spent on them. If the play time is listed as "a little while" or just gives the date last played, it means less than hour. So for calculation's sake, I'll count them as about 15 minutes (I'll also italicize them to show how many games Louis has just collecting dust). Also worth noting is that Switch games seldom go on sale, so it's safe to assume he's bought these for full price.

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GAME	COST	TIME
​ Fallout Shelter	​ Free (microtransactions)	​ <15 min
Cuphead	$20.00	<15 min
NES Emulator	Free	60 min
Castlevania Anniversary Collection	$20.00	300 min
SNES Emulator	Free	120 min
Cat Quest	$13.00	<15 min
Animal Crossing: New Horizons	$60.00	1,800 min
Crash Team Racing	$40.00	<15 min
Super Mario Maker 2	$60.00	60 min
Bloodstained: Curse of the Moon	$10.00	120 min
Yooka-Laylee and the Impossible Lair	$30.00	60 min
Captain Toad: Treasure Tracker	$40.00	<15 min
Doom (2016)	$60.00	<15 min
Doom	Free (with Doom 2016)	<15 min
Neverwinter Nights: Enhanced Edition	$50.00	<15 min
Bloodstained: Ritual of the Night	$40.00	240 min
Sonic Mania	$20.00	<15 min
MARVEL ULTIMATE ALLIANCE 3: The Black Order	$60.00	60 min
Blacksad: Under the Skin	$50.00	<15 min
TOTALS (excluding free games)	$573	2,760 (46 hours)

Here's important notes:

• Average cost of this entertainment per amount of time Louis has played these games is $12.45 an hour, ironically the rate of a decently-paying job.
• Louis has a subscription to Nintendo's paid online service, which is $4 a month.
• A few of these games reviewed abysmally bad, showing Louis most likely impulse buys.
• These align with Louis's tastes, including Castlevania, super heroes, and furries (as a few games feature anthropomorphic protagonists).
• It is exceedingly difficult to purchase digital copies as gifts on the Switch, and no physical copies can be observed in Louis's room, so it is highly likely Louis purchased these himself digitally instead of as "gifts." Of course, he could always introduce some ambiguity to the claim these aren't gifts by showing the physical cases for all them, which I'm sure is a fantastic idea.
• Despite each of these games offering no less than eight hours of potential gameplay or more, Louis has left a majority of them untouched.
• Louis has multiple other consoles including a gaming PC, so this serves as direct evidence proving Louis has more games in his collection than he is willing to disclose.

E-shop copies are also a lot more expensive. They're always as max price. For example, when Animal Crossing was being released you could pre-order digitally for £49.99, but on Amazon you could get the physical for closer to £40. It's pure convince to get only e-shop copies, the only benefit is getting reward coins from purchases to use as a discount on future games, but you can get them through physical copies as well (just not as many as a digital purchase).

Also I just caught up with this thread, came for the scams, stayed for the diabetic toe. Nice to find a new cunt's thread to follow every now and again, I await the fate of Lou's rotting feet.

 

[Piss Bear]

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OH NO LOU IS GONNA COMMIT SUICIDE BY JUMPING OFF HIS PORCH

Some more tweets. Not included is Louis whining about politics and some furry drama which if I cared any less for I may just implode into a black hole of sheer apathy.

Louis is accidentally revealing more information than he needs to again, such as his bookmarked tabs and a few recent purchases.

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What's funny is that Louis is trying to act distraught because he's out $10, but he'll happily spend nearly $30 for a single meal according to his Paypal page and even more on video games he won't play. And of course he spends half that amount for yet another reference sheet. As of right now, the most financially responsible thing Louis can do is sit and think of a conclusive fursona to masturbate to rather than swapping every ten seconds.

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And he's still trying to push the "I need to walk to get dinner" act, despite constantly pestering services like Grubhub so he doesn't so much as need to leave his house.

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Louis went on to answer some benign questionnaire, but there's a few things to point out with this:

• He even uses this inane thing for pity points, starting right off the bat by calling himself "worthless" and doesn't get much better from there.
• He says his sexuality is "complicated," even though he's as heterosexual as it gets plus a handful of grotesque fetishes.
• He takes any opportunity to mention his family as a means to insult them.
• He claims to have a gunshot wound, but doesn't elaborate where and why. His only evidence is an extremely faint scar which appears to be from a scratch.
• He says he hates kids, which pairs well with him using his nephew to beg.
• He does these questions out of order and skips a few, making some responses nonsensical (for instance, he answers "do you like the moon or stars" with "yes").
• He shares that his best friend is this freak (NSFW) from Baltimore whose interests appear to be triple-breasted foxes with horse penises (which I took a few snippets of).

