Trashfire The Dick Masterson Simp Conspiracy - Dick Masterson & Co cover up of his "Simping"

[instythot]

uh, ya, prolly. "hey dude it's zoom let me on cuz xxx"

I don't buy it until we have a history of Corey using the telephone to fuck with people

 

[waffle]

That explains how Corey Barnhill (pedo, liar) was able to call Dick, but not how Dick knew that it was Corey Barnhill. If Dick didn't have Corey's number stored in his phone, how did he know it was Corey calling him? Did he text him too identifying himself?

(Not that I believe Zoom about having worked with Dick on NP2, but I think that's an incomplete answer for how he was able to call Dick and Dick know who it was.)

EDIT: So are any of these exceptional individuals going to start streaming at some point, or are they all just tickling our perineums?

You've talked on the phone before, right? I suspect he knew who it was because the conversation started with something like "Hi Dick, this is Zoom, remember me from Tonka and the Stream.me stuff?"

 

[ClipBitch]

I don't buy it until we have a history of Corey using the telephone to fuck with people

Zoom calls people all the time. Example: he spoke with a gym owner for hours to get information on Tonka. He did a long stream larping to the police about a anorexic girl being abused by her partents. There's more but I can't remember them.

 

[Perspicacity]

It is truly poetic that this is happening in a thread about a fat exceptional individual taking obvious bullshit way too far

While I happen to agree with you (even though it would be more fun to pretend this is all real).... The whole "Zoom is calling me on my phone, let's get him on!" then insisting on getting him on for like 2 hours multiple times...... Especially if you thought he was some random sperg from the Tonkasaw saga. Then in the most alpha of moves Dick tries to make nice on twitter???? This is the guy who rages at everything, who was infuriating at PPP (a guy he doesn't know at all) but is still trying to make nice with Corey? Doesn't make any sense at all.

Corey is very good at looking up public information and calling peoples phone and fucking with them. But I'm not buying the this whole narrative at all, Racket's and Masterson's behavior doesn't make sense. Either he was desperate for some kind of one up on PPP or he's completely retarded. Either way it looks incredibly bad.

 

[instythot]

While I happen to agree with you (even though it would be more fun to pretend this is all real).... The whole "Zoom is calling me on my phone, let's get him on!" then insisting on getting him on for like 2 hours multiple times...... Especially if you thought he was some random sperg from the Tonkasaw saga. Then in the most alpha of moves Dick tries to make nice on twitter???? This is the guy who rages at everything, who was infuriating at PPP (a guy he doesn't know at all) but is still trying to make nice with Corey? Doesn't make any sense at all.

You don't think that after a week of seething over random internet autists, dad was simply happy to have one of them offer to be on his side?

 

[Thirteenfifty]

Stay classy Ethan. Just a reminder this is what the gunt thinks of you if you throw cash his way.

Imagine being pathetic enough to actually superchat this guy.

 

[Crystal Golem]

While I happen to agree with you (even though it would be more fun to pretend this is all real).... The whole "Zoom is calling me on my phone, let's get him on!" then insisting on getting him on for like 2 hours multiple times...... Especially if you thought he was some random sperg from the Tonkasaw saga. Then in the most alpha of moves Dick tries to make nice on twitter???? This is the guy who rages at everything, who was infuriating at PPP (a guy he doesn't know at all) but is still trying to make nice with Corey? Doesn't make any sense at all.

Yeah that was the most damning part why are you sucking zoom's cock after you chewed him out over doxing you last night.... Or heck why would you suck zoom's cock at all?

 

[Celebrate Nite]

Hot banter over here from Ralph

 

[Sped Xing]

Damn Dick, "Ashley?" That's your big move?

Stuttering John calls your buddy Karl "Karla," and everyone laughs at how pathetic an insult that is.

Think about that.

 

[Perspicacity]

You don't think that after a week of seething over random internet autists, dad was simply happy to have one of them offer to be on his side?

Would you pick up the phone for a random internet sperg when you know internet autists are after your head?

 

[Sheryl Nome]

Yeah that was the most damning part why are you sucking zoom's cock after you chewed him out over doxing you last night.... Or heck why would you suck zoom's cock at all?

