Encounters With SJWs/Tumblristas Offline or In Unusual Communities

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My sister has a bad habit of saying some of the most ridiculous shit possible. Granted, she's a teenager, but there's simply no excuse for...

"By cutting himself he was becoming out system and leaving the kyriarchy behind! His depression empowered him! Therapists wanted to take away what was special in him."

"By becoming an animal doctor, I am going out-system by not treating any cis, cruel and human people. Animals are pure. Humans are twisted."

"You want to oppress our dog! You want to listen to him whine and cry and die instantly inside his dog cage!" (left dog in cage. Dog was alive next morning. What now sis?)

"The companies, the stock market, they control what movies get released and what is left hanging! The Sweeps are an evil police force who collect bad performing characters and destroy them. The movie must be perfect for the stock market like an essay." (we were talking about how apparently, according to her, Rise of the Guardians is being "ruined" by crack shipping and fanfiction that disrespects her canon)

Related to the above: "It offends the characters! Jack tells me it really offends him." (when I bring up that no matter how she wishes it, the characters are FICTIONAL) "Well then, it obviously hurts the voice actors and animators." (after I ask her why) "Because I know the characters best."

She later claimed she was pansexual, meaning she could make moves on our relative and incest didn't matter as long as love was involved. She then claimed bisexual invalidated "some traditional sexual identities".

She claimed everyone should feel good about their body and love whoever they want, and then started to argue that because I disagree with her, basically, I should feel bad about myself and become depressed.

In general, there's a theme with her - she seems to think depression elevates people, that becoming emo and cutting yourself is rebellion against a conspiracy consisting of the Sweeps, politicians, the stock market, and teachers' unions.

She also claimed education shouldn't be about teachers getting money. It should be about "having fun, like getting a new snake or dog or cat or whatever."

She's my personal lolcow, and I milk her whenever I am able.
 
She also claimed education shouldn't be about teachers getting money. It should be about "having fun, like getting a new snake or dog or cat or whatever."
Yeah, imagine the fun her unfortunate teachers have.

Also, unless she cleans up completely, don't let her be a vet. Good people skills is an absolute requirement for vets.

however, the trivia topics were somewhat insane. i expected movies, music, maybe some geography and history. being the hip, swanky bar it was though, our first category was "latin american cinema" (i saw city of god once, guys) and the next was "ecological disasters". it was slightly off-putting, but hey, i had friends and alcohol so it was all good. at least, until the third category: famous feminists.

The "famous feminist" trivia sounds like a blast. Some questions I can think of:
Who is the famous feminist who accuses Beethoven of rape? Susan McClary.
Who is the famous feminist who thinks E=mc² is sexist? Luce Irigaray.
Who is the famous feminist who thinks all heterosexual encounters are violations? Andrea Dworkin.
Who is the famous feminist who has worked with pick-up con artists to teach men how to get sluts? Anita Sarkeesian
 
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Who is the famous feminist who thinks E=mc² is sexist? Luce Irigaray.
How is a physics equation sexist? I'm genuinely curious as to how the fuck she reached that conclusion
TBH I'd kind of like the stories behind the rest of those, but that one really stands out
 
It's all because of feels....
E=mc² is sexist because "it privileges the speed of light against other speeds". Irigaray also claims that male physicists are doomed to fail in fluid mechanics, because the penis gets hard:
The privileging of solid over fluid mechanics, and indeed the inability of science to deal with turbulent flow at all, she attributes to the association of fluidity with femininity. Whereas men have sex organs that protrude and become rigid, women have openings that leak menstrual blood and vaginal fluids...
That Beethoven is a rapist is obvious in the violence he unleashed in his Symphony No.9
 
My sister has a bad habit of saying some of the most ridiculous shit possible. Granted, she's a teenager, but there's simply no excuse for...

"By cutting himself he was becoming out system and leaving the kyriarchy behind! His depression empowered him! Therapists wanted to take away what was special in him."

"By becoming an animal doctor, I am going out-system by not treating any cis, cruel and human people. Animals are pure. Humans are twisted."

