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Michael Jacks0n said:
Libtards always pull this kind of shit when the president has an R after their name, and some minorities die in any disaster.

My sister is a far-left feminazi and a 1st gen SJW, and back in 2005 she went full conspiritard on Xanga and MySpace by claiming Bush deliberately engineered Hurricane Katrina to wipe out all blacks. Then a few years ago fairly recently she was pulling off the same shit on Twitter by saying Trump deliberately didn't send supplies to Puerto Rico as a form of genocide against Latinos.
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It's going to be a weird election year. There will be screeching.
 
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Lol Dems in the US going full retard--$2000 per month per man, woman, transperson, and child. Every month til 3 months after Fed govt declares health emergency over, retroactive to March.

So if this passed, you'd get $6000 Berniebux dropped in your account right away, $2000 thereafter. Are you a regressive nuclear family with a spouse and 2 kids? $24,000 in May, $6000 thereafter.

Are you a single mom with 4 keeds? You'll now be getting $120,000 a year. Just a lonely single? That's OK, you'll get $24,000 which is p good because the Federal Poverty Line is $12k.

If they don't declare the emergency over til December, that will be a full year of payments to everyone making less than $120,000 a year and their kids. Call it 320 million people. The cost? $7.6 Trillion.

The US budget is like $4.8 Trillion and taxes cover $3.8 Trillion. Wonder what inflation would be like if we QE'd $8.6 Trillion into existence? BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRERR

Good luck enjoying your $2k a month when a loaf of bread costs $50.
 
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Dog-O-Tron 5000v5.0 said:
Lol Dems in the US going full exceptional individual--$2000 per month per man, woman, transperson, and child. Every month til 3 months after Fed govt declares health emergency over, retroactive to March.

So if this passed, you'd get $6000 Berniebux dropped in your account right away, $2000 thereafter. Are you a regressive nuclear family with a spouse and 2 kids? $24,000 in May, $6000 thereafter.

Are you a single mom with 4 keeds? You'll now be getting $120,000 a year. Just a lonely single? That's OK, you'll get $24,000 which is p good because the Federal Poverty Line is $12k.

If they don't declare the emergency over til December, that will be a full year of payments to everyone making less than $120,000 a year and their kids. Call it 320 million people. The cost? $7.6 Trillion.

The US budget is like $4.8 Trillion and taxes cover $3.8 Trillion. Wonder what inflation would be like if we QE'd $8.6 Trillion into existence? BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRERR

Good luck enjoying your $2k a month when a loaf of bread costs $50.
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They can't into math or economics.
 
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Dog-O-Tron 5000v5.0 said:
Lol Dems in the US going full exceptional individual--$2000 per month per man, woman, transperson, and child. Every month til 3 months after Fed govt declares health emergency over, retroactive to March.

So if this passed, you'd get $6000 Berniebux dropped in your account right away, $2000 thereafter. Are you a regressive nuclear family with a spouse and 2 kids? $24,000 in May, $6000 thereafter.

Are you a single mom with 4 keeds? You'll now be getting $120,000 a year. Just a lonely single? That's OK, you'll get $24,000 which is p good because the Federal Poverty Line is $12k.

If they don't declare the emergency over til December, that will be a full year of payments to everyone making less than $120,000 a year and their kids. Call it 320 million people. The cost? $7.6 Trillion.

The US budget is like $4.8 Trillion and taxes cover $3.8 Trillion. Wonder what inflation would be like if we QE'd $8.6 Trillion into existence? BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRERR

Good luck enjoying your $2k a month when a loaf of bread costs $50.
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Maaan if they dropped 6K on me I would laugh me ass the entire way to Texas.
 
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Michael Jacks0n said:
I mean, the fact that feminists and "Believe all wahmen!" libtards are willfully voting for an accused rapist is proof positive that the 2020 election will be the Electric Boogaloo to 2016's.
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Much will be made of the fact. Both social and legacy media will try to suppress the story. I have a feeling the signal is already out there.

Feels like the average person is where I am right now: Democrats are dangerous lunatics intent on destroying the United States. Whoever stands up to them is good.
 
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Ivan Shatov said:
Much will be made of the fact. Both social and legacy media will try to suppress the story. I have a feeling the signal is already out there.

Feels like the average person is where I am right now: Democrats are dangerous lunatics intent on destroying the United States. Whoever stands up to them is good.
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I posted this on KF before, buy here's a gem I found on Reddit a few days ago:

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Don't think this is posted yet, and I seem to have taken over responsibilities for it.
UK Office of National Statistics numbers out for week ending 24th April.
(W/E 24th of April is approximately a month after lockdown. )
ONS . archive . Spreadsheet attached.

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So, similar to the week before.
And again, deaths are up 10000 on the expected for this time of year. That is up 100%. But only 8,200 mention Covid on the death cert.
Missing diagnoses maybe? Or people dying of other stuff because support systems and healthcare aren't working properly? I don't think violent deaths are going to show on these numbers. So I'm going to go with people not seeking treatment when they're having a stroke or heart attack etc. Plus hilarious DIY incidents.