You may have never ever paid attention to the individual known as Dick Masterson (likely) but he tends to surround himself with absolute fucking weirdos, many of whom have threads on the farms, because they're good material for his Howard Stern esque webshow.

Now, I personally would not associate with many of these people, but he does, and continues to do so.

 

[Least Concern]

You've talked on the phone before, right? I suspect he knew who it was because the conversation started with something like "Hi Dick, this is Zoom, remember me from Tonka and the Stream.me stuff?"

Did Dick actually answer the phone, or just look at the screen? I seem to remember him just looking at the screen, but I might be wrong. Unfortunately I can't double-check it since Nick took the stream down.

 

[Simply Outplayed-HD]

Dame Pesos on Twitter

“These are the imbeciles that flagged PPP. His channel was comedy gold waiting to be explored, now is gone! The first guy who liked that post, the one with the Pokemon cards on his dick, WASTED MONEY buying a url just so I could make fun of someone! Some Dick's fans are the worst!”

twitter.com

Dame Pesos has exposed the people who flagged PPP. It's Eric Wong who organised a Dick Show Magic the Gathering Tournament. He also stole mundanemattisafatfaggot.com from Dame Pesos and appeared on Cucksmas Carols instead of Dame. He's a cringey faggot and this is straight out of his playbook.

 

[Perspicacity]

Dame Pesos on Twitter

“These are the imbeciles that flagged PPP. His channel was comedy gold waiting to be explored, now is gone! The first guy who liked that post, the one with the Pokemon cards on his dick, WASTED MONEY buying a url just so I could make fun of someone! Some Dick's fans are the worst!”

twitter.com

Dame Pesos has exposed the people who flagged PPP. It's Eric Wong who organised a Dick Show Magic the Gathering Tournament. He also stole mundanemattisafatfaggot.com from Dame Pesos and appeared on Cucksmas Carols instead of Dame. He's a cringey faggot and this is straight out of his playbook.

IS DAME PESOS THE THIRD MAN!? Supposedly it will be revealed at 3 pm, we shall see. Oh fuck it's that colossal f-slur Erik Wong, what a shocker.

 

[instythot]

Would you pick up the phone for a random internet sperg when you know autists are after your head?

"Hey dick, I've been watching you lose to PPP lol. I've got lots of stuff on him. Bring me on" <- extremely plausible zoom text

 

[waffle]

Did Dick actually answer the phone, or just look at the screen? I seem to remember him just looking at the screen, but I might be wrong. Unfortunately I can't double-check it since Nick took the stream down.

There is a quick cut to dick where he has the mic covered and is talking on the phone, then says something to the effect of "that was Zoom, Nick. He wants to come on."

 

[Celebrate Nite]

Coach might do a video on NewProject2 if he get's enough support for it

 

[Crystal Golem]

You may have never ever paid attention to the individual known as Dick Masterson (likely) but he tends to surround himself with absolute fucking weirdos, many of whom have threads on the farms, because they're good material for his Howard Stern esque webshow.

Now, I personally would not associate with many of these people, but he does, and continues to do so.

Oh shit you're right I forgot my bit. Zoom is a run of the mill autist like any other guest on his show. There is nothing to see here dick is friends with many pedofiles so it doesn't matter. Nothing to see here moving on people!

 

[2021Murder]

Damn Dick, "Ashley?" That's your big move?

Stuttering John calls your buddy Karl "Karla," and everyone laughs at how pathetic an insult that is.

Think about that.

you're 36 hours behind

Would you pick up the phone for a random internet sperg when you know internet autists are after your head?

DON'T QUESTION THE HOMECOMING KING!

Yeah that was the most damning part why are you sucking zoom's cock after you chewed him out over doxing you last night.... Or heck why would you suck zoom's cock at all?

HEY EVERYONE LOOK AT CRYSTAL, THATS A LADIES NAME!!!!

 

[Perspicacity]

"Hey dick, I've been watching you lose to PPP lol. I've got lots of stuff on him. Bring me on" <- extremely plausible zoom text

Yes that's incredibly likely what happened, but to believe that shit is beyond exceptional. That's some sad desperate shit right there. That Racket's didn't just say "Uh no we are not inviting Zoom on" is also incredibly exceptional.