"You want to oppress our dog! You want to listen to him whine and cry and die instantly inside his dog cage!" (left dog in cage. Dog was alive next morning. What now sis?)

"The companies, the stock market, they control what movies get released and what is left hanging! The Sweeps are an evil police force who collect bad performing characters and destroy them. The movie must be perfect for the stock market like an essay." (we were talking about how apparently, according to her, Rise of the Guardians is being "ruined" by crack shipping and fanfiction that disrespects her canon)

Related to the above: "It offends the characters! Jack tells me it really offends him." (when I bring up that no matter how she wishes it, the characters are FICTIONAL) "Well then, it obviously hurts the voice actors and animators." (after I ask her why) "Because I know the characters best."

She later claimed she was pansexual, meaning she could make moves on our relative and incest didn't matter as long as love was involved. She then claimed bisexual invalidated "some traditional sexual identities".

She claimed everyone should feel good about their body and love whoever they want, and then started to argue that because I disagree with her, basically, I should feel bad about myself and become depressed.

In general, there's a theme with her - she seems to think depression elevates people, that becoming emo and cutting yourself is rebellion against a conspiracy consisting of the Sweeps, politicians, the stock market, and teachers' unions.

She also claimed education shouldn't be about teachers getting money. It should be about "having fun, like getting a new snake or dog or cat or whatever."

She's my personal lolcow, and I milk her whenever I am able.

In five years, she should be over this shit, don't worry.
 
I had an interesting experience with a SJW academic in a lecture about diversity in the workplace once.

I hate to say this as a leftist, but this kind of academic bully is almost invariably a leftist.

I have had numerous conservative professors, all of whom were polite and respectful of differing opinions.

Perhaps it is that leftists are so often in the majority that they feel free to act like this, while conservatives are often on the defensive.

But I have generally felt a lot safer offering dissenting opinions in a class run by a conservative.

One of them, head of a department, I even semi-tormented in a good-natured way. He especially despised Foucault (bondage philosopher Foucault not pendulum Foucault) to the point of going off on an enraged rant about how he was a "degenerate Nietzschean." So I'd always cite to Foucault after that in every paper I submitted. Never punished in the slightest.

I consider inability to face dissenting opinion a sign of mental weakness. This is why I really detest SJWs. They give a bad name to things I care about.
 
I hate to say this as a leftist, but this kind of academic bully is almost invariably a leftist.

I have had numerous conservative professors, all of whom were polite and respectful of differing opinions.

Perhaps it is that leftists are so often in the majority that they feel free to act like this, while conservatives are often on the defensive.

But I have generally felt a lot safer offering dissenting opinions in a class run by a conservative.

One of them, head of a department, I even semi-tormented in a good-natured way. He especially despised Foucault (bondage philosopher Foucault not pendulum Foucault) to the point of going off on an enraged rant about how he was a "degenerate Nietzschean." So I'd always cite to Foucault after that in every paper I submitted. Never punished in the slightest.

I consider inability to face dissenting opinion a sign of mental weakness. This is why I really detest SJWs. They give a bad name to things I care about.

I think the big reason for this is that on some level, conservative academics are willing to sacrifice the possibility of being ostracised from their peers in exchange for expressing their honest opinion. Whilst I'm also someone who's definitely leftist, I can totally respect a conservative if they're able to politely give logical, cohesive arguments. We're all human so we're bound to make mistakes; denying the opportunity to have your views challenged or criticised is denying yourself the freedom to correct mistakes you were unaware of and forbidding yourself to grow as a person. Accepting that requires you to be honest about yourself, which in reality nobody who holds extremist values, whether they are left or right wing are.

That's the thing about leftist academic bullies (and pretty much all SJWs), she can't be honest with herself that what she wants isn't a society that emphasises equality but what she actually wants is a world where she can do no wrong. By presenting herself as the most tolerant, empathetic person ever who consistently fights for the oppressed, she's aiming for people to promote her to a position of authority where she can paint anyone who disagrees with her as a bully trying to pick on the "nice" person. The most disingenuous of bullies and abusers know how to manipulate people by minimsing the possibility that their victims would be believed, which SJWs can pull off extremely well by simply presenting their victims as bigoted. If they've done well enough to erode their victims' self-esteem, even the victim themselves will believe they're horrible people who deserve to be bullied.

