"Mad at the Internet" - a/k/a My Psychotherapy Sessions

Spedestrian said:
@Null instead of talking about insufferable gay ops how about a good old fashioned gross pervert furry getting BTFO by his ex-wife in his own Kiwi Farms thread, getting exposed as a literal child groomer just days later, then trying to use math and semantics to prove to us that he's not a pedophile? Here are some nuggets.

Ex-wife more like wrecks-wife:


His bitchbaby response:


Child grooming chatlogs:


Trying to prove he's not a pedo with an autistic diagram:


Literally everyone's response to his diagram:


Music video I made combining his acapella cover of Oingo Boingo's creepy pedo song "Little Girls" and some of his grooming DMs:

I think he's come back to post more since then but I haven't caught up on it.
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Doubt Josh has time to go over that before the stream, but that infographic he made is fucking golden and I want to know more lol.
 
Spedestrian said:
@Null instead of talking about insufferable gay ops how about a good old fashioned gross pervert furry getting BTFO by his ex-wife in his own Kiwi Farms thread, getting exposed as a literal child groomer just days later, then trying to use math and semantics to prove to us that he's not a pedophile? Here are some nuggets.
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I'll look over it, thanks fren
 
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Someone's clearly upset.
 
Auraculum said:
Null appears to be somewhere between a rock and a hard place - unable to criticize Masterson on one side, yet outright and blatantly defending him on the other hand would give the poor, slobbering pup a lot of bad press.
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I still don't 100% get this Dick Masterson thing. Lord knows PPP didn't shed any light on it. He's just pure concentrated autism.
 
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Fougaro said:
I see Josh has read Inferno by Dayntee.
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Eh, maybe not, but has a general knowledge of parts of it, probably just from pop cultural mitosis? He's right about the Ninth and deepest circle being reserved for traitors.

But Inferno Judas Iscariot is not frozen in ice, he is eternally nom'd by Satan. Who has three heads. The other mouths are occupied by people who betrayed Rome/Caesar, Brutus and Cassius, because Dante was I-talian as fuck, and many of the historical figures he singles out for damnation were figures from Italian history.
 
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also this lol:
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I have been studying Dante's Divine Comedy for a year now. When you were trying to figure out who betrayed Jesus I started yelling, "JUDAS JUDAS"! Then when you said he was the one who was frozen upside down I screamed, "THAT IS SATAN YOU NIGGER". The problem is that I was in the dorm kitchen when this happened, and my tranny room mate heard it.

How fucked am I?
 
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Distant Stare said:
I have been studying Dante's Divine Comedy for a year now. When you were trying to figure out who betrayed Jesus I started yelling, "JUDAS JUDAS"! Then when you said he was the one who was frozen upside down I screamed, "THAT IS SATAN YOU nigga". The problem is that I was in the dorm kitchen when this happened, and my tranny room mate heard it.

How fucked am I?
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just mention the malebolge and the tranny will be distracted by their boner
 
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Distant Stare said:
I have been studying Dante's Divine Comedy for a year now. When you were trying to figure out who betrayed Jesus I started yelling, "JUDAS JUDAS"! Then when you said he was the one who was frozen upside down I screamed, "THAT IS SATAN YOU nigga". The problem is that I was in the dorm kitchen when this happened, and my tranny room mate heard it.

How fucked am I?
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Just say you have schizophenia and Tourette's, the tranny will be obligated to acknowledge you as a fellow oppression victim so long as you don't try to upstage them. If you do upstage them they'll tell everyone you're niggerphobic.
 
Captain Manning said:
I still don't 100% get this Dick Masterson thing. Lord knows PPP didn't shed any light on it. He's just pure concentrated autism.
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TL;DR: Masterson had his DMs with a hoe leaked. He simps hard in those DMs. Instead of laughing it off and having a bit of a self-roast, he spergs out and starts doing damage control on every… single... stream… he can get into. Jess, the guy who leaked those DMs, is "invited" into the Killstream, where he is dog-piled by seven people at once, including Metokur, Dame Pesos, Ralph etc. During a stream with Rekieta, he tries to get help FROM ZOOM, who in turn doxes his exact address. Also, it turns out that Zoom had some part in developing New Project 2.
 
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