And , as the age breakdown shows, it's just taking old people very slightly before their time. Just a hundred and eighty or so under the age of 40 so far in the England and Wales.
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Lot's of other info in this data, if anyone's interested in looking for significant patterns.
 

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Feline Supremacist said:
Guys I scored a bottle of 195 proof grain alcohol how does I make hand sanitizer with it?

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50% liquefied Aloe vera leaf extract to 50% alcohol. but since the proof is so high i'd maybe go as high as 75% aloe to 25% booze. The sanitizer needs to be at least 60% alcohol in order to kill waifu.
 
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Dog-O-Tron 5000v5.0 said:
Lol Dems in the US going full exceptional individual--$2000 per month per man, woman, transperson, and child. Every month til 3 months after Fed govt declares health emergency over, retroactive to March.

So if this passed, you'd get $6000 Berniebux dropped in your account right away, $2000 thereafter. Are you a regressive nuclear family with a spouse and 2 kids? $24,000 in May, $6000 thereafter.

Are you a single mom with 4 keeds? You'll now be getting $120,000 a year. Just a lonely single? That's OK, you'll get $24,000 which is p good because the Federal Poverty Line is $12k.

If they don't declare the emergency over til December, that will be a full year of payments to everyone making less than $120,000 a year and their kids. Call it 320 million people. The cost? $7.6 Trillion.

The US budget is like $4.8 Trillion and taxes cover $3.8 Trillion. Wonder what inflation would be like if we QE'd $8.6 Trillion into existence? BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRERR

Good luck enjoying your $2k a month when a loaf of bread costs $50.
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Hah that's gonna fly soo well I mean shit the rate the irs is going with the stimulus checks we may not even see that kind of cash until 2030.
 
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The less gay Joe Exotic is dead
Magician Roy Horn Of Siegfried & Roy Has Died Of The Coronavirus At 75
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Roy Horn — one half of the tiger-toting and extravagant German magic duo Siegfried & Roy, who became world-famous for their Las Vegas nightlife show — died Friday of the coronavirus. He was 75.
Horn died in the Mountain View Hospital in Las Vegas, according to a media statement to several news outlets.
“Today, the world has lost one of the greats of magic, but I have lost my best friend,” Siegfried Fischbacher said in the statement. “From the moment we met, I knew Roy and I, together, would change the world. There could be no Siegfried without Roy, and no Roy without Siegfried."
Responding to Horn's death, magician David Copperfield described him as "a wonderful artist, a legend."
"Roy gave so much to entertainment and our community," he tweeted.

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Siegfried Fischbacher, left, with Roy Horn in 2014, some nine years after he was attacked by one of their tigers.

Horn was born in Germany in 1944 as Allied bombs rained down toward the end of World War II. His mother, Johanna, left her three other children in a basement in order to cycle through the carnage to her sister's place to give birth, according to the magicians' website biography.
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At a young age, he befriended his family dog, Hexe, while his stepfather struggled with alcoholism and the family sank into post-war poverty.
“I was a prince and Hexe was my unicorn,” Horn said. “We ran, we flew; out there we knew no boundaries—we were free.”
Sensing his affinity with animals, his mother's friends organized for Horn's birthday for him to have access to a zoo where they served as patrons. It was there that Horn grew an affinity to the zoo's tiger and cheetah, beginning his love for wild cats.
While working as a waiter on a cruise ship in the late 1950s, Horn met Fischbacher, who had been working performing magic shows, and teased him that his show needed scarier animals to be more entertaining.
It was the beginning of a multi-decade partnership that saw them tour first the seas, then Europe, then North America, and the world with their levitating tigers and vanishing elephants.
A 1989 New York Times piece on the pair described their show as "a sorcerer's extravaganza, a pageant of Las Vegas glitter and circus glitz."
The performance involved 55 cast members, 24 big cats, an elephant, a python, and an understudy python "just in case."
The pair established a decades-long residency in Las Vegas and were even parodied on The Simpsons.
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Aqua Panda said:
I'm curious, has there been any more word on a second round of them?
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Here is part of what the Democrats want to do in terms of a second round:

Dog-O-Tron 5000v5.0 said:
Lol Dems in the US going full exceptional individual--$2000 per month per man, woman, transperson, and child. Every month til 3 months after Fed govt declares health emergency over, retroactive to March.
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It might have been inadvertent on your part, @Dog-O-Tron 5000v5.0, but illegals was left out of that list; from what I understand, the Democrats made it very clear they want illegals to get any future payments since they didn't receive TrumpBux.

Based on your rough calculations, the cost of such payments with no apparent way to pay for them is utter :lunacy: . I can understand wanting to make people whole by giving people the money they would normally earn if they worked their usual jobs, but this plan isn't fiscally prudent.
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During my check-in at the office today to drop off completed items and see what items need to be worked on from home, I answered a call from one of those alternative gas supplier telemarketers. Upon telling them we're not interested and hanging up, I thought about how topsy-turvy things are right now. My governor refuses to use the updated CISA list of essential businesses, so I'm deemed nonessential and have to work from home through the end of the month at mimum. Meanwhile, some telemarketer somewhere is apparently essential enough to still be allowed to annoy people with their bait and switch tactics while others that want to work their honest jobs can't. *sigh*
 
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