Trashfire The Dick Masterson Simp Conspiracy - Dick Masterson & Co cover up of his "Simping"

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Do you guys really want to see whats chad? Cause I don't think you understand whats truly chad.
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When a real chad is is getting his ass torn out being an ultimate king he will often look to his wife or girlfriend for reassurance to mentally domniate her this is how she knows 3 minutes of silent pumping she will be getting the ultimate dicking later. This is the epitome of female reasurance seeking chad male behaviour.
 
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So after doing a little bit of digging into PPP as I'd never heard of him until going thru this thread, and in preparation for tonight's stream with Jim, I think it's pretty obvious he's your typical e-fame hungry attention whore. Going through old streams/videos of his (which are painfully boring), he comes off a lot like The Stepfather himself. As in, i think he believes he's smarter than he really is, in both his inflection, way of speaking, and word choice. But still does incredibly dumb things for attention no sane person with any dignity would do, like getting hammered on cheap malt-liquor and showing his fat pink butthole on stream, and unironically has a flag of Israel hanging in his room.

Other things I find "interesting" regarding him is his relation with Godwinson, who I think is only in this game because he has an ax to grind with Gunty King, (which I can't blame him, I think Ralph is a sensitive bawwing faggot who flags people) But why Godwinson would team up with someone like PPP who seems to be the human incarnation of heavy depleted-autism (emphasis on heavy) makes me think that Godwinson is probably just as much of a sperg as anyone else in the IBS cinematic universe.

Point being, the moment I heard PPP utter a single syllable I didn't like him, and my gut reactions regarding e-celebs generally aren't wrong. I've never liked JF, never liked Zoom, or Ralph, or CRP. And surprise surprise, they're the most autistic drama-llamas around.

Also, he looks like if Nannette and modern-day Mark Hoppus (seriously look him up if you haven't seen a pic of him in the last 20 years) had a baby. A really, REALLY fat, gender-ambiguous baby.
 
Are you saying it's not simping if you get pussy in the end?
I would guess not. To put it in a SIMP-ler way;
>Your girlfriend makes an OnlyFans, despite you already probably providing to her, you make a public video over how not-mad you are. = Simp.

>You say a couple mushy lines in private, tou have already scored with the chick before, and you're gonna git sum more. You work her into setting time and/or place. = Not simp.

Deal with it.
 
Dick Masterson: "I live in a mansion!"
>It's a minecraft dirt-block building in a desert biome

Dick Masterson: "I have threesomes all the time!"
>M'lady may I perchance partake in kissing your delectable toes?

Dick Masterson: "Zoom is a funny guy."
>I LIVE IN THE HOLLYWOOD HILLS I LIVE IN THE HOLLYWOOD HILLS I LIVE IN THE HOLLYWOOD HILLS

Yes imagine someone using different tactics to get to their objective which, in this case, is banging a chick... I dislike the loud greasy mexican as much as the next guy but the autism is reaching a all time high over absolutely nothing.
 
I used to be bitter about it. But then I just accepted the fact after the fifth time my tinder dates with "good girls" ended up with them gargling my nuts. All the butthurt coming from these people is because they either can't accept that reality or can't participate in it. American woman with ubiquity have exhibited this behavior.

It got brought up by multiple people so you must care about it
you cant prove any encounter so its pointless to say "oh look ive had sex" and its kind of irrelevant to the idea of decrying women as sluts and worthless but then hitting on them
 
you cant prove any encounter so its pointless to say "oh look ive had sex" and its kind of irrelevant to the idea of decrying women as sluts and worthless but then hitting on them
Nope, but my first post outlining my experience got enough people ass mad and plenty of people have reached out to puff out their chest to me. Believe me or not buddy, it doesn't change what happened. People one here are getting super razzed about this too.
 
you cant prove any encounter so its pointless to say "oh look ive had sex" and its kind of irrelevant to the idea of decrying women as sluts and worthless but then hitting on them

It's almost like it's a persona he puts up on stream for his show since that's the character he portrays... Your assbang mad self needs to chill over what's literally nothing. Dude wanted to slay, he tried to slay and said whatever he thought he needed to say. What's the big deal in that autistic mind of yours?

"Hurdur straight man that says woomang are shit tries to get some. Dat hypocrite!"
 
Well, there's still the matter of PPP showing up or not, and of course who knows if they'll actually be able to book it after the previous shitshow. I'm pretty sure the company lost money on that one.
 
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I wanted to share this nugget because Cecil can't be contacted with the joo base on twitter:
https://twitter.com/NotCecilMcfly/status/1259144051225477121?s=19
Cecil, when you read this. I just want to thank you, this made my day.
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Now, I think this whole thing should be backyard brawling and prison style. Enough of the soyboy ring rules. Gunt and company need bare knuckle boxing. No soyboy love taps.

Pretty sure I've quoted this before, but the character Raylan Givens from Justified had some appropriate words on this.

"Any woman who is merciful enough to allow you into her bed deserves better than to be insulted behind her back so why don't you stop trying so hard to impress your friend.."
 
and unironically has a flag of Israel hanging in his room.

That's there to balance out when his roommate gets a couple of drinks in him and starts waving a knife around and screaming about killing the jews

Other things I find "interesting" regarding him is his relation with Godwinson, who I think is only in this game because he has an ax to grind with Gunty King, (which I can't blame him, I think Ralph is a sensitive bawwing faggot who flags people) But why Godwinson would team up with someone like PPP who seems to be the human incarnation of heavy depleted-autism (emphasis on heavy) makes me think that Godwinson is probably just as much of a sperg as anyone else in the IBS cinematic universe.

PPP is definitely off-putting to a lot of people. There was a Godwinson stream which I'm not searching for where he explained what he saw in PPP. The fascination for him is essentially a real life manifestation of a 4chan overdose with an inexplicable glimmer of self-awareness. They got close enough for Godwinson to recently spend a month living with PPP and Surfer. Their teamup is completely independent of any Gunt Vendettas

One thing I'll give PPP is that he has quite a capacity to surprise people
 
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