Trashfire The Dick Masterson Simp Conspiracy - Dick Masterson & Co cover up of his "Simping"

[Cypher]

inb4 Zoom is actually right about the NP2 Coding and is literally holding a shotgun to everyones head

 

[Takayuki Yagami]

Why do people still trust Zoom?

That’s the biggest fucking question isn’t it? Guy’s been a disease for years.

 

[BarberFerdinand]

inb4 Zoom is actually right about the NP2 Coding and is literally holding a shotgun to everyones head

I actually wouldn't mind some kind of official response to this.

 

[Demonslayer1776]

This thing is a whole mess and I think Dick needs to seriously reflect on his choices and learn from them. It baffles me that Dick was willing to trust and associate with Zoom. I only know about IBS shit tangentially and even I know that he's bad news and should never be trusted. There may be some shady shit going on in the background and the initial texts may be overblown as fuck, but that doesnt change the fact that Dick has made some really poor choices here and it worries me. Just because Jesse is a faggot and PPP is completely bullshitting with his retarded New Project 2 conspiracy angle doesn't change the fact that Dick somehow though it was a good idea to trust Zoom, and he was getting way too drunk last night as well. Drinking on a live show can be fun but by the time Zoom was on last night Dick was completely shitfaced. Dick needs to cut down on the alcohol when he's dealing with all of this shit, he's clearly vulnerable and will only hurt himself by drinking so much. If Dick continues down this path he will end up drinking himself to his own demise as spergs like Zoom capitalize on any moment of vulnerability he shows and he's too drunk to properly defend himself.

 

[epigenes]

inb4 Zoom is actually right about the NP2 Coding and is literally holding a shotgun to everyones head

your avatar reminded me how much dick looks like cypher. someone needs to edit dick's face over the scene where cypher molests trinity near the end of the matrix, except it's the girl he's simptexting

 

[Swiss46]

This was the gay shit that had Null banning people in the Dick thread yesterday? This is just boring besides the prom king shit which is something a lolcow would brag about.

 

[Cypher]

your avatar reminded me how much dick looks like cypher. someone needs to edit dick's face over the scene where cypher molests trinity near the end of the matrix, except it's the girl he's simptexting
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Someone should also edit Tank blowing Cypher the fuck out with PPP holding the Electric gun instead

 

[epigenes]

"capos"
careful, josh, we can hear the smuckling

 

[Shield Breaker]

Jim is an annoying doomer fag, but I don't think he's troll shielding. Trying to trick him just pissed him off and he's the type to immediately become contrarian because of it. The same thing happened with the guy who likes to impregnate autistic girls.

 

[Cypher]

 

[Love Machine]

Image of PPP circa last night.

 

[Shaka Brah]

Jim is an annoying doomer fag, but I don't think he's troll shielding. Trying to trick him just pissed him off and he's the type to immediately become contrarian because of it. The same thing happened with the guy who likes to impregnate autistic girls.

Yeah that's the only part of internet drama that seems to seriously upset him. He's never done a story someone demanded he do.

 

[itsoktobewhite]

PPP did have one good take during all of this: that Dick running NP2 is a conflict of interest.

 

[Stasi]

Jim is an annoying doomer fag, but I don't think he's troll shielding. Trying to trick him just pissed him off and he's the type to immediately become contrarian because of it. The same thing happened with the guy who likes to impregnate autistic girls.

This is like the first time in months Jim has talked about anything other than corona doomposting. Let hope this shitshow kicks him out of the doomer funk.

 

[FakeishNamedicoot]

Real talk. I'm just here to say that the flames scared the shit out of me.

But to keep it to the topic, what I can glean is that there is a whole shitload of autism going on and either too fucked up or not fucked up enough to offer a proper opinion. Either way I'm laughing.

 

[wtfNeedSignUp]

I guess this is why Internet Famous is on fire

 

[Fougaro]

Why do people still trust Zoom?

For the same reason people keep hanging out with Ralph in spite of knowing what he's all about since 20-fucking-14.

Brainlets, when will they learn?

 

[ProfDongs]

You see, whenever Dick was wearing the merch shirt, it was a dog whistle to Josh to rev up the gay ops or else the money from his NP2 would be withheld and the doxXxing would happen.

 

[LukeMcGregor]

I hardly understand what's going on with the drama that happened last night, but I'd like to make a funny point about something I thought;

Dick for some reason, thought it relevant and meaningful to bring up that he was HOMECOMING KING in his slapfight. With the perspective of a worldview where your High School related accomplishments are what you have to brag about to prove yourself better than someone else, I'd like to inform you who's got Dick beat:
The Valedictorian, the King of Hate, the 500K IRS Scam, DarkSydePhil.

It's just a really funny thought, at least to me, that perhaps DSP is a better or more accomplished person than Dick, through the perspective of Dick.

He only said that because Nick was trying to transition into discussing the texts. Just more proof this shit clearly gets to him and he is desperate to keep his Chad schtick.

 

[Superman93]

"capos"
careful, josh, we can hear the smuckling
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holy shit lmao