Trashfire The Dick Masterson Simp Conspiracy - Dick Masterson & Co cover up of his "Simping"

Who is the third man?

  • tonka

    Votes: 107 15.6%

  • Mister Metokur

    Votes: 126 18.3%

  • Warski

    Votes: 73 10.6%

  • ur mom?

    Votes: 151 21.9%

  • Dear Leader

    Votes: 178 25.9%

  • f-slurs

    Votes: 212 30.8%

  • kraut

    Votes: 179 26.0%
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This is the real winner here, the master of puppets!

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Captain Manning said:
I didn't even mention Nick. I am talking about the stream that just happened. The one that was an utter embarrassment for Leo and PPP.

You clearly have issues with Nick, man. To the point you're bringing it up despite nobody else talking about it. You and Arm Pit Cream should take your grievances to Nick and stop losing your shit in front of me. You're like PPP sperging out about Josh in front of Jim. I'm telling you basically the same thing Jim told PPP.
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You made yourself the representative of Nick? You have his phonenumber, he's your emergency contact above any IRL friends you have and spent 7 hours pedoshielding for him last night.
You defended Nick by saying he did nothing wrong in bringing Zoom on as long as he says Zoom is bad now even though he did work for Zoom before, and literally say you called him because of this.
You have of your own will made yourself the repersentative of Nick on kiwifarms, to the point Nick himself begged you to stop trying to fanboy him on here.

Your sperg out at PPP to defend the honour of Nick is laughable.
Also to quote you
As for "running interference," I have said my bit. I stepped away from that thread at the suggestion of @Superman93. I imagine it'll burn out eventually on its own. I'm not going to not be friends with Nick anymore.
But, hey, you'll be happy to know Nick has told me he doesn't want me to defend him here. So I shant. You can take that as a win. Congrats.
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Hone up to your word and gtfo you pathetic paypig, you can't even follow what you said hours ago. Such a sperg.
 
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Double Bacon Ass Burger said:
Anyone saying Proud Powerful Pussy won on Nick's stream is dumb as shit. He filibustered at the top of his lungs. I wish he had brought this much energy tonight.
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TBF, there's an argument to be made for it. I agree with Jim there. Mainly because Dick performed like dogshit. That Prom King comment was cringe. I also laughed at PPP's Mexican gardner jab. PPP might have done better if he wasn't such an autistic leaf.

But this thing with Jim? It's not even close. Jim handily put both PPP and Leo on their ass. It sucked all the oxygen out of the dumpster fire.
 
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Thinking over this, here's how I think PPP should have played this.
1. Dont bring in Leopirate, the callback to Gamergate was really gay, leave Gamergate out of it
2. Your 3rd man was Jesus
3. Spend the entire stream quoting gospel and trying to convert Jim and save his soul
4. Say it is a mortal sin to bear false witness (false flagging, gay ops) and the Lord will make those who do so suffer
5. When pressed for evidence fall back on Jesus told me and the Lord will reveal all in good time
6. Follow the stream up with a sermon condemning everyone and everything quoting appropriate scripture

Jim probably would have caught on like he did with Amos Yee but we would have had 10-15 minutes of Jim not knowing what the fuck was going on and it would have been more entertaining than what we got. Ultimately his want to out the Gunt was stronger than his want to fan the flames and that is really disappointing.
 
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