Trashfire The Dick Masterson Simp Conspiracy - Dick Masterson & Co cover up of his "Simping"

[Love Machine]

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[Perspicacity]

What did the greasy loud mexican lose exactly? I'm sincerely trying to understand this exceptional train of thought.

The prom king didn't lose anything. He's slays pussy all day IN THE HOLLYWOOD HILLS. He's was ass deep IN A MODEL, he's RICH & FAMOUS. The small dick fat incels just want to bring him down man. It's just all the hate from the FAT VIRGINS that are driving this. Just ask all his friends that constantly parrot the same thing back at him.

 

[Crystal Golem]

What did the greasy loud mexican lose exactly? I'm sincerely trying to understand this exceptional train of thought.

Um well not totally sure of the time stamp but if you watch the rekietas stream can see him lose his mind I think it's about the time he decided it was a good idea to take a call from zoom live on a stream with boomer rackets hosting.

 

[I.C_Wiener]

What did the greasy loud mexican lose exactly? I'm sincerely trying to understand this exceptional train of thought.

he lost my cum in his mouth. zoom called dick and dick told nick to bring him on. and then zoom backfired on them and doxed dicks mansion on nicks stream. dick started crying and did a another line of coke. this is the moment that doomed dick

 

[Shannon Gaines]

I hope I quoted this post correctly, I am quite new to this newfangled software. Back in my days we used vBulletin.

So after doing a little bit of digging into PPP as I'd never heard of him until going thru this thread, and in preparation for tonight's stream with Jim, I think it's pretty obvious he's your typical e-fame hungry attention whore. Going through old streams/videos of his (which are painfully boring), he comes off a lot like The Stepfather himself. As in, i think he believes he's smarter than he really is, in both his inflection, way of speaking, and word choice. But still does incredibly dumb things for attention no sane person with any dignity would do, like getting hammered on cheap malt-liquor and showing his fat pink butthole on stream, and unironically has a flag of Israel hanging in his room.

Other things I find "interesting" regarding him is his relation with Godwinson, who I think is only in this game because he has an ax to grind with Gunty King, (which I can't blame him, I think Ralph is a sensitive bawwing faggot who flags people) But why Godwinson would team up with someone like PPP who seems to be the human incarnation of heavy depleted-autism (emphasis on heavy) makes me think that Godwinson is probably just as much of a sperg as anyone else in the IBS cinematic universe.

Point being, the moment I heard PPP utter a single syllable I didn't like him, and my gut reactions regarding e-celebs generally aren't wrong. I've never liked JF, never liked Zoom, or Ralph, or CRP. And surprise surprise, they're the most autistic drama-llamas around.

Also, he looks like if Nannette and modern-day Mark Hoppus (seriously look him up if you haven't seen a pic of him in the last 20 years) had a baby. A really, REALLY fat, gender-ambiguous baby.

Thank you for your great post, dear netizen! I sincerely agree that this PPP person is a scoundrel of the highest kind. He is just another filthy attention prostitute (excuse my language), and he displays this by making COMPLETELY false accusations against a kind gentlemen such as Richard Masterson. Back when I first started using the internet (early 80s - shows you how old I am, haha), we used to call this "flaming". This PPP individual seems to think that simply using irony will completely unshackle him from being a responsible gentleman on the World Wide Web. Back in my days these people were trolled by Anonymous, but nowadays you see no such thing. Kids these days are so weak minded. Me being an oldfriend, I will put the best of my attempts towards seeing this PPP chap get his internet career ended. Such bold faced lies are unacceptable under the Netiquette.

 

[Namekian George Floyd]

Its like getting high off jenkem!

Can you actually get high off of it? I thought that was just a myth.

 

[Chad Nasty]

coomer logic

Maybe, but theres a bunch of buttmad people here because some dudes have sex. Like a bunch of Elliot Rodgers.

 

[MeltyTW]

The prom king didn't lose anything. He's slays pussy all day IN THE HOLLYWOOD HILLS. He's was ass deep IN A MODEL, he's RICH & FAMOUS. The small dick fat incels just want to bring him down man. It's just all the hate from the FAT VIRGINS that are driving this. Just ask all his friends that constantly parrot the same thing back at him.

hey now that sounds sarcastic, just so you know no matter how much you degrade him or how thin skinned he looks or how his reputation suffered, he had an orgasm after awkwardly thrusting into a woman so he's on the upswing. only cooming matters

 

[DecimatedFerret]

he lost my cum in his mouth.

Hold up nigga, you wanted to cum in his mouth? dats gay

 

[(((Obar Lazcano Kamz)))]

What null says is probably right, I dont see NP2 as a hill jim would die on. I doubt he need the money all that bad.

jim is a j ew that will do anything for money and hes not going to drop new project 2 even if he gets a competitive offer from another website.

 

[Love Machine]

jim is a one of Trump's Chosen People that will do anything for money and hes not going to drop new project 2 even if he gets a competitive offer from another website.

If he was a jew he would have been selling caps with starts on them for almost a decade now.

 

[Thirteenfifty]

ngl I'm pretty hyped. if the rumors/conspiracy theories are true and metokur is either the 3rd man or disavows np2 this threads is going to go nuclear.

 

[Crystal Golem]

he lost my cum in his mouth. zoom called dick and dick told nick to bring him on. and then zoom backfired on them and doxed dicks mansion on nicks stream. dick started crying and did a another line of coke. this is the moment that doomed dick

A little tid-bit that keeps getting passed over is the part where masterson refused to read the texts on stream which is whatever but after he left rackets and drex were talking about reading the texts and wouldn't you know it along comes dicky back on the stream and the texts don't get addressed.

 

[Kaiser Aura]

Day 2. I'm all caught up again (for the moment) and have still learned and contributed nothing to all this, just like most of you.

But after 100 pages I'm staying strapped in until the ride is over.

 

[Had]

If Jim heats this fire further ill buy all the hats I can

 

[Love Machine]

Day 2. I'm all caught up again (for the moment) and have still learned and contributed nothing to all this, just like most of you.

But after 100 pages I'm staying strapped in until the ride is over.

we are contributing to the fun!

 

[I.C_Wiener]

Maybe, but theres a bunch of buttmad people here because some dudes have sex. Like a bunch of Elliot Rodgers.

hey man that guy was a supreme gentlemen. he drove a bmw, he had 1000 dollar sunglasses. you know elliot would beat dicks ass.

 

[MeltyTW]

hey man that guy was a supreme gentlemen. he drove a bmw, he had 1000 dollar sunglasses. you know elliot would beat dicks ass.

i dunno elliot might have trouble trying to out knife a mexican

 

[Chad Nasty]

hey man that guy was a supreme gentlemen. he drove a bmw, he had 1000 dollar sunglasses. you know elliot would beat dicks ass.

Elliot was just another bitchboi who got mad that he never got laid. Ubermensch elliot wasn't able to get poon while the lessers got all the chicks. All the dudes here getting mad about other dudes having sex fall under that umbrella.

 

[Had]

hey man that guy was a supreme gentlemen. he drove a bmw, he had 1000 dollar sunglasses. you know elliot would beat dicks ass.

young elliot > young dick