Trashfire The Dick Masterson Simp Conspiracy - Dick Masterson & Co cover up of his "Simping"

[Sheryl Nome]

Sheryl Nome confirmed as alien infiltration unit.

If you didn't know I was an alien, you're behind on the #lore

 

[Christ Cried]

 

[chops]

...aaaaaand he's wearing a tin foil hat. LOL.

You aren't?

 

[New to the autism]

This has all been masterful I'm glad I bought in early on this wonderful Canadian autist. We must revive This week in Nectar after this concludes.

 

[Crystal Golem]

I don't believe that has done LSD, at least not on any of the times he's been on the killstream or any stream I've seen clips of from him. I think he just over plays his drug use to sound cool, tbh.

Didn't he litterally say he was trying to puke up a dose of acid he took cause Onision agreed to come on last second?

 

[GameDevAnon]

How can anyone stand listening to PPP's fake dramatics for more than 30 seconds is beyond me.

C O P E

 

[Table Country]

How can anyone stand listening to PPP's fake dramatics for more than 30 seconds is beyond me.

He does give off a "I used to work at Channel Awesome" vibe. A strike against his record, to be sure, but after all this I don't know what direction is up anymore.

 

[Rotollo]

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Twin PPP: Gunt walk with meme

 

[Gustav Schuchardt]

This whole thing is metacommentary on Internet drama and the notion of a lolcow.

 

[Theodorus]

Didn't he litterally say he was trying to puke up a dose of acid he took cause Onision agreed to come on last second?

Trust no one.

Also, you can't fucking throw up acid. More proof that Dick is just larping as a Cool dewd drug user to impress teenagers.

 

[Simply Outplayed-HD]

What is the hierarchy of the Simpspiracy?

Dick Masterson ( ダックス・エレーラ Dakkusu erēra)
The Don who possesses all his capos dox and controls their finances.

Directly below him are the capos or head janitors, we have:

Ralph (イーサンラルフ Īsanrarufu)

The Gunt himself, fueled by alcoholism. He is the enforcer who uses his weighty gunt and platform to go after anyone who does not fall in line with Dick Masterson. Those who refuse to pay for Dicks protection via New Project 2 or are critical of his degenerate lifestyle of cocaine, polyamory or hanging out with 20 year olds IRL will become the subject of tens of hours of shows and streams.

As the enforcer he has his own team of janitors who they themselves tirelessly clean it up. He follows the New Project 2 model of holding the dox and keeping his indentured servants within financial bondage. The most prolific and hardest working janny in his employ is a man named Gator (シャノン・ゲインズ Shanon geinzu). Gators rent is sometimes paid on time by Ralph, he has kept his life frozen in time for half a decade tirelessly cleaning it up online for Ralph.

Mister Metokur (ジェームス・オーガスティン Jēmusu ōgasutin)

Used to be the last cool guy on the internet, 24 hour opper and leader of the Sweetie Squad. However, he has been compromised and fell in line. As soon as shots area aimed at Dick he rises to the occasion to clean it up. You can tell that he has no choice in the matter and is acting against his will.

Metokur acts at the special forces of the operation when a lighter touch is needed. When using Ralph would be too obvious with a high chance to backfire.

Null also known as Janny Josh (ジョシュア・コナー・ムーン Joshua konā mūn)

Null was also compromised. He is a fugitive that is constantly on the run. Only by the generosity of Dick Masterson is Null not imprisoned or dead. As an outlaw that is pursued to the ends of the earth only the criminal enterprise of Dick Masterson allows Null to recieve any payment.

Null works as the information broker and cheif propagandist. He collates and collects dox for Dick Masterson, spins the narrative and in return Dick allows him to survive on a meagre wage. He controls the Kiwifarms and systematically locks threads, deletes posts, obfusticates information. His hands are calloused from deftly sweeping, mopping and cleaning it up all day.

This terroristic cartel utilises intimidation, harassment, flagging and disinfo to silence any and all opposition. If you want to make it in the big leagues they'll make you an offer that you can't refuse.

 

[Shakka Ahmose]

6th Man is probably Maddox or Zidan

 

[Coffee Anon]

Who is the 6th man? He said it's someone he has criticized this past week.

 

[DecimatedFerret]

Trust no one.

Also, you can't fucking throw up acid. More proof that Dick is just larping as a Cool dewd drug user to impress teenagers.

Or he's just re:tarded.

 

[GameDevAnon]

You aren't?

Making one now. It's part of my conversion to esoteric PPP-ism.

 

[Rotollo]

This whole thing is metacommentary on Internet drama and the notion of a lolcow.

I think it's more on the monetization of it, how it basically became the internet's version of soap operas, at some point it was real but now (sometime after knoxville) its all gay manufactured bullshit

 

[Christ Cried]

The Bogs bow to PPP

 

[Shakka Ahmose]

Who is the 6th man? He said it's someone he has criticized this past week.

Or it's PPP throwing us off the trail once again.

 

[Crystal Golem]

How often does this fucking spic drop acid? Tolerance to acid takes like a week or two to go away. So every time you decide to do it again sooner, you have to double the dose you took last time. I wonder how many tabs he's up to at once. No wonder he could only afford a fraction of a mansion.

Yeah It reminds me of my 22 year old neighbour who will do mushrooms 3 days in a row and then complain they aren't working anymore. No shit genius you're supposed to wait at least a week in between. Abusing psychedelics of all things. That shit should be for special occasions.

 

[Sheryl Nome]

The 6th man is Nicky Rackets