Trashfire The Dick Masterson Simp Conspiracy - Dick Masterson & Co cover up of his "Simping"

[Cow Poly]

Also if zoom had access he would be able to show a screenshot of phpMyAdmin. This is the only true and honest nothing burger so far

 

[Superman93]

Both of these faggots are lying so hard

 

[Perspicacity]

even worse is that if he does get 50 calls a day, he wouldn't go "zoom wants on" he would say "some guy named zoom wants on, is this one of your fat friends Ashley coming to back you up?" he clearly knows and trusts zoom enough to have him fight his battles

Is Masterson trying to make himself look even more suspicious???? I get 50 calls a day, let's answer the phone for this Zoom guy who I don't even know, he just acted like a sociopath sperg on a show I was on over a year ago with.

 

[2021Murder]

Veeh clearly won.

he didn't win either, i assumed Veeh was the Atorney General for Romania right now, instead he's still a loser and now pretending the 2nd best prostitue in all of his country is his girlfriend

 

[Tukadu]

Yeah Dick is just lying here. He didn’t care when Zoom doxed his address and he was thoroughly annoyed with PPP.

Like why even do that Dick, whats going through your head right now?

Dick lives and dies by his reputation and he's too old to start over, I think he's just trying to get out of the other end of this shitstorm not pissing off any more people, even if it means he has to suck Zoom's dick while Zoom lies about him.

It's doubly hilarious that this all started over a literal non-issue that could've been defused in the womb by simply going "Yeah, those DM's were pretty cringe, I probably wouldn't do it again if I could do it over."

 

[Jaimas]

Who won IBS? (pls vote&share)
https://www.strawpoll.me/20003350

The audience.

 

[Captain Manning]

Zoom needs to post the SQL DB or just stop trying with this pathetic shit. It's not even vaguely convincing or plausible, it makes him look like he actually has no clue what he's talking about.

I'm inclined to go with the pot smoking crypto enthusiast here. They likely know more about this than my boomer ass.

 

[Crystal Golem]

You seem to misunderstand

I said it wasn't unusual for Dick to associate with known pedophile Digibro

That doesn't mean I support it lmao

Ah yes your blase attitude about the whole situation clearly spelled out your opposition to the matter.

 

[GenericReviewerDraco]

Dick has recruited Count Dankula

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I'm late to this autismfest, but man the COPE levels are off the chart.

 

[Slimboy Fat]

Who won IBS? (pls vote&share)
https://www.strawpoll.me/20003350

you know I thought I had an answer until I saw all my options

shit, who did win IBS?

 

[Laundui_or_douchette?]

Maybe Zoom wasn’t calling Dick’s phone, but through

>my actual phone number
what phone number did he give to Zoom? A skype number?

I had this thought also. Zoom probably just called him through Skype or something similar.

 

[2021Murder]

Is Masterson trying to make himself look even more suspicious???? I get 50 calls a day, let answer the phone for this Zoom guy who I don't even know, he just acted like a sociopath sperg on a show I was on over a year ago with.

exactly people playing the "he remembers him from his association with Ethan" card, as if that was somehow a good experience overall. It would be like trusting hitler again if you were a jew.

I'm late to this autismfest, but man the COPE levels are off the chart.

STFU YOU DIDNT EVEN GO TO PROM MUCH LESS HOMECOMING

 

[Snappy Jappy]

Dick lives and dies by his reputation and he's too old to start over, I think he's just trying to get out of the other end of this shitstorm not pissing off any more people, even if it means he has to suck Zoom's dick while Zoom lies about him.

It's doubly hilarious that this all started over a literal non-issue that could've been defused in the womb by simply going "Yeah, those tweets were pretty cringe, wouldn't do it again if I could do it over."

Being chummy with zoom, then him eventually turning on you. We've seen this thing play out with Joachim and Ralph before, I wonder what kind of receipts zoom has on Dick

Edit: It should be noted that Joachim and Ralph are pieces of shit that had it coming too, this should be interesting

 

[instythot]

Am I the only one who thinks PPP completely bombed the Nick stream crash by constantly confusing Nick with Dick and moralfagging? His performance only doesn't look as bad as it was because Dick ran with his reused joke schtick.

I really get why people coming into this from the Lawsplaining door are confused and/or irritated by everything that happened. Nick made a big mistake having him on (and that's debatable. He monetized the shit out of that spectacle), but PPP's only point in going on was to provoke Dax and unquestionably succeeded

PPP rambles about autistic shit that has little to no basis in reality.

Maybe I'm missing something...

PPP's entire act is like 4chan used to be. On a good day, it's weird, unexpected and inexplicably funny despite it being 99% awkward shitposting with little to no basis in reality. Thursday was a really good day

I'm gonna go with Corey being full of shit about coding for him (because I have to take Dick's word over Corey), but Dick's site being vulnerable (usernames, posts, etc) and not updated looks plausible according to these tweets. That being said I don't see anything about financials so I would say it's totally unrelated. If Masterson is lying...... he's a real scumbag at this point.

There is a much greater chance that Dax is a lazy drunk who's been neglecting site maintenance and is handling Corey Barnhill marginally better than he stayed calm in the face of the Lord's Gunt. I've been hearing that the site's been a wordpress template since it went up, so Corey poking around in what has been demonstrated to be a questionably secure site for days is hardly the surprise that Dax taking his call was

 

[Sheryl Nome]

Ah yes your blase attitude about the whole situation clearly spelled out your opposition to the matter.

I'm not a fan of dick and for all I care he can suck dick, you seem to have misjudged me friendo

 

[Goku 1000000 O]

Dick has recruited Count Dankula

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I just realized that Skeptics are probably paying attention to this. Maybe we’ll get to see that cast of characters pop back up as well.

 

[Crystal Golem]

That's literally you the past 24 hours

ftfy

 

[GameDevAnon]

We now have proof that Dick Masterson is a simp.
He is simping for Zoom. FACT.

 

[2021Murder]

We now have proof that Dick Masterson is a simp.
He is simping for Zoom. FACT.

PPP its your cousin Marvin. you know that new angle you're looking for; read this!

 

[Sheryl Nome]

We now have proof that Dick Masterson is a simp.
He is simping for Zoom. FACT.

Strong point