Trashfire The Dick Masterson Simp Conspiracy - Dick Masterson & Co cover up of his "Simping"

Who is the third man?

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  • ur mom?

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  • Dear Leader

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Null said:
Yes. I'd suggest anyone able to do so to do the same. Go to some place you're interested in. Learn something new. Meet strange people. Ukraine, Iran, Mongolia. The whole world is split wide open. The most accessible the planet has ever been. I beg of anyone who is depressed, before you kill yourself, act like you just quicksaved in Skyrim and go fucking apeshit.
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"Explore the world!"

>sits in a dark room in front of a screen all day

It doesn't matter what part of the world you are in, if you are still doing the same things you were always doing.
 
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Okay, some key takeaways I'm sure all of you have asked for.

I guess I'm in the same boat as a lot of other people: PPP, Godwinson, LeoPirate, and whoever else is part of their crew do the shit they do just to fuck with Ralph and Dick. Whether or not they have a smoking gun on their side remains to be seen; all that matters for them is that they're fucking with their heads. And while I'd hesitate to call myself a PPP fan anytime soon, I'll give that morbidly obese, pasty, lithping leaf credit where it's due: it seems to be working out quite well for him—the reactions of those two to him...haven't been the best. Why is Ashton doing this? Well, I'd say half of it is fucking boredom with everyone all cooped up in their homes these days and no truly major Internet drama happening outside of maybe the iDubbbz thing, and the other half of it is to keep up his spergy rivalry with Ralph.

Which brings me to this: who is PPP and crew's main target, Ralph or Dick? To which I say, well:

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I think Ralph was their original endgame because, well, he and PPP have quite the history with each other, and it likely explains why PPP and Leo didn't delve too deep into Dick's alleged connection with Zoom during their talk with Jim, which appears to be the one thing that's really soured people's opinions on Dick. There's also the idea of a wrassling match between PPP and Ralph meant to settle their rivalry floating in the air that, even if both of them are intent on showing up, has a precisely 0% chance of happening because Valor and Tim Loy won't touch these people with a ten-foot pole after the Warski/Tonka non-fight cost them money and especially not now with corona fucking things up for everyone. But then after Ralph ended that Killstream early to throw some cookies into the toilet, PPP and co.'s craving for blood intensified, and they decided to switch their sights to Dick. Makes sense—after all, what kicked things off were those texts of his. And it seems like this whole debacle cemented people's perceptions of him as a cow—his performance on Nick's stream was pretty bad, and I don't think even the staunchest of his supporters can defend his bringing Zoom into this mess, making things a lot...messier. His thread is in Internet Famous now for a reason.

So, yeah, Dick and Ralph are being targeted pretty equally right now. Now, will this hurt them in the long run? Well, Ralph has been on, what, his eleventh meltdown since Knoxville, so I don't think things are going to change too much for him. As for Dick, I see him going the Sargon route in that he'll continue to have a decently sized audience but regardless of that his reputation has definitely taken a huge hit. But maybe the opposite will happen because I'm shit at predictions and they're both fucked into the dirt. I guess it all depends on how Leo's video will turn out...if he even drops it at all. Even if he does, I doubt there'll be a huge blowout on the scale of something like MundaneMatt or Tonka. We probably won't learn anything from it that we don't already know outside of maybe who flagged PPP, which I honestly do hope they'll get to the bottom of. But even if they don't, I seriously doubt they give a fuck. Again, they just want to fuck with Ralph and Dick. That's the TL;DR of it.

Oh, and every single last person involved in this shit is a faggot.
 
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After listening to PPP for all of two minutes it was immediately clear that he doesn't know how to argue, uses bitch terms like "gaslighting" like he just learned them yesterday, and can't handle any degree of banter. Also, his voice is Leaf autism personified.

In short, fuck this chubby clout-chasing faggot.
 
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Exigent Circumcisions said:
After listening to PPP for all of two minutes it was immediately clear that he doesn't know how to argue, uses bitch terms like "gaslighting" like he just learned them yesterday, and can't handle any degree of banter. Also, his voice is Leaf autism personified.

In short, fuck this chubby clout-chasing faggot.
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Two minutes isn't nearly enough tho
 
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SAVE TWINKIE! said:
Two minutes isn't nearly enough tho
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I went through the whole hangouts call with Rackets, and it didn't get any better. How autistic do you need to be to be unable to distinguish between Nick and Dick? If a person is so enfeebled that they can't tell two people apart I'd say it's fair to assume they're not exactly dealing from a full deck.

Also, nothing he said was funny or interesting and all I care about is Funny and Interesting. All the rest of it is just whining and slapfighting over x.
 
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Trig.Point said:
Nothern Cyprus

managed to maintain first world living standard

judiciary and government keeps everyone in line

It's a Muslim majority country
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Just how much of a big fat gay fool do you intend to be this evening, sir?
 
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Exigent Circumcisions said:
I went through the whole hangouts call with Rackets, and it didn't get any better. How autistic do you need to be to be unable to distinguish between Nick and Dick? If a person is so enfeebled that they can't tell two people apart I'd say it's fair to assume they're not exactly dealing from a full deck.

Also, nothing he said was funny or interesting and all I care about is Funny and Interesting. All the rest of it is just whining and slapfighting over x.
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It's okay, you can talk shit about Nick and Dick here, even Daddy @AnOminous is okay with it. This is a safe place.
 
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