Trashfire The Dick Masterson Simp Conspiracy - Dick Masterson & Co cover up of his "Simping"

Who is the third man?

  • tonka

    Votes: 107 15.6%

  • Mister Metokur

    Votes: 126 18.3%

  • Warski

    Votes: 73 10.6%

  • ur mom?

    Votes: 151 21.9%

  • Dear Leader

    Votes: 178 25.9%

  • f-slurs

    Votes: 212 30.8%

  • kraut

    Votes: 179 26.0%
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Dick always seemed like a tryhard nerd to me, trying way too hard to imitate the guys who shoved him into lockers in high school. Can't pinpoint it but something about him always rung fake. I'm thinking I was right. He's only a "chad" by the (extremely low) standards of the internet.
 
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It has been a long time since I have watched TRR or Rekieta, and I never watched PPP. Overall I guess I'll watch this season of IBS, or maybe I won't.

Maybe Metokur talking with PPP will be interesting, or maybe it will be dull. Meh.
 
Éire-Ice36 said:
Got no horse in this race, because I've learn taking a side will only lead to disappointment or betrayal. At this point I am just watching the shitshow happen and enjoying the chaos.
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I am friends with Nick, so I'm technically on his side.

But I suppose it's only insofar that I hope he learns from this. Zoom is not somebody that anybody should be associating with, and PPP should now be recognized as such too. This crowd is going to fuck his channel. It's bad enough he's got the extra workload of editing last night's shitshow.

But he's a grown ass man. I can only state my concern out of friendship. I owe him at least that much.

Also, poor Drexel.
 
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Love_Machine011 said:
If you are picking a side in this, in like a real serious manner, your doing it wrong. You have to pick a team to root for like a sporting event, then enjoy the game. Enjoy the theatrical drama. If you actually care about what happens to these ecelebs, and pseudo elcelebs, youre doing it wrong.
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This, 100% this. Don't pick a side. Just sit back and enjoy the game.
 
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PPP is currently edging out the restream, if he gets Jim on then he could surpass Ralph's numbers.
 
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Terrorist said:
Dick always seemed like a tryhard nerd to me, trying way too hard to imitate the guys who shoved him into lockers in high school. Can't pinpoint it but something about him always rung fake. I'm thinking I'm right. He's only a "chad" by the (extremely low) standards of the internet.
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I don't even dislike Dick. I don't think he's funny on his own show, he can be funny on other people's shows (really bizarre choice there, but whatever)

But holy shit, getting bent out of shape like this over fucking Ashton deliberately spouting off nonsense that sounds sort of like it might be real. I can't stop watching it. He can obviously show restraint as he's proven with ignoring Jesse, so why does Ashton get him so worked up? Plus Ralph's freakouts when he runs out of willpower to ignore Ashton with are usually great
 
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instythot said:
I don't even dislike Dick. I don't think he's funny on his own show, he can be funny on other people's shows (really bizarre choice there, but whatever)

But holy shit, getting bent out of shape like this over fucking Ashton deliberately spouting off nonsense that sounds sort of like it might be real. I can't stop watching it. He can obviously show restraint as he's proven with ignoring Jesse, so why does Ashton get him so worked up? Plus Ralph's freakouts when he runs out of willpower to ignore Ashton with are usually great
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Ashton broke Dick's ego, he tries to bant and play off his opponents as losers but its more because its all he has to default back on for insults. Add into that how emotional he got an it looks like a legit bruised ego.

Reminds me of Donga, ironic.
 
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GameDevAnon said:
Yeah, this is a clear signal that Metokur is tired of this shit. Metokur has a moral code, and these faggots just broke it.
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lol no. Metokur is pulling a fast one.

Too Many Catgirls said:
Trusting Zoom is the most rookie mistake in the galaxy.

Who the fuck trusts Zoom? Come on!!
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SUPER AWESOME HOMECOMING KINGS WHO FUCK THEIR HOT GIRLFRIENDS IN THEIR DREAM MANSIONS YOU FAT VIRGIN FUCK!!!!
 
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Goku 1000000 O said:
The more I listen to PPP the more surprised I am people actually try to listen to him. Like this isn't really autism, guys. Its a very good act from someone who knows how to play a good shit stirring character. Like why give him attention, Ralph?

But hey I guess thats what showing your asshole on stream gets you in this corner.
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I never thought PPP would ever get under Ethan and co's skin so bad, you really have to be a thin skinned piece of work if some guy known for his anus is able to reduce you to screaming in near tears about how people are prying into your life and bullying you
 
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Captain Manning said:
I am friends with Nick, so I'm technically on his side.

But I suppose it's only insofar that I hope he learns from this. Zoom is not somebody that anybody should be associating with, and PPP should now be recognized as such too. This crowd is going to fuck his channel. It's bad enough he's got the extra workload of editing last night's shitshow.

But he's a grown ass man. I can only state my concern out of friendship. I owe him at least that much.

Also, poor Drexel.
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Out of all of the people involved, I think that Nick is the best out of those clowns and the only one I actually respect. I just hope Drexel gets him to back off and still because Drexel was a fucking sage during this mess. However if Nick keep on sucking Dax's Master Dick, I will throw Nick to the wolves without hesitation and I know JMK that faggot is hungry for his blood.
 
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