Trashfire The Dick Masterson Simp Conspiracy - Dick Masterson & Co cover up of his "Simping"

[George Cuckzunian]

So I'm just getting caught up on this, here is what I understand so far:

So an internet famous guy, who goes by the name "Dick Masterson", who's entire shock-jock persona is being a hard drinking libertine chad who is a bit of dick to women, leveraged his success and used some less than savory tactics to get a three-way going with his girlfriend and some hot fitness model who is in a rockey marriage. Predictably, emotions are charged, things get out of hand, and possibly fueled by some self-medication with drugs and alcohol get emotional things go south and shit leaks on to the internet. A bunch of dudes on the internet with an axe to grind team up with a bunch of dudes who are mad because they are not pulling any ass themselves and are not getting as many internet points decide, despite everyone involved being an actual fully grown adult with free will, that this behavior is against their moral code. This leads to a bunch of WWE style youtube smack talk culminating with an English dandy with a posh accent trying to orchestrate some kind of thunder-dome style fight between the two fattest guys on either side -- which immediately get canceled as soon as everyone agrees to and then realizes how much effort would actually be involved. Failing that, everyone just falls back to the old standard and tries to link the opposition to pedophiles.

What did I miss?

well you could start by reading the JLH medium article:

Things in the JLH leaks that come to light that no one is talking about because everyone is too busy spazing over internet buzzwords like simp:

* 80's Girl (Marie) secretly recorded Dick fighting with Kian (his friend who is also his show lawyer) because Kian was going to make a move on JLH.
* Dick throws 80's girl out of the house, screams at her and berates her all the time even though she is mentally ill and over all treats her like shit.
* 80's Girl doesn't want to have threeways, she does it because he dying uterus hopes if she does slut tricks enough eventually Dick will magically want to get married and have a kid.
* Dick admits he pretty much only uses people to get what he wants. He pretends that with Jamie it was something more deep and special but by his own admission he was getting what he wanted and lying.
* Dick feeds people drugs to keep them around especially if he knows they have substance abuse issues (80's Girl has a DUI)
* While he doesn't do this publicly, everyone IRL knows and doesn't say anything because Dick pulls a Maddox if anyone tells him anything

What I wanna know is why is Kian going after JLH knowing Dick was fucking her? Do they normally share women? If not is it normal for Kian to ask a mother may I note from Daddy Dax before he can use his PP? Why is Dick still with 80's girl knowing she secretly records him and sends out recordings? This is all very Maddox tier shit. These are the entertaining questions that people could be asking but instead it's getting railroaded into Dick getting out infront of it and trying to make it about "oh boy so embarrassed I slept with 2 women at one guys. Talk about 1st place chad problems. Oh man, hey Ralph and co look at all these ho's that be mad guys. You should make fun of them with me to feel cool and validated".

I get why people aren't picking up on some of this shit quicker. You gotta read it more than just skimming it and JLH's leaks are more or less an depressed livejournal post, people who didn't tune in to the show for the past couple years have no clue who the fuck Kian is and why he matters, a normie don't know a lot of the stuff Dick's condemned people for publicly but is trying to pretend is totally Chad Alpha when he gets caught doing it.

But it annoys me so many Dick's white knights are trying to pass it off as a nothing burger that is soooooo boring, At the same time they also wanna pass it off as a massive breach of Dick's private life (in a way it kinda is) and report JLH to medium and have all her shit taken down and were publicly cheering the flaggotry. Now that Mister Memeokur says being a flaggot and false flagging isn't cool, use the Mundane Matt defense of "people who hate me are doing it and pretending its me to make me look like not an Alpha Chad"

EDIT:
Dunno if the full article is available to read on this thread but here ya go, the uncensored mirror. The article is seperate from the google drive link with the text messages, and the emails from Marie are 80's girl.

 

[Stasi]

This is is the ideal male body. You may not like it but this is what peak performance looks like.

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Look at dem tiddies.

I think the real conspiracy here is how long has Godwinson been keeping this heifer locked up in his dungeon to sell his man-m1lk on the black market?

 

[Eli Whitney]

well you could start by reading the JLH medium article:

I actually did take a look at that. What am I missing?

