Logia_Peter
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- Mar 28, 2015
My sister has a bad habit of saying some of the most ridiculous shit possible. Granted, she's a teenager, but there's simply no excuse for...
"By cutting himself he was becoming out system and leaving the kyriarchy behind! His depression empowered him! Therapists wanted to take away what was special in him."
"By becoming an animal doctor, I am going out-system by not treating any cis, cruel and human people. Animals are pure. Humans are twisted."
"You want to oppress our dog! You want to listen to him whine and cry and die instantly inside his dog cage!" (left dog in cage. Dog was alive next morning. What now sis?)
"The companies, the stock market, they control what movies get released and what is left hanging! The Sweeps are an evil police force who collect bad performing characters and destroy them. The movie must be perfect for the stock market like an essay." (we were talking about how apparently, according to her, Rise of the Guardians is being "ruined" by crack shipping and fanfiction that disrespects her canon)
Related to the above: "It offends the characters! Jack tells me it really offends him." (when I bring up that no matter how she wishes it, the characters are FICTIONAL) "Well then, it obviously hurts the voice actors and animators." (after I ask her why) "Because I know the characters best."
She later claimed she was pansexual, meaning she could make moves on our relative and incest didn't matter as long as love was involved. She then claimed bisexual invalidated "some traditional sexual identities".
She claimed everyone should feel good about their body and love whoever they want, and then started to argue that because I disagree with her, basically, I should feel bad about myself and become depressed.
In general, there's a theme with her - she seems to think depression elevates people, that becoming emo and cutting yourself is rebellion against a conspiracy consisting of the Sweeps, politicians, the stock market, and teachers' unions.
She also claimed education shouldn't be about teachers getting money. It should be about "having fun, like getting a new snake or dog or cat or whatever."
She's my personal lolcow, and I milk her whenever I am able.
"By cutting himself he was becoming out system and leaving the kyriarchy behind! His depression empowered him! Therapists wanted to take away what was special in him."
"By becoming an animal doctor, I am going out-system by not treating any cis, cruel and human people. Animals are pure. Humans are twisted."
"You want to oppress our dog! You want to listen to him whine and cry and die instantly inside his dog cage!" (left dog in cage. Dog was alive next morning. What now sis?)
"The companies, the stock market, they control what movies get released and what is left hanging! The Sweeps are an evil police force who collect bad performing characters and destroy them. The movie must be perfect for the stock market like an essay." (we were talking about how apparently, according to her, Rise of the Guardians is being "ruined" by crack shipping and fanfiction that disrespects her canon)
Related to the above: "It offends the characters! Jack tells me it really offends him." (when I bring up that no matter how she wishes it, the characters are FICTIONAL) "Well then, it obviously hurts the voice actors and animators." (after I ask her why) "Because I know the characters best."
She later claimed she was pansexual, meaning she could make moves on our relative and incest didn't matter as long as love was involved. She then claimed bisexual invalidated "some traditional sexual identities".
She claimed everyone should feel good about their body and love whoever they want, and then started to argue that because I disagree with her, basically, I should feel bad about myself and become depressed.
In general, there's a theme with her - she seems to think depression elevates people, that becoming emo and cutting yourself is rebellion against a conspiracy consisting of the Sweeps, politicians, the stock market, and teachers' unions.
She also claimed education shouldn't be about teachers getting money. It should be about "having fun, like getting a new snake or dog or cat or whatever."
She's my personal lolcow, and I milk her whenever I am able.