Trashfire The Dick Masterson Simp Conspiracy - Dick Masterson & Co cover up of his "Simping"

Who is the third man?

  • tonka

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  • Mister Metokur

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  • Warski

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  • ur mom?

    Votes: 151 21.9%

  • Dear Leader

    Votes: 178 25.9%

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  • kraut

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SSF2T Old User said:
Dick can't possibly be that naive and stupid to NOT do research on who Zoom is exactly. He could have watched Metokur's videos on the whole KrautAndTea fiasco just to get a good basis on who the guy is and what he's all about.
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Dick should probably talk about when he started to associate with Zoom. Did he not see Zoom's turn against Ralph?
 
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SSF2T Old User said:
Good to know when I stopped watching TheKillStream around the same time Ralph had his "Drunken Gunt Spaz Attack" after the MMA Road Trip that the show quality got worse, so nothing of value was worth watching

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>Zoom did tech work for NewProject2
This is pretty much the "death nail" on this paypal alternative. Dick can't possibly be that naive and stupid to NOT do research on who Zoom is exactly. He could have watched Metokur's videos on the whole KrautAndTea fiasco just to get a good basis on who the guy is and what he's all about.
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I would reserve judgement on this until Dax confirms. Known pedophile Corey Barnhill aka Zoom's word is, as the French say, unreliable at best
 
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Tiki Bar Man said:
Wait I'm exceptional. Why is this even a thing? So Jesse leaked a text of dick talking to someone he fucks, and apparently that makes him a simp? And because no one gives an absolute shit about this, people start chimping out? Jesus we got some bored ass people l. Good to see zoom is alive I suppose. The autistic ones never go away.
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The actual dms aren't that bad. They do come off as "simpish", and in Dick's case they are more damning, since his persona is something of a Chad, though even that is overblown (I'd say his "brand" is more "wild party animal" than "Impeccable Uber Chad", I think people who only know him casually hold onto the Dr. Phil appearance as their baseline).

The trashfire is the reaction. I was largely blaming his buddies terrible attempts at damage control (mainly Gunt and gang) that only fanned the flames, but after that Reiketa stream, you can tell it really bothers Dick. This is also getting to all his cappos friends as well, including our feeder and chief. It really does imply there coordinated actions happening, similar to the much hated skeptics, and that people are trying to cover up for something bigger. But I'm not ruling out regular retardation and Dick worship either.

The true moral of the story is the next time you're Dming a girl, tell her to "bring da movies" instead of "giving her new wings."

EDIT: In terms of coverups, here are some likely items.
  1. The Implicit or explicit dox info Dick, or others involved in NewProject2 has
  2. The true nature of Dick's romantic relationships (soap opera drama, instead of having a harem)
  3. Dick taking down Pod Awful's patreon for using the N1gger word
  4. NP2 being cover for some sort of money laundering operation
 
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tehpope said:
I don't know why everyone is like "everyone is trolling shielding dick cause if they don't, the gravy train will stop running". There's nothing in those texts that's entertaining. It's like trying to get juice from a stump. Nothing's gonna come. I mean, I can see if dick was trying to cover it up, but it just seems like he was trying to make fun of people tying to one up him, unsuccessfully.

Not everything is an Illuminati conspiracy.
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The original texts would indeed totally irrelevant other than being being worth a quick chuckle if they'd just let that Jesse guy sperg without fucking with his audio or not had him on at all. The whole thing is just super efriends botching damage control badly and revealing their milkable parts.

Mr. Manchester said:
I caught some of the rackets stream and it was the most annoying god damn thing I've ever seen. The one faggot would not shut the fuck up.

I think above anything people who can't stop fucking talking are the thing I hate the most. I don't care about the details or whats going on, motherfucker needs to be gassed.
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Literally copied Dax's whole schtick. That's a big part of why turning that back on him was hilarious.