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Spoiler: NSFW, LOUIS'S FRIEND

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More fedora atheism and unintentional irony.

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Is "stupid" a species?

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Unrelated but Louis shared this, and it's both horrifying and hilarious. The guy's fursona should just be a fish, because then he wouldn't need to wear a fursuit.

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Still unrelated, but this is the comic that guy draws, and it's completely incomprehensible. Louis may just be a fan because of some poorly drawn nudity he can sneak a few crafty ones out to while browsing Twitter.

Spoiler: softcore porn

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Why did he answer all those questions when he only ever got 2 likes? And it’s been said before but god, does he suck at answering get-to-know-me questions... he sounds so bitter and spiteful.

 

[AnOminous]

OH NO LOU IS GONNA COMMIT SUICIDE BY JUMPING OFF HIS PORCH

He's not threatening suicide, he's threatening to cause an earthquake.

 

[BoobWhiskers]

I wish I had screenshots, but Louis has multiple times lost his shit at Boozy. One time for banning him for making disgusting jokes about eating cat poop and another time when Louis gave Boozy a gamepad for Christmas after Boozy had repeatedly told him to keep his money.

Geez, that's super interesting (if not at all surprising) to know. I thought all Lou's tweets at this dude were just the usual creepy tweeting at some (furry fandom person of note?) where the recipient had no idea that Lou even existed, but if he and Boozy have actually interacted before that's... somehow creepier. Lou may not be the same sort of usual disgusting sex pest as this flavor of cow usually is, but man does it sound like he's a creepy Nice Guy incel type towards this Badger dude, just with friendship instead of sex.
Just because you bought him dinner doesn't mean he's gotta fuck you Lou. I guess when you have no likeable traits maybe emotional blackmail is all you've got to make friends with?

OH NO LOU IS GONNA COMMIT SUICIDE BY JUMPING OFF HIS PORCH

CHUG THE HAND SANITIZER LOU, fr though I can't wait for the next round of pitybegging because he's turned his ankle and just can't walk to the Walmart!!!!!

Sorry for double post but I bring a tidbit of content!



Are we talking about the nephew who's fuckin five years old here? What the fuck is he doing at five years old where he'd shit himself over a momentary reset of the router? Raise your damn foster children.
Also, Lou, he's five. Five year olds throw tantrums. You know what people normally do about tantrums? It normally involves, oh idk, maybe confiscating things... electronics... dare I say, iPads...

Though granted most people accept kids having tantrums as a fact of life and don't throw a tantrum of their own over it, so.

 

[SIGSEGV]

Thanks for confirming that you still have the gaming laptop, Louis.

 

[Iron Hamster]

He's not threatening suicide, he's threatening to cause an earthquake.

Well, mini tremor. Porch is only about a foot high.

 

[BoobWhiskers]

Well, mini tremor. Porch is only about a foot high.

Yes but lol fat.

 

[Sintharia]

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OH NO LOU IS GONNA COMMIT SUICIDE BY JUMPING OFF HIS PORCH

That porch is one floor up. Lou'll break some bones, and possibly crack the sidewalk, but there's not really anything fatal about that height.

 

[Kane Lives]

That porch is one floor up. Lou'll break some bones, and possibly crack the sidewalk, but there's not really anything fatal about that height.

It'd be fatal if the wound gets infected, and with the likelihood of him having undiagnosed diabetes.

 

[Pinball 2000]

I wish I had screenshots, but Louis has multiple times lost his shit at Boozy.

Boozy usually makes an appearance or two at almost all the notable conventions and presumably deals with a lot of furry weirdos who wanna talk with him, Louis included. I wouldn't expect it to be totally shocking to assume that Lou talked to him a bit at an event, Boozy responded back politely, and Lou assumed that Boozy is now his friend because he wasn't immediately blocked by him.

