Trashfire The Dick Masterson Simp Conspiracy - Dick Masterson & Co cover up of his "Simping"

Who is the third man?

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CrunkLord420 said:
Dick seems to act like NewProject2 is deplatforming resistant, and apparently it's working for Jersh. His twitter account has a tiny following, and isn't even using his name (I assume he's ban evading), His YouTube account is also tiny, his public videos have pathetically low view-counts for how much money he brings in via Patreon. Don't you need to get the link off his Patreon? So users are already trained to get a link?

I don't understand why Dick needs YouTube at all. I guess it's because he doesn't want to spend any of the money self-hosting (or even just decentralizing) the videos his paypigs pay for.
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Most of TDS listeners just get it thru RSS Feed. He streams the show live off Youtube because there is a small group of superfans that pay him $240 a year to watch it live. As for decentralizing, that cuts into the cocaine funds. Remember a decent 8-Ball costs $200.
 
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welcome2hell said:
If I was in PPP's position, I'd just sperg out on livestream nonstop. This is his 15 minutes of fame, so he might as well make the most of it! (Might as well open a Patreon too)
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It looks like he realizes Ralph and Dick are glued to what he says about them for some bizarre reason, so he's fucking with their heads by giving them more than they can cover/watch in one sitting.

Also seems like he's trying to get them to chimp out at him by saying incredibly extreme shit.
 
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PPP has an odd magnetism to him that's oddly intoxicating.
He preaches a lot of truth, but it's mixed in with a lot of personal assumption he treats as true to a point where it's hard to tell where the act ends and the person begins.
Chat over the last 24 hours have turned from PPP Haters to worshipers of an emergent PPP Cult.
This has been a weird fucking weekend.
 
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Chencognito said:
PPP has an odd magnetism to him that's oddly intoxicating.
He preaches a lot of truth, but it's mixed in with a lot of personal assumption he treats as true to a point where it's hard to tell where the act ends and the person begins.
Chat over the last 24 hours have turned from PPP Haters to worshipers of an emergent PPP Cult.
This has been a weird fucking weekend.
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I've been watching chat off and on and laughing at the handful of people that are just so mad that people are enjoying this. There's one dude in there that's been bitching about it for hours. It's hilarious. PPP causes chaos everywhere. He can't be contained.
 
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He's talking about fucking 80s girl and dick having to raise his kids! ahahahahahahahaha

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AHHH-HAHAHAHAHAHA.
They're not mad at me, you guys. My trolling is having no effect.
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So just so everyone knows the whole story Dick tweeted out a screenshot of one of GameDevs posts a few days ago. The next day ROTC(being frank mainly mersh. royce seemed to want to change topics) lies about GameDev on stream. Then Dick invites mersh to the adult table leaked patreon stream for shit talking a guy behind his back defending his honour. Now Gaydur is screenshoting GameDevs posts on twitter too.

Lord help me I am not a smart man but I know there's a pattern here somewhere.
 
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Theodorus said:
What ever happened to the Ralph Retort THOT PATROL?

Oh, it doesn't count when Ralph is simping. Hahaha, just keep simping ralph, won't be much longer.
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When this gets brought up on air, you can almost hear Flamenco's inner war between his autistic need to PATROL and his autistic need to OBEY. Something to keep an eye on for potential spaghetti
 
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welcome2hell said:
If I was in PPP's position, I'd just sperg out on livestream nonstop. This is his 15 minutes of fame, so he might as well make the most of it! (Might as well open a Patreon too)
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If you were in PPP's position, you probably would've blown the bit days ago. PPP is a man on a mission from God. He is the only mortal capable of pulling this off!
 
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DangerVulcano said:
I'm finding it hilarious that Ralph (who is totally not mad and is above dealing with PPP) showing up in the chat of just about the chat section of PPP's and Godwinson's premieres and streams, getting shit all over by the chat.
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If it's "Punished Ralph", it's apparently either a convincing fake or a sock, the regular channel name is PunishedRalph (no space).
 
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