The best thing for them is that they get to put into practice the one thing they would never admit; they are happy to use a minority for nothing more than their personal gain. SJWs are just as harmful to giving minority a voice as racism is, possibly more so because unlike racists who will genuinely admit they want to oppress minorities SJWs will deflect the criticism with "oh but were on your side, were nice so you cant tell us what to do, besides i bet your just a gamergater pretending to be a minority STOP TRIGGERING ME SHITLORD"
 
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Well, brand new story. Happened just yesterday. You see, my sister is a lesbian. Her new GF is a massive feminazi. She says the only reason she is a lesbian is that she hates men. While walking into my house, she spat on my feet. She insulted me multiple times while in my house, and I just sucked it up for my sister. Eventually, I got tired of it and told her to leave. She told me it was a free country and refused. My sister was getting pretty pissed off at her, and she pulled her outside to talk with her. I didn't hear much, but I did here the terms "male scum" and "massive prick" thrown in. Soon, it got physical and the cops came to brake it up. I grabbed my sister's partner to pull her away. She called me a rapist for doing it. She got taken away, thankfully, and my sis broke up with her.
 
I hate political lesbians so much, they're so thoroughly dishonest. These people toy with lesbians' feelings just because some man did so to them. I'm glad your sister dumped her, I'd personally never even be friends with one of those.
Danke, freund
 
Well, brand new story. Happened just yesterday. You see, my sister is a lesbian. Her new GF is a massive feminazi. She says the only reason she is a lesbian is that she hates men.

I could see doing that. What I don't see is actually admitting to being such a stupid, spiteful idiot. Most people would actually be embarrassed to be that dumb. Most people were taught that saying about cutting your nose off to spite your face by their
moms
or maybe dads who knows
.

Most people know that such behavior is absurdly infantile.
 
Her new GF is a massive feminazi. She says the only reason she is a lesbian is that she hates men.

Why would your sister not completely put up with her shit when it came to hating men, but still dated her knowing that she's not even really a lesbian?

I'm glad they broke up, at least. The way she treated you was absolutely abhorrent.
 
To reference back to those people obsessive over Egypt being black, you can always sift through the comments section of this video, which is probably the only time I've seen this nonsense outside of Tumblr (I'm blessed I guess):

 
Well, brand new story. Happened just yesterday. You see, my sister is a lesbian. Her new GF is a massive feminazi. She says the only reason she is a lesbian is that she hates men. While walking into my house, she spat on my feet. She insulted me multiple times while in my house, and I just sucked it up for my sister. Eventually, I got tired of it and told her to leave. She told me it was a free country and refused. My sister was getting pretty pissed off at her, and she pulled her outside to talk with her. I didn't hear much, but I did here the terms "male scum" and "massive prick" thrown in. Soon, it got physical and the cops came to brake it up. I grabbed my sister's partner to pull her away. She called me a rapist for doing it. She got taken away, thankfully, and my sis broke up with her.
Your sister is a badass, and I would buy her sodas.

I had a teacher aide last week rattling off SJW screeds when one of the Autistic students we transport, a boy no older than 10, looks at her and scolds:

"Big Bird says it's not nice to be mean to people for no reason! Boys are people too!"

In a word: Owned.
 
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I had a teacher aide last week rattling off SJW screeds when one of the Autistic students we transport, a boy no older than 10, looks at her and scolds:

"Big Bird says it's not nice to be mean to people for no reason! Boys are people too!"

In a word: Owned.
That boy has more functioning braincells then 99% of tumblr and a better moral compass. Good for him :)
 
I had a teacher aide last week rattling off SJW screeds when one of the Autistic students we transport, a boy no older than 10, looks at her and scolds:

"Big Bird says it's not nice to be mean to people for no reason! Boys are people too!"

In a word: Owned.

That boy is a mansplaining oppressor who appropiates the culture of birdkins.
 
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