Trashfire The Dick Masterson Simp Conspiracy - Dick Masterson & Co cover up of his "Simping"

[Kenobi]

I'm sure they do. Anyway this is what your ubermensch looks like
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Soo? This is a guy who singlehandlely defated two of this forums gods with just the shear power of his tism. If you dont respect that i dont know what to tell you man.

 

[Null]

You know, just maybe, THAT'S why Dick had Zoom's phone number? Dick wouldn't release it himself, he would use the traditional Gunt tactic of giving it to Plate Gang and claiming ignorance.

You are suggesting that Dick would risk his livelihood, freedom, and wealth to settle petty Internet disputes by releasing the financial records of his customers. You are suggesting that a 40 year old man would risk absolutely everything he has ever worked for in his entire life to extort people for Internet protection so people don't make fun of his gay love triangle or girlfriend.

It's up to you if you want to believe that but it's nonsense. I have more faith in Dick not leaking Lolcow LLC's EID (lol.) than I do the fed not crashing by the end of the year.

 

[Beavis]

Or, it's exactly what it is: an act. A character. Nothing more than a charade.
Granted, he is clever. He was, and still is, cultivating a loyal fanbase and became a (alleged) millionaire with very little effort on his part.
Additionally, it is unlikely this will phase any of his current clients bankrolling his merchant clan.

Dick will continue doing ""business"", and he won't have to care about what the world thinks about him
rubbing elbows with a thoroughly documented pedophile and child groomer,
because unless auth.net boots him (won't happen) or his clients leave the merchant clan and his income dries up (unlikely)
he won't suffer any consequences associating with Zoom at all.

Why does this part of the internet have to be so thoroughly laced with such caustic autism?
It hurts my head that anyone would try and capitalize on this, even "4 t3h l0lz!!1"

money. it's always about money

 

[Jester69]

Anyone who believes this NP2 conspiracy shit is literally fucking exceptional. I certainly don't believe the morons who are spreading it believe it for a minute.

Yes, clearly it's a nothingburger, bro. Move along, guys. Nothing to see here!

 

[AnOminous]

Sorry, but I listen to what he's saying.

I tried but he just autistically screeches gibberish that makes no sense and refuses to ever provide anything to back up what he says if you can even understand it through the thick sperglish.

Yes, clearly it's a nothingburger, bro. Move along, guys. Nothing to see here!

This, but unironically.

 

[BlueCandle]

And here I thought liberals got into the best internet cat fights.

 

[YarrBlueballs]

What I got so far: Gayops about Dick fishing for sex that somehow makes everyone retarded, including and especially the gayops side.

I get going down with the ship, especially if Zoom is on board, but this is a bit much guys.

 

[AnOminous]

Soo? This is a guy who singlehandlely defated two of this forums gods with just the shear power of his tism. If you dont respect that i dont know what to tell you man.

So did Zoom. Zoom did it even harder and even has Dick sucking him off after publicly ass fucking him. That doesn't mean I respect Zoom.

 

[MightyBiteySnake]

Sorry, but I listen to what he's saying. I don't want to fuck him. Ergo: I don't care how he looks.

Ah yes the wordsmith who came up with such illustrious quotes like
"Fuck you dick you fat faggot" and
"THATS RIGHT IM A VIRGIN! YOU GOT ME"

Truly the Socrates of our era

 

[Auraculum]

You are suggesting that Dick would risk his livelihood, freedom, and wealth to settle petty Internet disputes by releasing the financial records of his customers. You are suggesting that a 40 year old man would risk absolutely everything he has ever worked for in his entire life to extort people for Internet protection so people don't make fun of his gay love triangle or girlfriend.

It's up to you if you want to believe that but it's nonsense. I have more faith in Dick not leaking Lolcow LLC's EID (lol.) than I do the fed not crashing by the end of the year.

No, I'd rather believe that Masterson is undergoing some type of middle-age crysis which, in combination with his overblown ego, has caused him to treat this, let's be clear, minor jab as a personal and serious attack, causing him to act like a headless chicken. As many people have already stated: this is not about the texts themselves, but the overreaction that came after they were released. For God's sake, can you think of something dumber than CALLING ZOOM DURING A LIVE STREAM, hoping that said Zoom will be helpful and sympathetic? Just this one move points to the fact that Dick is, to put it simply, sperging out.