 

[Elric of Melnibone]

So I'm just getting caught up on this, here is what I understand so far:

So an internet famous guy, who goes by the name "Dick Masterson", who's entire shock-jock persona is being a hard drinking libertine chad who is a bit of dick to women, leveraged his success and used some less than savory tactics to get a three-way going with his girlfriend and some hot fitness model who is in a rockey marriage. Predictably, emotions are charged, things get out of hand, and possibly fueled by some self-medication with drugs and alcohol things go south and shit leaks on to the internet. A bunch of dudes on the internet with an axe to grind team up with a bunch of dudes who are mad because they are not pulling any ass themselves and are not getting as many internet points who decide, despite everyone involved being an actual fully grown adult with free will, that this behavior is against their moral code. This leads to a bunch of WWE style youtube smack talk culminating with an English dandy with a posh accent trying to orchestrate some kind of thunder-dome style fight between the two fattest guys on either side -- which immediately get canceled as soon as everyone agrees to and then realizes how much effort would actually be involved. Failing that, everyone just falls back to the old standard and tries to link the opposition to pedophiles.

What did I miss?

The part where PPP successfully derailed Nick Rekietas stream for almost 2 hours and made dick so fucking mad he was trying to eat his mic. Which as a side note to anyone asking how PPP won, its simple really. He managed to force his way onto the stream, he did everything that he knew was against Nicks rules, and he took control of the stream. It was the funniest shit ever, and at the end Drexel was the only one on that stream that knew what had happened, calling Dick and Nick fools. Anyways, other than that your summery is spot on.

 

[George Cuckzunian]

I actually did take a look at that. What am I missing?

Nothing important. Enjoy the trash fire and grab a fresh log to throw on when you get up please.

 

[DarkSoulsPhil]

Is this thread STILL going on?

 

[Fools Idol]

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The gunt thinks his 4' 11" 500 pound alchoholic ass could take on PPP

I love how Ralph gets fatter and shorter every time he is mentioned.

 

[instythot]

I just got through Ashton's last few videos from last night. Esoteric PPPism? Now THAT is a kick in the "why did you even pay attention to me" balls. Delicious

 

[Fools Idol]

I just got through Ashton's last few videos from last night. Esoteric PPPism? Now THAT is a kick in the "why did you even pay attention to me" balls. Delicious

You wouldn't get it.

 

[Shannon Gaines]

So I'm just getting caught up on this, here is what I understand so far:

So an internet famous guy, who goes by the name "Dick Masterson", who's entire shock-jock persona is being a hard drinking libertine chad who is a bit of dick to women, leveraged his success and used some less than savory tactics to get a three-way going with his girlfriend and some hot fitness model who is in a rockey marriage. Predictably, emotions are charged, things get out of hand, and possibly fueled by some self-medication with drugs and alcohol things go south and shit leaks on to the internet. A bunch of dudes on the internet with an axe to grind team up with a bunch of dudes who are mad because they are not pulling any ass themselves and are not getting as many internet points who decide, despite everyone involved being an actual fully grown adult with free will, that this behavior is against their moral code. This leads to a bunch of WWE style youtube smack talk culminating with an English dandy with a posh accent trying to orchestrate some kind of thunder-dome style fight between the two fattest guys on either side -- which immediately get canceled as soon as everyone agrees to and then realizes how much effort would actually be involved. Failing that, everyone just falls back to the old standard and tries to link the opposition to pedophiles.

What did I miss?

How many times are Dick paypigs going to make the same post in this exact format of "uhhh i just heard this and this is what i understand [insert dick cope]"? If you were one of the oldfags of this thread like I am, you'd be able to spot these defense league posters.

 

[Eli Whitney]

The part where PPP successfully derailed Nick Rekietas stream for almost 2 hours and made dick so fucking mad he was trying to eat his mic. Which as a side note to anyone asking how PPP won, its simple really. He managed to force his way onto the stream, he did everything that he knew was against Nicks rules, and he took control of the stream. It was the funniest shit ever, and at the end Drexel was the only one on that stream that knew what had happened, calling Dick and Nick fools. Anyways, other than that your summery is spot on.

Gotcha. I kind of considered that to be part of the WWE smack talk portion. Maybe I glossed over it.

 

[Weird Ages]

So I'm just getting caught up on this, here is what I understand so far:

So an internet famous guy, who goes by the name "Dick Masterson", who's entire shock-jock persona is being a hard drinking libertine chad who is a bit of dick to women, leveraged his success and used some less than savory tactics to get a three-way going with his girlfriend and some hot fitness model who is in a rockey marriage. Predictably, emotions are charged, things get out of hand, and possibly fueled by some self-medication with drugs and alcohol things go south and shit leaks on to the internet. A bunch of dudes on the internet with an axe to grind team up with a bunch of dudes who are mad because they are not pulling any ass themselves and are not getting as many internet points who decide, despite everyone involved being an actual fully grown adult with free will, that this behavior is against their moral code. This leads to a bunch of WWE style youtube smack talk culminating with an English dandy with a posh accent trying to orchestrate some kind of thunder-dome style fight between the two fattest guys on either side -- which immediately get canceled as soon as everyone agrees to and then realizes how much effort would actually be involved. Failing that, everyone just falls back to the old standard and tries to link the opposition to pedophiles.

