Trashfire The Dick Masterson Simp Conspiracy - Dick Masterson & Co cover up of his "Simping"

[ClipBitch]

No matter where they go someone will try to screw it up. It needs to be by the books or they'll get fucked by trolls.

 

[Null]

He was just fucking with you though. I know it gets under your skin, but people only do it because you react to it.

Okay, but I don't joke about that and if the conversation goes there I'm out.

 

[GameDevAnon]

No matter where they go someone will try to screw it up. It needs to be by the books or they'll get fucked by trolls.

Keep the location a secret. Only tell the public the date and time of the stream.

 

[Crystal Golem]

It warms my heart to see Josh remembering what FUN is

PPP is helping us all remember

PPP vs Ralph is going to look exactly like what would have happened if Hannibal had crossed the alps with his entire army intact:

The overconfident Rome sleeps in it’s arrogance and it’s complacency, protected on all sides by the girth of it’s conquered territory and the sheer number of auxiliaries commissioned to defend it. Once an unparalleled force, now it stands decrepit and fragile from the decades of gluttony.

Suddenly, a mighty war cry pierces the afternoon sky, a shape forming on the horizon. Rome rouses slowly from it’s wine induced slumber, squinting to make out the disturbance to its gluttony. The once-mighty city could not believe it’s eyes; for the horizon quickly gives way to the might of Rome’s sworn enemy, Hannibal of Carthage.

The greatest warrior from the Jewel of the Mediterranean had arrived at the gates of Rome; not with an army of mere men and horses, but bearing the largest war machine ever witnessed; the colossal Carthaginian War Elephant.

Caught unprepared, Rome’s delusions of grandeur gave rise to it’s defence strategy: agility will defeat them! But alas, only as the gigantic form of the beast rammed into the unprepared walls of the city would Rome come to realise it’s own stupidity. The unparalleled girth of the elephant negated whatever agility was available to the defence, and the aging, neglected city quickly collapsed in exhaustion.

And so the defences fell, with the beast of Hannibal trampling every inch of the once-mighty city. Every citizen, whether Noble, soldier or janitor, was crushed under the weight of the beast. The mercenaries Rome had employed chose to flee rather than come to his aid, realising their promised coin would not be honoured by the corpse of the city that was once their master.

Not only that but he's picked up every tribe large or small along the way to partake in the rapine slaughter.

 

[So-and-so]

Jesus Fucking Christ can you guys at least wait until my shipment of wine gets here before we start this shit up again

 

[Return of the Freaker]

Uh oh! Butthurt gunt is here! Will he get mopped?

 

[Perspicacity]

The purse isn't 8K. Zoom already said he would match Godwinson's offer. So it would be up to approx. 14K now.

I've apparently been obligated to donate 20,000 rupees to the purse by Godwinson so your forgetting that too.

 

[instythot]

I've apparently been obligated to donate 20,000 rupees to the purse by Godwinson so your forgetting that too.

I would make that conditional on him pronouncing your name correctly even once

 

[GameDevAnon]

before we start this shit up again

What are you talking about? It literally never stopped.

 

[Crystal Golem]

Coronabux just hit and I can finally enjoy this as it was meant to be enjoyed whacked out of my gourd.

Josh and PPP open doors and they slam into each other giving each other and "oh you" look surfer is on the hunt for yet another cooking job

Music plays:

"come and knock on my door! I'll be waitng for you!"

 

[Perspicacity]

I would make that conditional on him pronouncing your name correctly even once

That would entirely ruin the meme.

 

[GameDevAnon]

PPP is successfully wooing @Null.

 

[instythot]

Whoever posted Ivan Stang about a hundred pages back gets a shoutout for correctly recognizing Subgenius. Except done correctly.

JR Bob Dobbs -> Surfer's name is JR. Serendipity

 

[Chencognito]

PPP's drinking his own coolaid.

 

[GameDevAnon]

"Ralph has been up for seven straight days seething, so he might as well keep going."
LMFAO

 

[Unog]

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Uh oh! Butthurt gunt is here! Will he get mopped?

I don't get the implication there. Whatever it is I'm sure it's some kind of dig, can't wait for Ralph to start calling Null a pedophile.

 

[Simply Outplayed-HD]

PPP confirmed that he and Josh will stream together at a later date. Ideally I'd like Godwinson to get in on that. I hope Josh brings his A game. He was really on the ropes when he was in the chat chirping from the cuck shed.

 

[instythot]

PPP's drinking his own coolaid.

This isn't supposed to last forever. This should be a beacon of autism lighting up the sky for a brief period and then Ashton goes back to his regular life of eating Surfer's meals, getting perhaps 200 views and making Ethan Ralph seethe

 

[Yolo Swaggins]

"Ralph has been up for seven straight days seething, so he might as well keep going."
LMFAO

I hope he gets some sleep and has pleasant dreams.
I mean SleePPPy not Ralph.

 

[instythot]

PPP confirmed that he and Josh will stream together at a later date. Ideally I'd like Godwinson to get in on that. I hope Josh brings his A game. He was really on the ropes when he was in the chat chirping from the cuck shed.

That lineup has already happened several times, it won't be antagonistic. Ask Susan for results on "This Week In Nectar"