 

[GameDevAnon]

Since you are coping active in this thread Null, what do you make of Dick saying he is still friends with Zoom even after his showing on Reiketa's show?

I don't think he fully understands what Corey Barnhill (pedosadist, liar) is but he is finding out.

The real answer is that Zoom most likely has something on Dick that he's holding over his head. It's the exact same thing as when Ralph wouldn't say anything negative about Zoom. What happened? Zoom fucked Ralph over anyway for the lulz.

"No one cares that Zoom was involved with stalking Ethan Ralph and vandalizing his car, why are you moral fagging?" -Nick Rekieta

Did Nick really say "moral fagging" on his stream after bitching at PPP for saying faggot?

Here's a good objective take on GuntGate:

 

[Pope of Degeneracy]

Yes, clearly it's a nothingburger, bro. Move along, guys. Nothing to see here!

You are a massive try hard, and your parents don't love you.

 

[Null]

The real answer is that Zoom most likely has something on Dick that he's holding over his head

are you people being facetious or what the fuck is this

 

[Chrisichu]

You are suggesting that Dick would risk his livelihood, freedom, and wealth to settle petty Internet disputes by releasing the financial records of his customers. You are suggesting that a 40 year old man would risk absolutely everything he has ever worked for in his entire life to extort people for Internet protection so people don't make fun of his gay love triangle or girlfriend.

It's up to you if you want to believe that but it's nonsense. I have more faith in Dick not leaking Lolcow LLC's EID (lol.) than I do the fed not crashing by the end of the year.

Maybe not, but he certainly has the option to Lord over people. He also certainly has the option to drop you from his platform at a whim. Not sure why you put so much faith in someone as volatile as Dick Masterson.

The point is Dick happens to be holding a lot more cards then the rest of you, while you are all tripping over yourselves to make sure no one talks about Dick. Hell you got so mad at the other thread because people were making fun of him that you had a huge tism fit and locked the thread and moved it back to Food, so you're really overly-emotionally invested in this for some reason.

 

[Leaf-eon]

I enjoy some e-celeb drama every now and again but Jesus Christ this feels really forced.

 

[Velvet_Tankery]

Any bets on which e-celeb or "podcast" group gets dragged in next and sacrificed on the alter of sperg to keep the fires blazing?

 

[AnOminous]

For God's sake, can you think of something dumber than CALLING ZOOM DURING A LIVE STREAM, hoping that said Zoom will be helpful in sympathetic?

If you ever, in a million years, for any reason at all, find yourself thinking "You know who could help me out here? Zoom. Yeah, that's a good idea." You are sperging hard and seriously need to have a glass of warm milk and go the fuck to sleep. Whatever you're doing will still be there in the morning when you aren't chimping so hard.

 

[Namekian George Floyd]

Seriously these are the fucking text messages that burned the Internet down? This is what the scandal is about? I guess these incels think "hey baybee wan som fuk" is how you get laid? I think I finally begin to understand the whole incel thing.

He offered her money multiple times and said shit even middle-schoolers would find extremely cringe including pretending to cry through text. I don't see how that isn't pathetic in any context, if that's really what you have to do in order to get laid and incels aren't getting laid for their refusal to debase themselves for pussy then incels are actually the ultimate chads and all other men are beta.

Thankfully that's not the case though and getting laid really isn't all that hard if you shoot within your range. If all I have to do is be funny and a little flirtatious to get with a 6 compared to completely putting a 10 on the pedestal and treating her like a queen then I'm picking the 6 because the ends don't justify the means. How are you any better than a simp if you're willing to act exactly like them?

I don't even like talking about this anymore because the conspiratorial bullshit of Dick being a blackmailer and there being a group chat ruined it and made me kinda feel bad for him but this "by any means necessary" attitude for getting pussy is really pathetic and hypocritical.

 

[Null]

, but he certainly has the option to Lord over people.

If Dick Masterson tried to extort me I would personally become his ruination.

If you want to believe he's doing so it's up to you. If you think Corey Barnhill (pedosadist, liar) has dirt on him it's up to you. I don't have the energy to argue hypotheticals and fanfiction. I am secure in the situation I find myself in and I know I have lungs that carry. No one can get me to do what they want.

 

[Perspicacity]

Did Nick really say "moral fagging" on his stream after bitching at PPP for saying faggot?

No that was hyperbole, what he actually said was along the lines of. "I don't care, why do you care?" Basically the same shit. If he was younger imagine he would have said just that.