Trashfire The Dick Masterson Simp Conspiracy - Dick Masterson & Co cover up of his "Simping"

Who is the third man?

  • tonka

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  • Mister Metokur

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  • Warski

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  • ur mom?

    Votes: 151 21.9%

  • Dear Leader

    Votes: 178 25.9%

  • f-slurs

    Votes: 212 30.8%

  • kraut

    Votes: 179 26.0%
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Jack Awful said:
So's Dick.
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Yeeeeah, I'm not so sure about that. I've known a lot of malignant narcissists and Dick is acting just like one right now. I'm not condemning him as of yet, just making fun of him, but the jury is still out on Dick. I saw a LOT of red flags coming from him this week.

Ralph is 100% a piece of human garbage though. Gator and Flamenco are weak faggots with low T who will do whatever it takes to gain the approval of their betters. These are, believe it or not, the most dangerous type of people. They wind up doing the dirty work for people like Ralph and Dick.
 
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As someone who did not follow any of the IBS saga or its participants (cept Jim), I really have to be 'that guy' and ask:
What the fuck is the appeal of these soyboy wannabe pundits? It seems like all these details and drama come out, then I look at who it was to begin with and they were a complete clown right from the start only they had yet to slip on a proverbial banana peel.
 
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HumanHive said:
As someone who did not follow any of the IBS saga or its participants (cept Jim), I really have to be 'that guy' and ask:
What the fuck is the appeal of these soyboy wannabe pundits? It seems like all these details and drama come out, then I look at who it was to begin with and they were a complete clown right from the start only they had yet to slip on a metaphorical banana peel.
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I think this is basically the "Keeping up with the Kardashians" for guys(?).
 
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Captain Manning said:
Also irrefutable proof that he is indeed a friend. I'll gladly take my licks on this one. Nick is a good man.
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Nick's a friend.
 
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Dr.JohanAspergers said:
Yet he stays scamming lonely weeaboos out of money and recommended a lawyer who knew nothing about defamation cases?
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I'm all for calling out Nick when he fucks up like he did last night, but you are straight up lying about him.
He RAISED all of the money for Vic's case. ALL of it. Because he wanted this #MeToo shit to stop. He was actually protecting YOU (and me) by raising the money for Vic, by attempting to get a legal precedent through the courts.
Ty is a good lawyer, with a pretty good record.
 
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GameDevAnon said:
Nick is a good guy. He really fucked up last night, but that's just because he is getting too caught up in this internet shit, and should probably take a step back to get some perspective.
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we already established he knew what would happen. its one thing to run a red light and accidentally get hit by a car. its another to know you will be hit and still do it.
 
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HumanHive said:
As someone who did not follow any of the IBS saga or its participants (cept Jim), I really have to be 'that guy' and ask:
What the fuck is the appeal of these soyboy wannabe pundits? It seems like all these details and drama come out, then I look at who it was to begin with and they were a complete clown right from the start only they had yet to slip on a proverbial banana peel.
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We know and are waiting for the banana peel. Yesterday, one arrived
 
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GameDevAnon said:
Nick is a good guy. He really fucked up last night, but that's just because he is getting too caught up in this internet shit, and should probably take a step back to get some perspective.
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Yeah, I hope he doesn't double down too hard on this. I think it's just that Nick is an old school Dick groupie that finally got noticed for real by his senpai. If I'm being completely honest the only Dick related thing I've really enjoyed is him shitting on mad cucks.
Somehow, Jim has come out of this the only one who didn't look like a complete sperg.
 
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GameDevAnon said:
I'm all for calling out Nick when he fucks up like he did last night, but you are straight up lying about him.
He RAISED all of the money for Vic's case. ALL of it. Because he wanted this #MeToo shit to stop. He was actually protecting YOU (and me) by raising the money for Vic, by attempting to get a legal precedent through the courts.
Ty is a good lawyer, with a pretty good record.
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"Raised" money for a family friend (Ty) to take on a court case that he knew he could never win.

That's a scam.

So no, I'm not lying.
 
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Captain Manning said:
Listen, shit for brains. Last time I was in the hospital, Nick gave me his cell phone number and told me to call him from the hospital. He also let me list him as my emergency contact on the intake forms. He gave me support and advice the likes of which nobody would dare ask anybody on KF for. He knows my real identity and I trust him explicitly. He didn't have to, and I certainly wasn't paying him a damn thing to do so.

So, yes, he's my friend. Much in the same vein as this idiotic conspiracy theory, you have no fucking clue what you're talking about and are just pulling shit out of your ass to appear edgy.

Nick apparently hasn't declared Zoom haram yet. He undoubtedly should, but he hasn't. I can't make him. Deal with it.

This would make so much more sense if Dick asked IMC to come on, and Nick agreed. That would have been weird because Nick repudiated IMC pretty thoroughly. He hasn't (yet) for Zoom.

For the last time, Nick doesn't chose to not interact with people based on just what other people say. Mostly because he knows that people divide up into their own little cliques and doesn't want any part of it.
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As a veteran user, I'm extremely disappointed that you made this post. You of all people should know that you should never:

A. Tell any one on the internet (especially the farms because we are all assholes with no exception) about your personal life
B. Powerlevel about your interactions with e-celebs, people of interest, cows or whatever Nick Reiketa is.

You're getting too emotional. You should take a leave of absence from this thread.
 
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HumanHive said:
As someone who did not follow any of the IBS saga or its participants (cept Jim), I really have to be 'that guy' and ask:
What the fuck is the appeal of these soyboy wannabe pundits? It seems like all these details and drama come out, then I look at who it was to begin with and they were a complete clown right from the start only they had yet to slip on a proverbial banana peel.
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People want something to listen to in the background, like a radio show but with internet people rather than old faggots or young spergs. Unfortunately, internet people are generally a combination of these, so every attempt at an "Opie & Anthony" clone, if you will, has ended in pure disappointment after reaching their peak performance and letting it get to their heads.
It's not so much the host(s) themselves but the background noise. It's only after their self-destructive nature was discovered that IBS became notorious for its volatile retardation and departed from the original intent.
 
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Captain Manning said:
Listen, shit for brains. Last time I was in the hospital, Nick gave me his cell phone number and told me to call him from the hospital. He also let me list him as my emergency contact on the intake forms. He gave me support and advice the likes of which nobody would dare ask anybody on KF for. He knows my real identity and I trust him explicitly. He didn't have to, and I certainly wasn't paying him a damn thing to do so.

So, yes, he's my friend. Much in the same vein as this idiotic conspiracy theory, you have no fucking clue what you're talking about and are just pulling shit out of your ass to appear edgy.

Nick apparently hasn't declared Zoom haram yet. He undoubtedly should, but he hasn't. I can't make him. Deal with it.

This would make so much more sense if Dick asked IMC to come on, and Nick agreed. That would have been weird because Nick repudiated IMC pretty thoroughly. He hasn't (yet) for Zoom.

For the last time, Nick doesn't chose to not interact with people based on just what other people say. Mostly because he knows that people divide up into their own little cliques and doesn't want any part of it.
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You're ok with Nick platforming pedos because he called you in the hospital or some really gay shit. You should kill yourself right away, you are a piece of trash who enables pedos. People will remember this you powerleveling fuckhead.
 
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