Slight powerlevel, but I once attended one of his panels at a convention and he made an offhand remark that he usually doesn't block people on twitter, just mutes them. That way they can continue to tweet him and nobody gets their feelings hurt with a "you're blocked by this user" screen.

 

[Norman B. Normal]

I wish I had screenshots, but Louis has multiple times lost his shit at Boozy. One time for banning him for making disgusting jokes about eating cat poop and another time when Louis gave Boozy a gamepad for Christmas after Boozy had repeatedly told him to keep his money. Louis responded by attempting to quote Shakespeare's "Kill all the lawyers" line when Boozy, a father with a wife and children, didn't INSTANTLY leap up and thank him for the gift that he didn't ask for. Louis apologized after Boozy basically said "Fine, I'll paypal you back all the money you donated and will refund you for the controller". And supposedly it's water under the bridge, but I think Boozy just tolerates him at this point but knows that Louis will turn on a dime. He treats Louis like that dog that barks on the other side of the fence. Loud, but easy to ignore and pass on by.

Found it:

Boozy Badger on Twitter

“@pghfur What’s your paypal. I’ll send you that money back right now. However I’ve had absolutely no hand in what’s been going on here.”

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There's more:


He appears to enjoy lecturing Boozy, an attorney, on the law.

Slight powerlevel, but I once attended one of his panels at a convention and he made an offhand remark that he usually doesn't block people on twitter, just mutes them. That way they can continue to tweet him and nobody gets their feelings hurt with a "you're blocked by this user" screen.

He didn't have Lou blocked or muted as of two days ago, although given how often Lou changes Twitter handles, names, profile pics, and species, Boozy might not even realize it's him.

 

[Next Task]

Lou may not be the same sort of usual disgusting sex pest

He definitely is. He might not publicly tweet as much about sex and the like because he's so busy begging, but I remember him replying to someone about blowjobs by tweeting about opening his legs suggestively. It was grosser than his toe.

I think the main thing is that he won't be as disgusting as he is in those terms until he settles on the fursona he wants to ERP and get porn drawn of. So his indecisiveness and complete lack of personality are working for him, here, because it means at least he doesn't horrify people in the sexual realm as well as all the other areas where he's deeply unpleasant.

 

[Guy Made Of Bees]

Didn't really keep up with lou's twitter the last couple of days, he likes to be called Diana again, but here we go.

Another cow crossover, apparantly Null is secretly Graham Lineman who hate people that try to eat. No Louis everyone has to eat, most villages consume less calories than you, but that's not the reason we come at you follow your cow antics. Let's see if there are some examples of why we follow you.

What can be funny about a simple Pittsburg boy after all?

Kind in word and deed, that's the Louis Gagliardi we all know and love, oh wait. Irony ahead.

Spoiler: kindness

Don't kill if you can wound, if someone says something you disagree with. He somehow forgot the extending the hand first part.

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Not even one of the few people that give him asspats are safe from lou's anger, is it so hard to talk with people instead of having you know, a discussion where people can have a different viewpoint?

While he values her/him/it as a friend and supports it as a person, he has nothing but contempt, how does that even work?

Some more discussion prowess

More kindness, good thing we all know he'll hide in his room if someone is painting a wall nearby.

Lou is a stable person, he swapped back to Diana again because Gail Simone a long time writer noticed him and validated his fee fees

Spoiler: Validate me senpai

Wow, such a boost, bet he's tickled pink. What more could Lou want now?

Having access to a bigger audience, the meek amazonian warrior couldn't resist. Sensing the opening he daringly asked:

He hates to beg, but of course he couldn't resist trying to miIk some people who don´t have him blocked yet.

He seriously hates to beg, seriously.

Stop worshipping money and get a real life in a real job with a real family. Sober words to live by, wise for his years. People should be more inspired by Lou the hard working family man, putting food on the table for the people he loves People who he doesn't slag off all the time or calls hateful, nope.

Edit: found an image that might serve as inspiration for his new fursona.

 

[Judes]

Why the fuck he keeps circling PayPal balance on his screencaps? As if these numbers written in giant font aren't already visible enough.

 

[ricecake]

Does being a Joo play well with the SJW crowd? Extra pity points?

Anyway. He's lying. His great-grandparents are buried in a Methodist cemetery (there's a Joo-ish cemetery down the road) and also one of his grandfather's siblings was married to one of my grandfather's cousins lol. Not Jewish.