Trashfire The Dick Masterson Simp Conspiracy - Dick Masterson & Co cover up of his "Simping"

[Julay-chan]

How the hell did this little autism vortex over nothing suddenly blovate into 93 pages and counting? Each time I finish a page, the thread has advanced another 2 pages. How the fuck can this become so interesting? Because I'm already getting sleepy here from the much ado about nothing.

It's the Streisand effect. Instead of just laughing it off, Ralph & co. tried to "not make it a deal". And now it's more of a deal than it ever would be if Dick just admitted to it. In hindsight, this is exactly why the Gunt is an universal meme: because Ralph tried to memory-hole it, it just consumed him more and more. Stupid people don't learn from history.
You also have Null still running damage control for Dick too, so there's that.

 

[GameDevAnon]

I just want to point out that PPP actually managed to take down a cop, while Ralph could only flail at one.

Their fighting record shows a clear edge in PPP's favor.
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That laugh. Kek.

 

[Niggernerd]

How can one possible declare allegiances when we don't know who The Third Man is?

Okay okay I'm the third man.

 

[Julay-chan]

'lub my farm
'lub food
'lub rent
'lub utilities
'ate the English
'ate being @'d

simple as

Reveal your ID in the thread.

 

[Crystal Golem]

Broke: Choosing a side

Woke: Hyping up any and all e-celeb conflict to ultimately burn out every grifter online in an endless series of proxy wars.

 

[AnOminous]

When every time you call PPP fat evokes multiple angry responses from his nuthuggers., you just can't stop

He totally insists he isn't mad about being called fat, though. He said so on the stream, while being mad about being called fat.

 

[Pope of Degeneracy]

Okay okay I'm the third man.

No, I'm the third man

 

[Null]

Reveal your ID in the thread.

I don't post on your dead gay site fag.

 

[Sheryl Nome]

He totally insists he isn't mad about being called fat, though. He said so on the stream, while being mad about being called fat.

I think the moment Dick won that stream was when he turned his camera off after being called fat. Absolutely legendary. The rest was damage control.

If he hadn't shown that weakness to dick the bully he would have shut up and not been screaming at him.

 

[AnOminous]

It's the Streisand effect. Instead of just laughing it off, Ralph & co. tried to "not make it a deal".

That's the way you do it. If you want something not to be a deal, if you want to ignore it, you just literally ignore it.

Instead, though, they did this and now we have this hilarious fuckfest we can't look away from. I have tried, I just can't though.

 

[instythot]

I like PPP Can't fuck my wife right now cuz she's annoyed that I sprayed my shirt with Febreze today instead of using cologne.

Checks out

 

[Namekian George Floyd]

Can't fuck my wife right now cuz she's annoyed that I sprayed my shirt with Febreze today instead of using cologne.

What kind of degenerate fucking animal sprays Febreze on their clothes?
Should've sprayed some Axe so every lady on the block will show up to your mansion, then you'll have a different concubine for every room.

 

[Julay-chan]

I don't post on your dead gay site fag.

Sure you don't. Sure you didn't a couple months ago, wanting to make amends.
Why are you trying to act like Donga?

 

[MeltyTW]

PPP is no Trent.

PPP is closer to Michael and Prometheus if anything, also im not up to speed on christianity, isnt Trent the martyr that was found to have actually died of natural causes?

It's the Streisand effect. Instead of just laughing it off, Ralph & co. tried to "not make it a deal". And now it's more of a deal than it ever would be if Dick just admitted to it. In hindsight, this is exactly why the Gunt is an universal meme: because Ralph tried to memory-hole it, it just consumed him more and more. Stupid people don't learn from history.
You also have Null still running damage control for Dick too, so there's that.

I dont know if hammering on about Null locking discussion when that discussion is happening is the best strategy, i suggest you reconsider a great many things about your approach and selection criteria

I think the moment Dick won that stream was when he turned his camera off after being called fat. Absolutely legendary. The rest was damage control.

If he hadn't shown that weakness to dick the bully he would have shut up and not been screaming at him.

PPP looked bad but saying Dick won when his would be back up doxed him instead is just revisionist

 

[Sheryl Nome]

PPP is closer to Michael and Prometheus if anything


I dont know if hammering on about Null locking discussion when that discussion is happening is the best strategy, i suggest you reconsider a great many things about your approach and selection criteria


PPP looked bad but saying Dick won when his would be back up doxed him instead is just revisionist

I think if I repeat that dick won enough, everyone will believe me, worked for PPP :^)

 

[GogglyGoblin]

Null, I'm submitting a formal request for you to consider replacing all instances of "faggot" with "fslur" or "f-slur."

DO NOT DO THIS. This is the last gamer word we have left, do not opress us any more or else...

 

[Null]

Sure you don't. Sure you didn't a couple months ago, wanting to make amends.
Why are you trying to act like Donga?

What? I posted on /v/ to extend an offer to 9chan. I PGP signed that. I did not post elsewhere.

 

[Love Machine]

I just wanted to say to you all, now that we are on the fringe of this WAAAAGH. That, I love you guys. So matter how seething you are, no matter how much of a nuthugger you are, no matter how above it all you are. I love you, we have this memory together now. So when this is all over, I just want you all to know, you are all my brothers.

 

[Jewish Porn Hoe]

Protip: If you're as tall as PPP is and look this fat you're actually a ginormous lardbucket. At least Ralph has the excuse of being a manlet with a taste for too much firewater.

 

[GameDevAnon]

What kind of degenerate fucking animal sprays Febreze on their clothes?

ALL of you have done it. Don't lie.