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The mig 29 is a nice touch
Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental
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Uncle Meat
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I have a question... If he can't even turn over a weenee, how did he get the bacon so flat and even. Are those pre-cooked bacon from a package? Or did he use an air fryer or something?
DX10
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It really is not safe for Jack to keep manning grills and shit with only one hand, and I don't say that to put him down (as much as I'd like to), I say it because it's true. You cannot safely man a smoker or grill or oven with just one active hand without significantly increasing your risks.
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Im sure hell take that advice to heart
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He's just gonna Kaiser Wilhelm it. And we all know how well he turned out!
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Stroke #3 perhaps?
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Kind of looks like that pre-cooked garbage a little bit.
Aaway
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im still confused by how they cooked all that food but only fried two eggs
did they have company and didn't want to make the eggs too early and let them get cold? i'm guessing they cooked all the bacon/sausage so they could just use the leftovers at a later time but then why only two eggs? usually when people eat breakfast they have 2-3 eggs with a few pieces of bacon/sausage
or like i said earlier, they really just got full off the bacon/sausage/biscuits. wouldn't put it past those fat fucks
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Why doesn't this fat fuck order from Omaha Steaks?
If he wants that much meat he should just order it from there, they'll send you a fuckload of meat.
I mean it's perfect for him:
He's Orson Wells fat
He doesn't need to leave the house
They're throwing in so much extra shit now for free with basic ass orders, like chicken fried steaks because nobody is buying shit from them normally due to the Big 'Rona
Someone who's not blocked from him should tell him the glories of getting meat by mail.
You can get quite a deal for 15 pounds of assorted meat.
If he wants that much meat he should just order it from there, they'll send you a fuckload of meat.
I mean it's perfect for him:
He's Orson Wells fat
He doesn't need to leave the house
They're throwing in so much extra shit now for free with basic ass orders, like chicken fried steaks because nobody is buying shit from them normally due to the Big 'Rona
Someone who's not blocked from him should tell him the glories of getting meat by mail.
You can get quite a deal for 15 pounds of assorted meat.
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Tammy was only willing to crack two eggs.
Buck Mullet
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Those biscuits look like the raw dough out of the can kind, infinitely inferior to even a just add water baking mix. But with one working arm kneading could be difficult, so lazy man it is!
thedingledongle
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He’s been posting as much as he normally does...and it’s just as intelligent as you would think.
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Biscuits are incredibly easy to make and anything you make from a mix or scratch are going to be far superior to premade ones that often have zero dairy in them. Grands as an example uses Palm Oil instead of dairy which is why they become inedible once they have been refrigerated.
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Shabobus
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These stupid Facebook posts bring me closer to a-logging than anything else he does.
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"What have you worked on from your prison cell of staying at home?"
What is this viewpoint people (particularly boomers) tend to have, where you're now obligated to excel spectacularly at something because you're in quarantine? It's ridiculous to expect that a pandemic should be the time everyone decides to get their arse in gear. It's an extremely psychologically taxing time because people's lives have been turned upside down literally overnight by being suddenly unemployed and isolated from basically any physical contact. It's not exactly conducive to getting your shit together. If people want to take the opportunity to sit on their ass and watch Netflix, that's their own damn business.
What have you done in lockdown that's so spectacular, Jack? Write any novels? Learn any languages?
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Apparently he's harassed the staff of numerous fast food places and eaten lots of junk food.
Aaway
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huh that's weird
he must have started sharing his posts with friends only because the last post of his i see is from yesterday. i'm almost certain he saw us constantly making fun of the boomer shit he posts so he decided to make sure only his friends can see it. pussy
jack learn languages? the only language he needs to know is 'murican! no need to learn mexican or any of those third world country languages
captkrisma
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Jack listening to Justin Bieber while making shitty looking guac is peak Jack
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He sure has been banging this drum quite a bit lately. I suppose that with all of the time he spends on Facebook, Conspiracy Theorist Jack would eventually shine through, entertaining us all.
