Dax Herrera / Dick Masterson / Daxipad / Juju The Cow / Wolfie / The Dick Show (TDS), The Biggest Problem in the Universe (TBPITU) / New Project 2 - Balding least funny contrarian paedophile defender in the universe, "women are fat" jokes virtuoso, e-daddy of Sektards, chaser and cross-species roleplay sodomy enthusiast. Roleplays as a cow named Juju while he gets fucked in the anus by women. Fat.

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How many pushups can Juju do?

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When I said "50 brand new accounts," I didn't mean to imply I believed you were 50 different people.
 
80sGirlFucker said:
So you are saying dick has the hot choice between two bipolar women neither of whom are above a 7?

What a king
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His plan was to tap both and he did, so eh. I think it's scummy to go after a married woman, but they're all consenting adults and this is becoming a way bigger deal than it should be. I need something more juicy than loud and proud womanizer did womanizer shit
 
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DarkWeenix said:
I'm saying it worked on Jamie and I bet if Dick said he'd leave 80's girl and he wants her back she'd be back in a heartbeat.
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Wow. Your telling me convincing someone in a failed marriage to move out of there shitty town across the country to LA and live with you (because your definitely gonna break up with your current girlfriend) whilst dangling piles of money over her head is how you get laid?

Absolute Chad Masterson
 
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Ped Xing said:
What is gator? I can't keep all these faggots straight.
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Ped Xing said:
Fifty brand new accounts pretending they never heard of Jesse versus several washed-up youtubers defending Milady Dick's honor
Yep, this is pretty much Charlottesville.
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So haven't heard of gator but dont believe people who are making fun of this but don't know who jesse is exist

ok r3tard
 
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DarkWeenix said:
In the texts he literally says he didn't want to spend $50 to send her phone back to her.

Beyond that I don't know what he bought her.
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He offered to buy her $1500 wings, and also a trip to Burning Man in Abu Dhabi. This is from the leaks, so I'm not sure if he ever did buy these. It's possible the "thruple" exploded by then
 
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Teriyaki and Rice on Bun said:
So, @Null, this thread has dick sperging on twitter, a nice big drama storm with Dick's failed handling of a 'scandal', and loads of back and forth in the comments. Can this be a lolcow thread like it would be for anyone else? Or do you still need to Dickguard for your money/show everyone how small you penis totally isn't by spite keeping it here?
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Keep trying to force me to do something and I'll keep ignoring it.
 
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TransNig said:
What is there to address? He wasn't simping. He fucked her in a threesome with his current GF. If he read through them with Metokur and Ralph, it would just be them hyuk hyuking at how "gay" and "cringy" he sounds when he's talking to the girl he's infatuated with. Imagine reading through your texts between you and ex-gf with your friends. What is there to say?

The only thing there is to discuss is the fundamental disconnect between the natures and desires men and women, which simultaneously attract and repulse. But Metokur and Ralph are not exactly philosophers.
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Why do people come to Kiwi farms threads to defend people its probably the gayest thing I've ever seen. Clearly you are a Rekeita fan which probably means you are also a Dick fan lol stop standing up for E-celebs why are you so emotionally invested in Dick Masterson?
 
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80sGirlFucker said:
This reminds me of the metokur excuse for not covering drama
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I don't care. I would have moved this thread into IF a long time ago (which isn't even really a lolcow board, I put my own stream thread there) but you dumb fags keep trying to force my hand so I keep ignoring it. I'd sooner delete it out of spite than capitulate to a bunch of retard fags. I have people angry at me posting hardcore CSAM on 9chan right now demanding I open up rules on lolicon / "little girl threads" and I'm spending hours improving my technology to deal with the attack rather than just giving them what they want or closing the site. There's not a fucking thing you can do or say to make me do something.
 
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Null said:
I don't care. I would have moved this thread into IF a long time ago (which isn't even really a lolcow board, I put my own stream thread there) but you dumb fags keep trying to force my hand so I keep ignoring it. I'd sooner delete it out of spite than capitulate to a bunch of exceptional individual fags. I have people angry at me posting hardcore CSAM on 9chan right now demanding I open up rules on lolicon / "little girl threads" and I'm spending hours improving my technology to deal with the attack rather than just giving them what they want or closing the site. There's not a fucking thing you can do or say to make me do something.
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So if I post the nude pictures of 80's girl you wont do anything ?
 
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