Man you know what I've finally turned a corner on this. The first posts saying this was gay and nothing didn't get me. The seventh, eighth, ninth and tenth posts saying "wow so dick is a chad is that what you spergs are angry over?" didn't cut it. Not even the fifteenth posts from multiple posters saying "faggy" and "nothingburger" got me but you know what? By the time about a dozen people had made posts telling me not to worry and that they didn't even understand the drama despite reading through 70 pages. That, that is when you got me.
I'm a dick rider now guys! Nobody cares a massive chad banged two hot sluts you lame, christian, autistic, virgin, obvious joke conspiracy believin, no mansion havin, broke, assholes.
Seriously no one cares and im now going to spam that same sentiment over and over while pretending not to be mad. There is nothing beyond a bunch of virgins mad that someone actually got a crumb of pussy somewhere in the world. Nothing else is suspicious about this and you can stop reading now. You're welcome!