Not Really Here said:
I always found the IMC got a pupper flash banged so he's a shitbag funny coming from Nick and the others who deal with the O.G. swatter Zoom as if he's a normal shitposter.
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That was a meme. Didn't happen.
Providence Backing_21 said:
Then add in people making profit by way of Newproject2 like who cares how they make money. The only troll shielding was maybe by the Gunt. Nick, Metokur, and Null being on the site to make money doesn't really mean they are complicit in anything.
Still I'll watch the Rackets stream and the kill stream with Dick and Metokur.
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Toad, Ethan Gunt, Shannon, Flamenco, Jim (perhaps unwittingly), Nick, dame Pesos... Have all been running a really bad yet somehow coordinated attempt at a guntguard. You need look no further than Sargon or Kraut to see how this sets off some pretty funny trolls on the web.
The Jumping Dwarf said:
I don't know why y'all are so desperate to make me care for this, up to and including a little autistic fire gif to draw attention to it. The fact of the matter is I don't and don't even know half of these people.
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Big time IBS Apocalypse energy that hasn't been felt in a while.
 
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Marissa Moira said:
7 pages and still no Dick pics.

Shame on everyone all around.
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Also Nick lied he said he didnt knew who zoom was even tough he has appeared on stream with Zoom twice. He lied in order to protect the shred that was left of Dicks ego i guess?


Stream apperances.
Once in the slapfight with warski and tonka
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Zoom / Godspeed Absolutely DESTROYS Tonka Saw / Donga (#Killstream)

#Killstream: https://dlive.tv/theralphretort Source: https://youtu.be/e72C56ZD6tE
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I cant find the second on as almost everything about streamme is gone but i think it was the stream when Zoom resarched and doxed Tonka after the fight? During the Stream when he started droping Dox, Nick noped the fuck out. Maybe @Perspicacity knows what stream im talking about.

Zoom later claims in one of his streams that hes been talking to Riketa in Dms
 
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14:30 on "PPP vs Dick Masterson" stream

PPP: What do people have to send you to become a part of NewProject2?
Rekeita: You want to know my answer PPP?
PPP: I do.
Rekeita: It's literally just anyone "I want to sign up for NewProject2". I have people send DMs saying "I don't want to support Patreon". That was it.
PPP: So anyone who says that is allowed on?
Rekeita: I don't know that answer.


I can't believe weebs ever thought trusting this retạrd with money was a good idea. It explains so much about Rackets' history that he thinks his opinion based off zero actual information is worth hearing.
 
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Freedom Fries said:
The original texts would indeed totally irrelevant other than being being worth a quick chuckle if they'd just let that Jesse guy sperg without fucking with his audio or not had him on at all. The whole thing is just super efriends botching damage control badly and revealing their milkable parts.
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With some time to reflect, the most amusing part of the DMs is no longer "atavistic", it is now:

Dax: Would money fix it? What about money? Would that help? (several times)
Also Dax: I couldn't overnight your phone because it would have cost fifty bucks
 
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MightyBiteySnake said:
So basically Dick got caught dirty talking some bitch and some turbo faggots mad that his friends aren't throwing him to the wolves over it?
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Not really. Dick got talk texting cringe pickup lines even a teenager would consider awkward to a 35 year old woman while also offering to give her money. When it leaked, his internet friends acted super defensively and called him an uberchad. If DMs of Mundane Matt had come out with him telling a married woman "i'll buy you wings, angel" he would be raked over the coals for a week straight and Ralph would be selling tshirts, but it's Dick so we're supposed to pretend that not only are they not hilarious, they're actually extremely alpha.

In truth the extreme reaction is a culmination of a sense that has been building for a while, that the Killstream and its peripheral members are hugely thin-skinned unfunny hypocrites and maintain their hugbox with manufactured safe-for-work drama. They built the Killstream on a skeptic burial ground and through some Sargonic curse are beginning to more and more resemble the same cliquish incestual faggot-filled community they once maligned.

Also Dick Masterson flagging down videos laughing at him was a bad look, but no one seems to push that point for some reason, probably because Jesse's an f-slur.
 
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