Trashfire The Dick Masterson Simp Conspiracy - Dick Masterson & Co cover up of his "Simping"

[AmarettoPie]

I didn't know that threads could LITERALLY be on fire. That was startling in itself, but 60 pages in less than a DAY? God damn! Can y'all calm the fuck down (so I have a chance to catch up)? !

 

[Sheryl Nome]

i want you to be fat and not seething

So you are a feeder like the Everlord I see.

PPP -is- fat. He should get less fat. The fact that he visibly gets so angry when he's called fat is the funniest part of all this.

 

[TiltdownDove]

Man, I picked a good time for a small vacation

 

[4str4staleatherbelt]

3P looks like a hobgoblin.

 

[soft kitty]

none if this would have happen if Dick just said "yeah, i used cringe lady talk to fuck that chick. so what?" him overreacting and everyone doing defense for him and failing is what caused this trash fire.

That's what he said from the beginning you fucking sped. It's also why he's not a simp and you fucking morons should stop using that term because you don't know what it means.

 

[OfficerBagget]

I didn't know that threads could LITERALLY be on fire. That was startling in itself, but 60 pages in less than a DAY? God damn! Can y'all calm the fuck down (so I have a chance to catch up)? !

I mean 30 pages is just factionized autistic screeching from the two camps.

 

[I.C_Wiener]

So you are a feeder like the Everlord I see.

PPP -is- fat. He should get less fat. The fact that he visibly gets so angry when he's called fat is the funniest part of all this.

i want to feed you to my dogs tbh. let me comb your hair

 

[Gravityqueen4life]

It’s the first fucking thing he said with Drexel.

by that point, it was already too late.

 

[Sheryl Nome]

3P looks like a hobgoblin.
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He is a hobgoblin, he can't even stand up like a human

 

[Simply Outplayed-HD]

Honestly this PPP guy reminds me a lot of a protagonist in a shōnen anime. He is universally considered to be a laughing stock who is faced with constant derision from comedy/streaming professionals.

Morally and philosophically PPP was in the right and the people supported him. He tore through several streams with tens of cohosts. It was such an epic run he must have felt like Alexander The Great, a man who many considered to have God on his side.

 

[Sheryl Nome]

Honestly this PPP guy reminds me a lot of a protagonist in a shōnen anime. He is universally considered to be a laughing stock who is faced with constant derision from comedy/streaming professionals.

Morally and philosophically PPP was in the right and the people supported him. He tore through several streams with tens of cohosts. It was such an epic run he must have felt like Alexander The Great, a man who many considered to have God on his side.

Shonen anime protagonists aren't fat and repeating that he's winning doesn't make it true.

 

[I.C_Wiener]

dick doesnt even care about you. what happened to no sacred cows

 

[Niggernerd]

3P looks like a hobgoblin.
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He looks like this retard with downs i used to have to help back in HS but white.

 

[Laundui_or_douchette?]

He looks like this retard with downs i used to have to help back in HS but white.

Don’t see many black downies. Usually they are drowned at birth, aren’t they?

 

[axfaxf]

It was such an epic run he must have felt like Alexander The Great, a man who many considered to have God on his side.

20/21 July 356 BC – 10/11 June 323 BC. Alexander the Great was a jew? ^^

 

[Table Country]

NGNGNNHGNH YOUR SSHIELDING DICK SAYI NG ANYTHING BAD ABOUT PPP MEANS YOU'RE SHIELDING DICK HOW DARE YOU INSULT MY IDOL PPP AUAUAUUAHG

It really is like the Whale Watchers. You're either pro-Ashton or you're a Guntshielding faggot. All it's missing is the autistic Irish Nazi Larper running interference for the Based Sped, his Kino Godfather, and the other guy.

The only reason they're on this guy's cock is because he managed to trigger not just the Gunt, but his entire circle of butt buddies. I bet it'd be the same gay shit if it was anybody else who'd done it, even Zoom. I know for a fact that when this whole shitshow burns out the same people being glorified will reveal their own inner Gunt in time and when that happens this exact same bullshit will play out, just with a different cast of faggots that nobody cares about.

Ultimately I don't have a horse in this race, except maybe Jim and Dear Leader, but I've awakened to the disappointing reality that the people I rely on for internet entertainment are probably just as retar'ded as I am and they're only one spergout away from revealing their inner Gunt. I just wanna delve further down the rabbit hole of Dick's insecurities and figure out the truth at the heart of this faggotry.

what happened to no sacred cows

 

[MeltyTW]

No man, he totally won, he got his weird dicksuckers to post on the farms that he won, he won he won he won he won

Can't you believe that he won? Look at all the people saying he won! It must be true. Everyone agrees, why don't you agree.

This isn't manufactured consent at all

i dont think he looked good at all but because of Ethan and dicks overreaction he got what he wanted in part sooo eh

 

[I.C_Wiener]

you know it hit dick close to home, when ppp said " you peaked in highschool" it gave him ptsd flashbacks to him getting gangbanged by 6ft 8 aryan giga chads

 

[Sheryl Nome]

i dont think he looked good at all but because of Ethan and dicks overreaction he got what he wanted in part sooo eh

I think he looked fat. I think my favorite part of the racket's stream was after getting called fat he shut off his camera.

 

[Thirteenfifty]

The tile of the thread should have "come watch retards scream at each other through text" in it.

The amount of e-celeb dicksucking & whiteknighting is reaching a critical mass in this thread.