Trashfire The Dick Masterson Simp Conspiracy - Dick Masterson & Co cover up of his "Simping"

[Sheryl Nome]

So why are these fucks doing this? Are they feds? Or are they just fedposting out of some pure nihilism?

I think that they're all feds, but I think everyone is a fed.

 

[Goku 1000000 O]

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Ralph accepted

The issue is actually getting an arena like that to sponsor two fat speds, I highly fucking doubt someone will be willing to pay for that. So if anything he set himself up fairly well to never have to actually fight PPP.

Its just empty posturing.

 

[Love Machine]

At least I can admit when I'm wrong, faggot.

bruh relax my dude. This is a good vibes thread only. You got hit with an epic prank my dude, just roll with it.

 

[Fareal]

I honestly don’t know who the fuck these dudes are, but I want to see them fight to the death. With knives.

 

[Several Goats]

I still respect his restraint in not telling his fans they're shit and he hates them, although any evidence he does in fact hate his fans is inferential, and purely based on the idea that you like Jim, so he can't possibly like these subhuman mongoloids who swarm around him.

For all we actually know, he loves subhuman mongoloids swarming around him, and that's his fetish.

 

[GameDevAnon]

What am I wrong about?

The fact that Dick's fans ARE making cope accounts on here too, for starters.
Also, you're such an unoriginal fucking faggot that you can't even come up with your own avatar, so you have to steal the site owners.

 

[instythot]

The issue is actually getting an arena like that to sponsor two fat speds, I highly fucking doubt someone will be willing to pay for that. So if anything he set himself up fairly well to never have to actually fight PPP.

Its just empty posturing.

Yes, the emptiest of posturing. How many international sporting events are being booked at the moment?

Null did a good job of making Ethan look like a greedy fat fuck by accepting his offer and immediately demanding more, though. Really great work there

 

[Jack Awful]

The issue is actually getting an arena like that to sponsor two fat speds, I highly fucking doubt someone will be willing to pay for that. So if anything he set himself up fairly well to never have to actually fight PPP.

Its just empty posturing.

Especially after Tonka failed to show up for the last one and cost everyone a bunch of money.

 

[Perspicacity]

I don't see Dick's fans making new accounts en masse solely to defend the prom king's honor. Can you say the same about Pastor Bubbles and his followers?


I'm sure Null really appreciates your apology.

Lol I got had by this shit. It's clear who a lot of these new accounts support, daddy Racket's.

 

[WorthlessTrash]

Lol

 

[mindlessobserver]

I suppose Rekieta would be the natural choice and possibly the only choice anyone could trust to hold the money in escrow.

They would also need a lawyer to set up the legality of the event otherwise it would just be two dudes fighting which is not precisely legal. This is such a productive use of my Trump bux provided t-shirt money though. I really want this to happen.

 

[MeltyTW]

The issue is actually getting an arena like that to sponsor two fat speds, I highly fucking doubt someone will be willing to pay for that. So if anything he set himself up fairly well to never have to actually fight PPP.

Its just empty posturing.

Get Tara Larosa asap, if this does happen itll be the most disappointing thing ever, i dont care how much ppp and ethan posture ive seen men in much better shape then them gas out near instantly leaving the fight a slow sloppy punch fest for most of it

 

[instythot]

The fact that Dick's fans ARE making cope accounts on here too, for starters.
Also, you're such an unoriginal fucking faggot that you can't even come up with your own avatar, so you have to steal the site owners.

Chill out man, this entire situation is funny. That so many people are bickering over such an obvious troll that went terribly right is just the thing to fill in these lockdown hours

 

[Lards and Lasses]

At least I can admit when I'm wrong, faggot.

that would be quite often, wouldn't it?

 

[Jed Clampett]

I'm starting to think there's a great chance Dick knew Zoom was going to dox him before he brought him on. Dick is really proud of his house and was boasting about it before Zoom even got on. Maybe this was a failed hard flex? Maybe he thought when everyone saw the house they would shut up or something? Dick clearly didn't care when his address was given out and wasn't mad at Zoom after.

 

[CatParty]

Is there any venue that could handle their massive combined weight

 

[Homer Simpson]

I've always had the impression Jim didn't really like his fans, particular the Mr. Redditor crowd which certainly includes Dickheads

I dunno about that. He has expressed that when he gets too big some people ruin his trolling, but aside from that he just seems to be indifferent for the most part.

Then again, when there was a shooting someone told the news jim was there and he fucked with them. So it's not always bad.

 

[GameDevAnon]

They would also need a lawyer to set up the legality of the event otherwise it would just be two dudes fighting which is not precisely legal. This is such a productive use of my Trump bux provided t-shirt money though. I really want this to happen.

Get Dick to bankroll this fight.
Take them to a 3rd world country with lax regulations for combat sports.
Get Ralph and PPP to sign waivers.
Let them fight.

 

[Fareal]

WE WANT THUMB TACKS

 

[instythot]

I'm starting to think there's a great chance Dick knew Zoom was going to dox him before he brought him on. Dick is really proud of his house and was boasting about it before Zoom even got on. Maybe this was a failed hard flex? Maybe he thought when everyone saw the house they would shut up or something? Dick clearly didn't care when his address was given out and wasn't mad at Zoom after.

Dax's address is all over public records related to a high profile lolsuit. Why would he even worried about being double doxed? Can you even be doxed again until you change addresses?