- Joined
- Sep 30, 2019
Dueling with guns is pussy shit. Real men use broadswords and full plate armor.
Trashfire The Dick Masterson Simp Conspiracy - Dick Masterson & Co cover up of his "Simping"
- Thread starter Superman93
- Start date
- Status
- Joined
- Apr 19, 2020
GameDevAnon
kiwifarms.net
- Joined
- Sep 7, 2019
Also, the point of Sumo is just to push them out of the ring. We want these guys to beat the fuck out of each other.
- Joined
- May 9, 2020
Fuck that, make it MMA where it's harder to win based on shit ass technicalities. That's also why Sumo Wrestling is gay, in the context of actually fighting, who cares if you can push a motherfucker out of a circle? I wanna see some blood dammit
- Joined
- Nov 14, 2012
that's fucking lame as shit, it'll be midnight my time. gonna have to miss it.
Double Bacon Ass Burger
kiwifarms.net
- Joined
- Feb 24, 2018
Okay, to start, since not everyone here is a wrestling fan some terminology.
Angle: A story line between a set of characters.
Work: Fake.
Shoot: Real.
Worked shoot: Written to appear as if real but actually fake.
So this is how I see the NP2 conspiracy angle.
Some people know it's a work.
Some people believe it's a shoot.
Some people know it's a work but are selling it as a shoot.
Last is the most autistic Mad at the Internet group of all. Those who have worked themselves into a shoot. Which is to say, they have been in the thread so long that they started out knwing it was bullshit, but over the course of the thread they've gotten so ass blasted that they have convinced themselves that something they knew was fake 80+ pages ago is actually real.
Angle: A story line between a set of characters.
Work: Fake.
Shoot: Real.
Worked shoot: Written to appear as if real but actually fake.
So this is how I see the NP2 conspiracy angle.
Some people know it's a work.
Some people believe it's a shoot.
Some people know it's a work but are selling it as a shoot.
Last is the most autistic Mad at the Internet group of all. Those who have worked themselves into a shoot. Which is to say, they have been in the thread so long that they started out knwing it was bullshit, but over the course of the thread they've gotten so ass blasted that they have convinced themselves that something they knew was fake 80+ pages ago is actually real.
Last edited:
- Joined
- Jan 8, 2019
I'm not going to watch two fat guys get winded a 20 seconds. Sumo is the only thing they could even remotely do past a minute.
- Joined
- Dec 28, 2014
I want them both to die. Plus somehow, they need to both somehow catch on fire while this is happening.
- Joined
- Oct 16, 2019
Godwinson most likely knows he doesn't have to be serious, Ralph will bitch out long before he'll have to pay out.
Ralph won't risk the no shirt full HD gunt footage
- Joined
- Apr 17, 2019
GameDevAnon
kiwifarms.net
- Joined
- Sep 7, 2019
- Joined
- Dec 28, 2014
Early to bed and early to rise makes a nool healthy, wealthy and wise.
- Joined
- Sep 26, 2018
Same can be said for Ralph although in his case it has more to do with his blood alcohol level.
- Joined
- Sep 30, 2019
Why does it have to be an organized fight? Why can't it just be a drunk no-holds-barred fistfight in the church parkinglot?
- Joined
- Sep 25, 2018
imagine having a bunch of boring, banal texts spawn a autistic heated cage match
can't say 2020 hasn't delivered in spades
can't say 2020 hasn't delivered in spades
GameDevAnon
kiwifarms.net
- Joined
- Sep 7, 2019
What if we took them to a 3rd world country with no functioning government and let them duel with flamethrowers?
- Joined
- Apr 19, 2019
Because the fucking cops would ruin it just as it's getting good.
- Joined
- Oct 16, 2019
Because a hundred autists will snitch
- Joined
- May 9, 2020
That's actually what I'd prefer too. But these fags are going to insist on doing it in some sort of official event center due to USI
- Joined
- Dec 18, 2019
Given Ralph's history with police officers, it might end up making the fight more interesting.
- Status