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F to the 2020 vegan cycle we hardly knew ye.
Chantal Sarault / Chantal Al-Refae / Foodie Beauty - Delusional drug fiend hamplanet mukbanger from Canada trying to be a glamorous online influencer. Pathological liar, huge bitch, narcissist, animal abuser
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Can I just say, the Farms gifting the word “hurple” to the human race is the greatest gift we could receive.
So simple, yet it paints such a picture.
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Knowing Chantal, categorizing her cycles into years is too vague.
It should be the April 2020 vegan cycle. Not to be confused with the May 2020 vegan cycle, the June 2020 vegan cycle, etc.
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Adding to the seat sperging, Chantal would only fit into two seats if she sat sideways. We all know she looks less wide from the front view, but utterly gargantuan from the side. Anyone who flies with any frequency knows that if she sits properly in a plane seat, or even two, her massive stomach is going to be snug up against the back of the seat in front of her. The meal tray will be useless and unable to fold down. She will be unable to reach any of her things stored under the seat in front of her for the duration of the flight. God help her if the passenger in front tries to recline his seat...even if he could get the chair back, she’d be too mortified to complain that he’s crushing her stomach.
She MIGHT be able to wedge herself through the door of the loo, but would be incapable of turning around to actually sit down, meaning she would have to back into the restroom in order to blindly aim her arse at the toilet.
But don’t worry gorls, she doesn’t want to hear us point these things out. She’s handling it.
I said it before, but Chantal loves to make the one big mistake of dieting: committing oneself to huge, drastic changes with negative reinforcement.
“If I buy nothing but celery I’ll be forced to eat healthy!” “If I sell my car I’ll be forced to walk to work!” No, you’ll just spend more on a second trip to the shops or on another car. No one ever does well losing weight through negative reinforcement.
Chantal never learns. She paid the trip deposit so she’ll be “forced” to lose the weight. But she won’t. She’ll just kiss the money goodbye.
She MIGHT be able to wedge herself through the door of the loo, but would be incapable of turning around to actually sit down, meaning she would have to back into the restroom in order to blindly aim her arse at the toilet.
But don’t worry gorls, she doesn’t want to hear us point these things out. She’s handling it.
I said it before, but Chantal loves to make the one big mistake of dieting: committing oneself to huge, drastic changes with negative reinforcement.
“If I buy nothing but celery I’ll be forced to eat healthy!” “If I sell my car I’ll be forced to walk to work!” No, you’ll just spend more on a second trip to the shops or on another car. No one ever does well losing weight through negative reinforcement.
Chantal never learns. She paid the trip deposit so she’ll be “forced” to lose the weight. But she won’t. She’ll just kiss the money goodbye.
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With what money? She has rent to pay and food to buy, when does Chantal ever have extra money? Especially considering its been over two weeks since YT payday.
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I often wonder why she feels the need to take such huge bites. She stabs and stabs and stabs to get as much food as possible on a utensil.
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Just saying, I've definitely been given a KFC cup when I ordered taco bell. They were probably just out or something.
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Everyone’s speculating on this holiday trip assuming that it’s not total bull shit and these “friends” aren’t imaginary. Chantal loves to say things like this and then when the time comes lie and say she had to cancel or excuse herself; I mean we still don’t have proof that her “friends” were with her at the hotel she was at with James
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Actually, she couldn't make it to the New Years Eve party because she couldn't manage to zip up her boots by herself and she could barely walk down the hall without gasping for breath.
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I will just assume Chantal is lying about this trip, just like she lies about everything else.
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She claims she's 380 lbs. She wishes she'd be 380 lbs by the time her trip comes up.
Hey Chantal here's a REAL highly requested video. Now that you're living with Peetz have him record the entire process with zero editing of you stepping on a scale. Use the one at Farmboy they have for weighing fruit, I'm sure they have industrial one that go over 1000 lbs.
Now let's have some fun at her expense. Roughly 38 weeks until Jamaica. Assuming she's 400 lbs (which she's most certainly not), here's the quick rundown. She's 5'1 and her healthy weight is around 130-150 lbs, meaning she has to lose 270+ lbs. At that weight her daily caloric intake is only around 1500 if she'd be sedentary.
Her loss however wouldn't be as linear as the table above since at first she'd lose weight much faster before it would slowly taper off. Becoming active would increase it even more as she'd get some muscle mass back which would increase her caloric needs even further.
500 deficit for someone her size is worthless as it would take far too long to get any real results. Any slip up would be devastating progress wise and would set her back weeks if not months due to the sheer size of her cheat/binge meals. This is only 52 lbs in a year.
1000 deficit is a bit better but not by much. It's only good if she'd manage to take control of her cheat/binges. Ultimately the same problem as above; any slip up would be really costly to her progress. There should be some visual progress but not much due to the slow loss and her overall massive size.
To get any real results in such time frame her only choices are cutting at 2000+ calories.
