🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

[Sheryl Nome]

Nick isn't a normie he's been balls deep in IBS drama often enough to understand

I think this is an overstatement.

Nick is very much a normie in comparison with even Dick.

 

[yahowahi]

If that's true he's coping pretty hard and closer to cowdom than I thought he was at this juncture

godwinson is entirely, unironically correct about making money on youtube being cancerous. shit fucks with your brain somehow.

 

[Fully Eshay Skits Bruh v2]

can I get a tl;dr with whats been happening with the Dick show? I heard that even Josh has been hiding stuff about Dick.

 

[Fagbag]

Someone give me a quick rundown, the little I've watched so far was just PPP clutching his pearls about people earning money on the internet.
Someone explain to me why they think this is so embarrassing for anyone else.
I'm genuinely confused.

 

[Freedom Fries]

Listening to Gator laugh at fat jokes is literally revolting

-merging a double post-

can I get a tl;dr with whats been happening with the Dick show? I heard that even Josh has been hiding stuff about Dick.

Not really other than hiding/refusing to switch it into internet famous instead of multimedia meaning it's basically full of dickbeaters who think shouting, "You're a fat virgin with a small dick" is the peak of humor

 

[Leominster]

Drexel gets a pass because he seems like a decent guy.

Drex is unironically a good boy who dindu nuffin. Chat was telling him to make his own channel and I agree.

The way that Gator pretended like he has the same principles as Drex was sickening. I don't think Drex knew enough about Gator to be able to call him out over it, though.

 

[Bryan Dunn]

OH MAN ITS FUCKING OVER. THEY ARE CRYING ALL OVER THE PLACE. OHHHH RALPH WHAT HAVE YOU DONE PUSSY BOY

Ralphs Gunt finally consumed them all in a glorious way. All because somehow a Giant Canadian, a very very drunk Surfer, a special Kraut with some Black Tea, and a British Aristocrat found the Pandora's Box of sweet sweet Nectar and said "the world needs to have this Nectar too, it's our duty!"

This is better than the first IBS apocalypse imo.
I go to bed at 986 pages, we at 1015 pages

Ralph will be in this thread shortly after he sobers up(if he didn't die from alcohol poisoning)reminding us that this is actually a win! We all are faggots for thinking we could "abort" the Killstream! I for one, am ready too laugh some more.

 

[Arcturus]

can I get a tl;dr with whats been happening with the Dick show? I heard that even Josh has been hiding stuff about Dick.

I'll try to give a summary for anyone trying to catch up.

>PodAwful/Jesse leaks texts from girl Dick had a poly thing with and said cringey shit to
>Later Jesse winds up on the Killstream with Dick, Jim, Dame Pesos and others
>Ralph fucked with Jesse's audio, everyone shouted over him, they refused to acknowledge what Jesse's point in being there actually was and just screamed
>They kicked and banned him and claimed he hung up
>Blowups happen over the weekend claiming a conspiracy of people being too readily available to defend Dick
>Killstream has been a trashfire every night since, comes off as coping and trying to divert attention away from Dick
>PPP and Godwinson have been riding their asses
>PPP does a stream yesterday about his theories, winds up stream sniping the Killstream, Zoom's stream, and Nick Rakieta's stream
>Ralph is wasted and hostile on his stream and shuts it off mid-sentence after only an hour
>PPP winds up on Rakieta's stream after PPP's fans blew Nick's chat to hell with spam, Dick was on, lots of screaming
>Dick seems pretty worked up. childish insults
>Zoom shows up, Dick seems excited and seems to think Zoom is coming to defend him
>Zoom doxes Dick live on stream twice

I think that sums it up. So now no matter where you wind up in page skimming, you'll have an idea of what's going on.

Spoiler: In picture form

 

[Immortal Technique]

If you want to laugh at some in-house members: https://kiwifarms.net/threads/nick-rekietas-weeb-wars-videos-livestreams.55354/page-1722

You can go further back if ya want. Trend lightly, these are the 310 IQ Kiwi Farm members. Don't knock their idol unless you know the reason why/how WW1 Germany entered the war--you'll have a battle on your hands.

 

[Popper Whiting]

Ralph will be in this thread shortly after he sobers up(if he didn't die from alcohol poisoning)reminding us that this is actually a win! We all are faggots for thinking we could "abort" the Killstream! I for one, am ready too laugh some more.

Ralph's going to pull this win out of the trash like a glorius, juicy cheeseburger.

 

[Kraut]

 

[Freedom Fries]

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my eyes hurt

 

[Crystal Golem]

Superchatters so mad

Not really other than hiding/refusing to switch it into internet famous instead of multimedia meaning it's basically full of dickbeaters who think shouting, "You're a fat virgin with a small dick" is the peak of humor

It seems weird to me that you can't search the thread using "Dick Masterson" I actually thought there wasn't one cause I searched that a few times looking for obscure dick show drama. Like I mean the focus on proper thread titles and spacing is obviously hyper autistic so that people can easily search the thread they want. So I gotta wonder why isn't the thread called "Dick Masterson and The Dick Show"? I'm assuming it's the 's that keeps its from appearing on search. Just seems weird especially considering every e-celeb coming out of the woodwork with unflinchingly samey takes on the situation.

 

[MeganDodgedABullet]

Primo kino!
All hail PPP!

After the allies mentally ill fuckheads suffered a setback in the war against the third reich DSP we needed a good old fashioned shit show to cheer us up.

PPP is the Erich "butterbean" Esch of IBS. Fat, but with surprising defensive skills and stamina. He just marches forward throwing bombs and haymakers left and right.

Praise the gods for many hours of pure nectar flavored tism...

Hope to gawd all the streams get archived.

 

[yahowahi]

null is also back on defence duty in the dick thread.

 

[Fagbag]

Okay I've listened to more of it now, and PPP is going on about Dick being a white supremacist mexican jew and Ralph being a paki fucking fat klansmen, and Dick is extorting everyone because he might have their addresses?

Are you guys for real?
I'm not saying Ralph isn't a fat loser faggot or that Dick is known for coolly ignoring the bait, but the behavior in these streams is the same behavior that they already have a reputation for, and I'm failing to see how this is more embarassing than the borderline retarded shit I heard coming out of PPP's mouth.

I haven't seen the bit with Zoom yet, but so far this is literally the embodiment of a-log behavior.

 

[Crystal Golem]

>Zoom shows up, Dick seems excited and seems to think Zoom is coming to defend him

Half hourly reminder of just how happy Dick was when he first got zoom on. Oh boy that shirt turned quick. Well time to turn in.

 

[I.C_Wiener]

holy shit, what a retard nick is. he knew who zoom was and his history but still got him on. i dont care for zoom but that was golden

 

[Max2019]

Can someone give me cliffs? Why the fuck is there 40 pages from last night

 

[Crystal Golem]

holy shit, what an exceptional individual nick is. he knew who zoom was and his history but still got him on. i dont care for zoom but that was golden

Thats been the worst thing for me. Why are all the gunt guards pretending like they don't know who anyone is ever and then later letting slip they are aware of them. What is up with that shit? Can any of you dick washers answer that? Thats fucking strange for real and doesn't need to rely on NP2 nonsense. What is up with that?