Trashfire The Dick Masterson Simp Conspiracy - Dick Masterson & Co cover up of his "Simping"

[instythot]

@Superman93 Good thread, but the OP is missing some pretty important context IMO:

1. The texts in question were sent to (and later leaked by) Jamie Lynn Hughes, one of Dick's exes who divorced her husband and moved from Texas to LA to be in a polyamorous relationship with Dick & 80s Girl. Their relationship was already an open secret before the leaks, but AFAIK the leaks were the first time anyone who was directly involved fessed up to it.
2. The drama really kicked off near the end of March when Cameron Clarke of The Dickheads podcast contacted Jamie Lynn Hughes looking for some hot goss for his podcast. that she wanted to get off her chest, because she went full Boston Tea Party after just a little bit of encouragement. Screencaps of their chat here: https://kiwifarms.net/threads/dick-mastersons-the-dick-show.49366/post-6381079
3. Jamie then proceeded to leak some of Dick's text messages to Jesse, which he aired on his show on April 27th: https://kiwifarms.net/threads/dick-mastersons-the-dick-show.49366/post-63660
4. On April 29th, Jamie decided to drop a big-ass article with even as Themore details about their relationship on Medium: https://archive.li/3kLyD01as

So yeah, there's a bit more to this situation than "Dick is simp texting and losing his shit for no reason." The texts are still hilariously flowery and gay, pretty sleazy too, but he was trying to have two girlfriends at once and it worked. He's also been dealing with one of those women trying to leak his shit and expose him for a month, so it's not like he just suddenly lost his mind. Not saying it justifies his marathon chimpout at all, but it's not like he's having a meltdown over a single Canadian autist.

At any rate there's quality kahntent in those links that both sides of this massively homoerotic debate can enjoy.

That's the mystery to me. Why finally take this bait that is all but presented with a "this is a troll" label attached from a literal nobody?

 

[byuu]

and without his ranting we wouldn't have known that Zoom basically made NP2 for Dick and that NP2 might be heavily compromised

There's zero evidence for this. Zoom's word alone is worthless.

 

[Sam Losco]

1. On April 29th, Jamie decided to drop a big-ass article with even as Themore details about their relationship on Medium: https://archive.li/3kLyD01as

I'm getting a not found on that archive link.

 

[2021Murder]

There's zero evidence for this. Zoom's word alone is worthless.

So's Dicks. even Null is starting to go back on his full support of NP2 and how it "was coded entirely by Dick"

 

[Dr.JohanAspergers]

Zoom was trying really hard for stream.me to buy into whatever website security protection company he worked for. I wouldn't doubt he tried to sell Dick it as well.

 

[2021Murder]

Zoom was trying really hard for stream.me to buy into whatever website security protection company he worked for. I wouldn't doubt he tried to sell Dick it as well.

how many unsuccessful salesmen do you have on the contact list on your phone?

 

[Freedom Fries]

So he is the opposite of a simp. I doubt his reputation will get any hit from this. Not really anybody seems to be hurt by this drama this since the worst hit are people nobody knows about to begin with. Hell, even the dox reveals a modest home.

From the texts and article. No. From revealing he's a thin skinned fag who surrounds himself with incompetent yesmen and leverages his status/position. We'll see how it shakes out

 

[Coffee Anon]

There's zero evidence for this. Zoom's word alone is worthless.

It's worth very little indeed, but if he's not lying, and often he's not, then I bet James is going to be sweatin'.
Null is lucky he was doxed long ago. Literally nothing to worry about.

 

[Juan But Not Forgotten]

Godwinson is just trying to save Toad's soul

Yeah, patron saint of the YouTube spergs. It's not like he jumped on the topic of Spoony when the bastard crawled out of oblivion because April had finally dumped him, no, he is just too good for that, because he doesn't monetize his shit out of some autistic sense of justice.

 

[Dr.JohanAspergers]

how many unsuccessful salesmen do you have on the contact list on your phone?

It's possible he had his phone number from before Zoom turned on Ralph. Zoom was supposed to go to Knoxville with Ralph and Dick before that all occurred. Zoom was on multiple killstreams with Dick I believe.

It's worth very little indeed, but if he's not lying, and often he's not, then I bet James is going to be sweatin'.
Null is lucky he was doxed long ago. Literally nothing to worry about.

Zoom lies a lot. lol.

 

[William Tell Underpass]

Its times like this I like to harken back to the words of whatever IBS faggot inevitably took the name Tyler Durden (Because you know one of them definitely did).
First rule of IBS: you do not talk to zoom.
Second rule of IBS: YOU DO NOT TALK TO ZOOM.

 

[Chiri]

So's Dicks. even Null is starting to go back on his full support of NP2 and how it "was coded entirely by Dick"

Pardon me if I'm out of the loop but I'm not aware of Null expressing serious doubts over NP2 being secure. It sounded like here that he was fairly confident that Dick was the only person who worked on NP2 and reaffirmed his confidence in it here.

 

[Sheryl Nome]

If anyone believes anythin coming out of Zoom's mouth, they're actually retarded and should be shot to cleanse the gene pool just in case they might somehow slip into procreation.

 

[Coffee Anon]

Zoom lies a lot. lol.

But not always. Sometimes he states a little known fact against a mountain of denial, only to prove it in the end, like the trash burger incident.

 

[2021Murder]

Its times like this I like to harken back to the words of whatever IBS faggot inevitably took the name Tyler Durden (Because you know one of them definitely did).
First rule of IBS: you do not talk to zoom.
Second rule of IBS: YOU DO NOT TALK TO ZOOM.

HOMECOMING KING'S NEW RULE: EVERYONE MUST LOVE ZOOM, AND TALK ABOUT ZOOM AND WORSHIP ZOOM HE'S MY FRIEND AND HE'S COOL. WHAT DO YOU FAT VIRGINS NOT UNDERSTAND ABOUT HOW COOL ZOOM IS?

If anyone believes anythin coming out of Zoom's mouth, they're actually exceptional and should be shot to cleanse the gene pool just in case they might somehow slip into procreation.

Thats a mean thing to say about dick

 

[instythot]

It's worth very little indeed, but if he's not lying, and often he's not, then I bet James is going to be sweatin'.
Null is lucky he was doxed long ago. Literally nothing to worry about.

What will Jim be sweating about? The only thing missing from his dox is a picture. His current address and new last name are out there

 

[byuu]

So's Dicks. even Null is starting to go back on his full support of NP2 and how it "was coded entirely by Dick"

Even with Dick's questionable actions lately, I take his word over Zoom's any day.
And why would Dick hire an unskilled drama sperg from the other side of the country for his web site?

 

[2021Murder]

Even with Dick's questionable actions lately, I take his word over Zoom's any day.
And why would Dick hire an unskilled drama sperg from the other side of the country for his web site?

As a joke,just like everything else that makes him look bad is a joke, he's a comedian remember?

 

[Sheryl Nome]

Pardon me if I'm out of the loop but I'm not aware of Null expressing serious doubts over NP2 being secure. It sounded like here that he was fairly confident that Dick was the only person who worked on NP2 and reaffirmed his confidence in it here.

Thats because he's lying, they're all lying, because they're all simping to PPP and Godwinson to try to spread this FUD for this weird autistic crusade

Thats a mean thing to say about dick

Accurate too.

 

[Dr.JohanAspergers]

But not always. Sometimes he states a little known fact against a mountain of denial, only to prove it in the end, like the trash burger incident.

Telling the truth once doesn't absolve from his pattern of telling lies to fuck with people.