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That ham thigh: truly nature’s work of art.
Corissa Enneking / fatgirlflow and Juliana "J" Aprileo / comfyfattravels - Delusional fat-acceptance lesbian couple, junk-food addicts with expensive taste, denied a mortgage due to excessive Doordash ordering
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That ham thigh: truly nature’s work of art.
Hm. I'm not so sure. First, kids rebel. The hippies raised the psycho Gordon Gecko yuppies of the 80s. Second, global power dynamics are shifting, for better and for worse (bat plagues). Somehow, I don't think Chinese and Indian and South Korean companies are gonna give a single bubonic-riddled rat's ass about Jay's pronouns. If anything, these rising powers are more racist, more sexist, and more intensely shitlord than the meanest, whitest American male Patriarch.
Which leads me to my last point: these people are incredibly self-destructive. Troons mutilate themselves, and people like Corissa make prisons of their own flesh. Woke "mothers" like Kelly and Cecily purposefully cripple their children to sate their white guilt/endless need for attention. As Twitter leftists love to say, consider the demographics. Who succeeds? Who lives past 40? Who raises functional, non-castrated, non-feral children, or has children at all? Is it Nady Stewart, or rednecks? Kelly, or the profoundly conservative Latin dude who mows her lawn? Do the owners of Corissa's favorite greasy Chinese dive greet her so warmly because they appreciate her reformed white devil ~activism, or because her $$$ will send all six of their kids to college? In 20 years, will said kids have any pity on Corissa whatsoever, if she even lives that long?
More likely, they'll be the shitlord doctors who tut-tut her when she comes in for yet another amputation.
tl;dr I don't think they thought this all the way through.
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Any "budget" that requires heavy new-acquisition restriction is a form of disordered spending.
.... see how fucking stupid that sounds?
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They have such a basic instagram house that these pictures almost read as parodies. The last one especially, she is a SPHERE. Quite the confidence to hold herself up as the pinnacle of sexiness when in her own pictures she looks like she’d have to be rolled on and off that bed.
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They have such a basic instagram house that these pictures almost read as parodies. The last one especially, she is a SPHERE. Quite the confidence to hold herself up as the pinnacle of sexiness when in her own pictures she looks like she’d have to be rolled on and off that bed.
Fun fact: Clarissa is a long time brand partner of "Big Fig Mattress". A mattress that claims to support up to 1000lbs of blubber. Also that picture Jambled linked is 2 years old. Clarissa must be fondly remembering when she was a dainty little thin in 2018.
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That’s a fantastic blog post. Some choice quotes:
“Over the last 5 years I have bought 3 mattresses. All of them have sagged, sunk on the edges, or the materials started to separate and tear within a year… except for the Big Fig of course.”
“I am not a small fatty. I weigh nearly 400 pounds, and my partner weighs the same.” - (two years ago, mind you.)
“Have you ever flopped on your bed and heard the familiar crack of wood? ... Big Fig is the first mattress and foundation that I’ve ever owned that I did not physically break from doing normal bed activities (mostly just popcorn eating and dogs playing in our bed, ya’ll).” (Just normal bed activities like eating
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“I cannot be comfortable in a soft mattress because trying to move my heavy legs and torso around in a super soft mattress makes me want to cry.”
“When I first started sleeping on this mattress I couldn’t stop remarking that I thought I was ahem using the restroom more effectively. I felt like my body was aligning and my lower back was un-kinked for the first time in years.”
“I can only hope that Big Fig starts breaking into the sofa industry, because I’d love to stop demolishing every nice couch I buy!”
Sounds so wonderful to be your size, Corissa! I too would love to break both couches and mattresses and be in constant pain.
“Over the last 5 years I have bought 3 mattresses. All of them have sagged, sunk on the edges, or the materials started to separate and tear within a year… except for the Big Fig of course.”
“I am not a small fatty. I weigh nearly 400 pounds, and my partner weighs the same.” - (two years ago, mind you.)
“Have you ever flopped on your bed and heard the familiar crack of wood? ... Big Fig is the first mattress and foundation that I’ve ever owned that I did not physically break from doing normal bed activities (mostly just popcorn eating and dogs playing in our bed, ya’ll).” (Just normal bed activities like eating
)“I cannot be comfortable in a soft mattress because trying to move my heavy legs and torso around in a super soft mattress makes me want to cry.”
“When I first started sleeping on this mattress I couldn’t stop remarking that I thought I was ahem using the restroom more effectively. I felt like my body was aligning and my lower back was un-kinked for the first time in years.”
“I can only hope that Big Fig starts breaking into the sofa industry, because I’d love to stop demolishing every nice couch I buy!”
Sounds so wonderful to be your size, Corissa! I too would love to break both couches and mattresses and be in constant pain.
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I'm sure the irony of her Instagram username isn't lost on us in fact it's a complete oxymoron
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Corissa’s Instagram sperging:
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This bitch is mentally ill.
Gender dysphoria or whatever the fuck these tards call it; is a mental illness. It’s dissociation. Go see a shrink fatty.
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When you start shilling for a Mattress made specifically for fat people I'd say it's time to take a hard pause and re evaluate the state of one's life. but like many a cow on this forum self reflection doesn't appear to be either's strength.
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What I'd like to know is how she and J both fit on that bed.
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I want to know how they get out of the bed once they are in it. Maybe they sleep in shifts so one can help the other get out of bed ...
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I Definitely feel like someone should ask them that despite the fact that either of them responding is unlikely.
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You don't need to be good, just be a minority? K
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Is that job ad even legal? I know it’s legal to specify ethnicity if it’s for something like a casting call but I’m pretty sure it’s illegal to limit hiring racially in most circumstances.
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Specifying age, race, sex, sexual orientation is pretty much forbidden, yeah, but here we see a positive discrimination taking place here. Tho it’s not like I cry in terror because I can’t send a portfolio to this company, by this ad you can see you’ll work with annoying people.
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This shit is so patronising. I can't imagine many "queer Black" people are lining up to apply.
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All the queer black people stand up and they slow clap together. The queer black people have tears in their eyes and smiles on their faces. Savior Jay has done her job. Jay sits down and opens up a bag of yogurt covered pretzels. Jay has earned these pretzels. Jay has brought hope to all the queer black people.