What did I miss?

If you look at it at a face value and from a very biased and normie point of view you're right. However there's very good reason to believe some of the people involved are just trying to cause as much drama as possible because they miss the old IBS days and don't believe most of what they say.

 

[The biggest iron]

Is this thread STILL going on?

Yes, but it's mostly people going over the same points with null commenting every now and then.

 

[Gustav Schuchardt]

Has anyone tried just telling everyone “lol calm down”

Why would anyone want to? This shit is fucking hilarious. PPP is the best troll ever.

"You seem these same fucking shills for Masterson over and over again in these threads. Coming in with inorganic posting. Coming in with garbage. Endless posts about how I'm fat. If you've seen some of the pictures posted on Kiwi Farms of me do you think I'm ashamed of my body and who I am? Or does it seem as how I'm very proud of who I am? Very secure in who I am and of my masculinity. To the point where I can cut a promo about raping another man's ass and still be masculine. And still not lose crisis in the fact that I'm straight. And I'm doing this to this man to punish him . Because he has inflicted such great sin upon the world that only a righteous judge and punisher like myself can finish him and give him the justice he deserves. And I will. Ethan Ralph has crossed all the lines and so all the lines will be crossed with him. He thinks he's safe. That his family's safe. Or that his property is safe. When he comes after me and all that I have. It's prison rules now, Ralph. It's prison rules."

Only sacrificing Ralph to PPP can make the corn harvest succeed.

 

[Eli Whitney]

How many times are Dick paypigs going to make the same post in this exact format of "uhhh i just heard this and this is what i understand [insert dick cope]"? If you were one of the oldfags of this thread like I am, you'd be able to spot these defense league posters.

I don't really have a horse in the fight man. Admittedly, I'm kind of new to this whole thing. I was just pumped to see two fat guys try to fight each other to the death... or at least until they got too tired.

 

[TardBows]

The part where PPP successfully derailed Nick Rekietas stream for almost 2 hours and made dick so fucking mad he was trying to eat his mic. Which as a side note to anyone asking how PPP won, its simple really. He managed to force his way onto the stream, he did everything that he knew was against Nicks rules, and he took control of the stream. It was the funniest shit ever, and at the end Drexel was the only one on that stream that knew what had happened, calling Dick and Nick fools. Anyways, other than that your summery is spot on.

The biggest problem is, why the fuck would PPP desperately get Jim to acknowledge that he won anyway? He should had already been strutted in and coming out as a winner in derailing Nick, but he keeps simping to Jim instead for validation.

 

[BarberFerdinand]

which gunt will emerge victorious........

 

[Perspicacity]

The biggest problem is, why the fuck would PPP desperately get Jim to acknowledge that he won anyway? He had already been strutted in and coming out as a winner in derailing Nick, but he keeps simping to Jim instead for validation.

If you watch the absolute seething rage of Gunty who was restreaming to 100 people, I think you will understand. He literally muted the stream when Metokur called him a f-slur.

 

[Thirteenfifty]

anyone have a clip of when PPP is shit talking Ralph's dead dad? PPP doing that last year is what made Ethan send his nudes to his family & church and fuck up his life. it's a powermove he would call back to that.

 

[Crystal Golem]

The part where PPP successfully derailed Nick Rekietas stream for almost 2 hours and made dick so fucking mad he was trying to eat his mic. Which as a side note to anyone asking how PPP won, its simple really. He managed to force his way onto the stream, he did everything that he knew was against Nicks rules, and he took control of the stream. It was the funniest shit ever, and at the end Drexel was the only one on that stream that knew what had happened, calling Dick and Nick fools. Anyways, other than that your summery is spot on.

Also
-The entire little rascals cast showing up as a dick washing squad(props to wildsmile on being the one NP2 user to give this a fair shake)
-Dick sending out his capos to flag both the Medium article and PPP's channel
-Dick refusing to acknowledge the texts or article while on Rekieta or even thinking about it on the stream with Jessie(which whatever he could be tired of talking about them BUT THEN....)
-Dick leaving then showing up later as soon as Nick and Drex talked about reading them
-Dick absolutely chuffed at taking a personal call from zoom live on said stream and answering the call like it was an old friend newly back in town. Then getting doxed and clowned on by zoom only to absolutely cuck to him later on twitter
-Dick taking a screenshot of GameDevAnon's post like a bitch and the subsequent stream where ROTC picked this up and lied about GameDev as they salivated for dick's ball sweat
-Null getting bootyblasted metokur dared even talk to PPP and predicting his leaving NP2 and subsequent moralfagging none of which had any merit or even reason to be suspected