I'm sorry Chantal, your dreams of days of prancing around in cute dresses are not grounded in this reality. You can be at healthy weight again but your body will never revert back to what it could have been should you have never gotten this fat.
Let's not forget the ultimate fuck you from her body after all these years of abusing it; loose skin. She'd be at healthy weight but would look horrible and would require a lot of pricey cosmetic surgeries, and even then she'd look like some Frankenstein creation stitched up once they're done with her. It would requires A LOT of confidence to show those battle scars and we all know Chantal is anything but what she portrays herself online.
If you believe Chantal is capable of maintaining such heavy caloric deficit for a week, let alone a year straight, you're just as crazy as she is.
using a site that calculates weight loss, even if she ate a significant deficit she'd still be close to 300 LBS by February... and that's IF she works out 1-3 times a week and isn't sedentary the rest of the time
she gives new meaning to the word 'delusional'
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Bit of internet history: the word was invented by /r/ragenchastain, to describe the motion of her attempts to "run". Many athletes and runners were shocked to see how it was physically impossible for a 280 pound woman to actually, you know, run, one foot forward than the other. In order to mimic the motion, Ragen has to throw each leg around her fat and then forward, which is a recipe for infinite types of injury (and, of course, she is always injured and chalks it up to poor luck).
The word was so wonderfully descriptive of fats in motion it spread all over the internets.
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Ah, that was what Anna (Glitter and lazers) was doing in those clips! Good word!
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Still ripping through sauce packets with her teeth. If anyone is asking for COVID out of sheer laziness and lack of forethought, it's our Chantal.
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i remember on one episode, the lady was so obese and had to crawl on the plane as no wheelchair with her could make it past the plane's door. So she was wheeled up the gangway to that the plane door and had to told she had to walk or crawl. She got a lil way in the plane, got stuck and had to work her way out. So that was a fail BUT she did come back the next day and was successful in getting on the plane.
can you imagine Chantal trying to hope from one plane to another quicky to make the next flight. If she had to run from one flight to another in a different gate, she could not walk it. She would have to go on the beeping golf cart which attracts looks from everyone.
Many people will give a look to see who is riding by while they schlep. Mostly it is normal or impaired people, nothing interesting. But then you see someone like Chantal on one those.
She would be miserable at any sandy beach. At her weight she would sink in the sand with each step. Once in the water, her fat takes on a bouyancy that changes her center of gravity. soopermodul Tess Holliday was miserable at a beach shoot because of this , kept bitching and they ditched that location ( and sadly ditched those pics which must have been hilarious).
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I would hope any carrier who saw her would demand a doctor's note for liability purposes. Because I don't think, with her medical history, that anyone would argue that she was fit to fly. The DR is no short flight. Deep Vein Thrombosis springs to mind. I don't even want to think of how they'll have to pry her out on the regular so she can wreck the head (if they're lucky she can get that far before having a cheese emergency). Pray she doen't get stuck in there. And that's just the beginning of the two weeks...Gorls, We know you were being nice. We totally understand if you change your plans this year and decide to skip out.
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Haggard-looking, furiously stabbing forkfuls of food to shove into her mouth, tearing open countless sauce packets with her teeth, a majorly cunty attitude, hiding the true quantity of her fast food from viewers, snippy little "Okay guys? THANKS" quips, utterly delusional, rolling her eyes, 'This isn't a weight-loss channel" disclaimers as she talks about her weight, fantasizing about jettisoning off to some exotic locale, jizzing herself over some item containing beef and fake cheddar cheese...ARCHIVE:
TACO BELL MUKBANG STACKER BIG BOX
MAY 5, 2020
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Chinny is extra mad in this one
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Tonight, I will give my 7 pm applause in her honour. In a world fraught with uncertainty, instability, and tense unpredictability, it is a relief to know that our Chantal is an oasis of sameness.
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Looks pretty accurate. It resembles the only photo of hers where she does not have her trademark eggplant head.
Not groundbreaking but good to have confirmation that the dumb bint lies about not shaping her eyebrows, her natural shape doesn't have nearly the arch that her current drag brows do.
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I agree, she may very well have put down a deposit, if for no other reason than to play pretend for a little while and flex that she's going to go on this fabulous vacation. Then she'll go mysteriously quiet about it as it comes closer, until she's called out on it and she's gotta make up a son story as to why she can't go.
If she did actually pay the deposit it's gone, along with the gym membership she never uses, all her shitty vegan food, all the produce she's left to rot, and of course the kitchen gadget graveyard. Like the other air fryer that she used exactly once when she first got her stupid paper fast food trays.
Of course who knows if she actually made a payment or not, as we all know, Chantal lies.
Edit: goddam you autocorrect
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Let’s hope she further commits by delusionally buying “cute swimsuits” she’ll never be able to fit into.
BUT GUISE if I buy the swimsuits, that’ll be great motivation for me to lose the weight! And a fun shopping dopamine hit that I won’t regret until the next day!
you’re watching it right now, mate